SL55/63/65/R230 AMG: Road Rage in my SL65!
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From: San Francisco
C32
Hahahahhaha
Originally Posted by PRChris
*Covers eyes with oversized Giorgio Armani sunglasses*
I can't believe I'm reading this! Me, poor? [Insert Laugh] (Sorry I can't laugh, I've had Botox done around my mouth to reduce the sweating from the stage lights)
You all have just blown this out of porportion!
*Dipping platinum Tiffany's spoon in tube of caviar*
First of all, what makes it okay for Mr. Mercedes VIP to call my (Designo) G55 AMG ugly, yet I call his lower-tier X5 fruity and he jumps on me? What a hypocrite! I've never felt so attacked since the French Press romantically associated me with a British supermodel (Identy will not be disclosed)!
I am certainly not here to brag about my vast collection of luxury goods, but to simply share my world renowned and popular on-line diary! I've certainly had warm responses everywhere but this Mercedes-Benz forum, seemingly due to stiff over-conservative granny and gramp's crowd Mercedes tends to draw! I'm sooo stressed right now, I'm contemplating dumping my Mercedes vehicles for Ferraris' Maserati and Lamborghini. I certainly can't be seen mingling with the stiff and unfabulous!
*Throws SmartKeys' (connected by Hermes keychain) through open Versace Italian styled stain-glass window*
I've just had it with you people!
You know what?
*Requests Louis Vuitton, Prada and Hermes bags from housekeepers*
I'm done with this! I've had it with you all!
*Throws ready-to-wear in Louis Vuitton Damier Canvas*
I am leaving for L.A. today, and I'm never coming back here (Texas and this forum.) I hope you all burn in Wal-Mart Hell !
*Stuggles with Yves St. Laurent Rive Gauche boots*
I'm gone.
*Storms out house as puzzled housekeepers follow my ever-so-fabulous Gucci moisturized (and Fendi outfitted) body into the sunset*
I can't believe I'm reading this! Me, poor? [Insert Laugh] (Sorry I can't laugh, I've had Botox done around my mouth to reduce the sweating from the stage lights)
You all have just blown this out of porportion!
*Dipping platinum Tiffany's spoon in tube of caviar*
First of all, what makes it okay for Mr. Mercedes VIP to call my (Designo) G55 AMG ugly, yet I call his lower-tier X5 fruity and he jumps on me? What a hypocrite! I've never felt so attacked since the French Press romantically associated me with a British supermodel (Identy will not be disclosed)!
I am certainly not here to brag about my vast collection of luxury goods, but to simply share my world renowned and popular on-line diary! I've certainly had warm responses everywhere but this Mercedes-Benz forum, seemingly due to stiff over-conservative granny and gramp's crowd Mercedes tends to draw! I'm sooo stressed right now, I'm contemplating dumping my Mercedes vehicles for Ferraris' Maserati and Lamborghini. I certainly can't be seen mingling with the stiff and unfabulous!
*Throws SmartKeys' (connected by Hermes keychain) through open Versace Italian styled stain-glass window*
I've just had it with you people!
You know what?
*Requests Louis Vuitton, Prada and Hermes bags from housekeepers*
I'm done with this! I've had it with you all!
*Throws ready-to-wear in Louis Vuitton Damier Canvas*
I am leaving for L.A. today, and I'm never coming back here (Texas and this forum.) I hope you all burn in Wal-Mart Hell !
*Stuggles with Yves St. Laurent Rive Gauche boots*
I'm gone.
*Storms out house as puzzled housekeepers follow my ever-so-fabulous Gucci moisturized (and Fendi outfitted) body into the sunset*
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From: Connecticut
2003 CLK55
Finally finished reading this whole damn thing....where do I begin?
I think this thread was overall, very entertaining.
I am dissapointed in the few me,bers who took this seriously. You guys need to give your head a shake.
Now PRChris is gone and there are no more funny threads. Good job losers!
For everyone that was offended by PRChris' posts , I say....grow up.
And Kev....we all get it....you are a med student and you know Syphllis.....let it go man!
Thank you all and good night
Stiggs Out!
I think this thread was overall, very entertaining.
I am dissapointed in the few me,bers who took this seriously. You guys need to give your head a shake.
Now PRChris is gone and there are no more funny threads. Good job losers!
For everyone that was offended by PRChris' posts , I say....grow up.
And Kev....we all get it....you are a med student and you know Syphllis.....let it go man!
Thank you all and good night
Stiggs Out!
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Joined: Jun 2002
Posts: 7,894
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From: Connecticut
2003 CLK55
And another thing....
I'm getting sick and tired of every newbie that yells to the Mods when the heat is on.
"CLOSE THIS THREAD" AND "BAN THIS JACK HOLE"
Thats all you guys ever say....well, enough. The Mods should be like GOD....just sit back and watch...but don't interfere.
You guys want the mods to ban every member you don't agree with and I'm sick of it.
Once again this place is slowing being flushed down the crapper by you tools that cry to the mods every 2 seconds.
Thats it
No more soap box.....maybe!
I'm getting sick and tired of every newbie that yells to the Mods when the heat is on.
"CLOSE THIS THREAD" AND "BAN THIS JACK HOLE"
Thats all you guys ever say....well, enough. The Mods should be like GOD....just sit back and watch...but don't interfere.
You guys want the mods to ban every member you don't agree with and I'm sick of it.
Once again this place is slowing being flushed down the crapper by you tools that cry to the mods every 2 seconds.
Thats it
No more soap box.....maybe!
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Joined: Apr 2002
Posts: 6,328
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From: NYC
CL500
Originally Posted by Stiggs
And another thing....
I'm getting sick and tired of every newbie that yells to the Mods when the heat is on.
"CLOSE THIS THREAD" AND "BAN THIS JACK HOLE"
Thats all you guys ever say....well, enough. The Mods should be like GOD....just sit back and watch...but don't interfere.
You guys want the mods to ban every member you don't agree with and I'm sick of it.
Once again this place is slowing being flushed down the crapper by you tools that cry to the mods every 2 seconds.
Thats it
No more soap box.....maybe!
I'm getting sick and tired of every newbie that yells to the Mods when the heat is on.
"CLOSE THIS THREAD" AND "BAN THIS JACK HOLE"
Thats all you guys ever say....well, enough. The Mods should be like GOD....just sit back and watch...but don't interfere.
You guys want the mods to ban every member you don't agree with and I'm sick of it.
Once again this place is slowing being flushed down the crapper by you tools that cry to the mods every 2 seconds.
Thats it
No more soap box.....maybe!
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2005 Brilliant Silver E55
[QUOTE=PRChris]Sweetheart, when they saw the Black Card slip off of my Prada moisturized hands, all I could see out of my Versace sunglasses (Style: Medusa) were the salesmen running around with their Brooks Brother suits trying to get my attention!
When the sales associate ran my Chanel Allure misted AMEX Centurion through, QUOTE]
One of the funniest threads ever read...
PRChris, since you (supposedly) and I own a Centurion card, do you mind telling me what the first 4 digits of the card is since all Centurion cards share a common firt 4 digits?
When the sales associate ran my Chanel Allure misted AMEX Centurion through, QUOTE]
One of the funniest threads ever read...
PRChris, since you (supposedly) and I own a Centurion card, do you mind telling me what the first 4 digits of the card is since all Centurion cards share a common firt 4 digits?
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From: New Jersey ~ Monmouth County
2005 SL 500
Best thread I've ever read in any forum. It was a blast to see how Chris got everyone going.
Should be posted at the top so that everyone has a chance to experience.
Should be posted at the top so that everyone has a chance to experience.
let thi sstory continue, way too funny 
