SL55/63/65/R230 AMG: Road Rage in my SL65!
...you mistaken...
.....They sold you some fake Brabus GV12 to your sorry ***....
.....The same fake crap you got.....
...hahaha....
....All the crap that you got it fake...
...You spent good money on fake crap and you don't even know it...
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....hahaha....
.....Man.......that she thing is so funny........ I referred his low-rent a** to LVMH (LVMH Moët Hennessy - An international group with over 50 luxury brands : Moet & Chandon, Louis Vuitton, Fendi, Christian Dior Perfumes, etc.)
Last edited by PRChris; Oct 19, 2004 at 01:09 AM.
**opens 1828 1st edition of websters dictionary(recently appraised for $8,500,000)**
So Christina you poured a seawater concetrate over your head? Were you aware that you need to dilute that water? or perhaps you are downing the 2 ounce bottles that the sell for $33.50, which would explain these rediculous rants about how one could be in a psychotic state of confusion.
So please talk your way out of this one.
**closes 1828 1st edition of websters dictionary**
*Reclines Maybach seats*
We need to talk.
I poured the gross water over my beautiful mane to make a statement, although, I was quickly watered down (Aquasana Home Water System) by my staff. I vividly remember requesting Mercedes-Benz branded water that I left in the rear cup holder of the Maybach!
But does anyone listen to me? Of course not.
Ugh, look what you did! I'm frustrated again. Thanks a lot babe.
I referred his low-rent a** to LVMH (LVMH Moët Hennessy - An international group with over 50 luxury brands : Moet & Chandon, Louis Vuitton, Fendi, Christian Dior Perfumes, etc.)
......How do you know if you getting a real deal..
....because everything you own and on your body is fake...
....Just like you a fake she thing.........but you a guy.........
......How do you know if you getting a real deal..
....because everything you own and on your body is fake...
....Just like you a fake she thing.........but you a guy......... 
Almost as cute as this seasons Marc Jacobs sneaker!
Louis Vuitton taught us how to differentiate between fake and authentic! Metrosexuals like me are born with an eye for fashion. (Although many use a little assistance from Prada's world renowned reading glasses
Last edited by PRChris; Oct 19, 2004 at 01:24 AM.
Almost as cute as this seasons Marc Jacobs sneaker!
Louis Vuitton taught us how to differentiate between fake and authentic! Metrosexuals like me are born with an eye of fashion. (Although I use a little help from my Prada reading glasses

...I am not sure about cute...
....but look good like my Rolex Daytona.......
The Best of Mercedes & AMG
I may not know my Prada from my Louis (without my girlfriend's help)..even though I've got some of this stuff in my closet....at the insistance of same girlfriend! Frankly, my old (gasp)...GAP stuff is more comfy. But I do know a fair number of people that CAN afford this type of stuff (in the volumes claimed)...and NONE of them would announce to anyone what they had. People with this kind of spending power are very low profile. I also can tell poor, pathetic BS when I smell it. Nice try...and quite entertaining! Keep up the good work!
Who blames them?
*Looking at Tiffany's mirror, amazed by reflection of face while admiring high cheekbones*
I may not know my Prada from my Louis (without my girlfriend's help)..even though I've got some of this stuff in my closet....at the insistance of same girlfriend! Frankly, my old (gasp)...GAP stuff is more comfy. But I do know a fair number of people that CAN afford this type of stuff (in the volumes claimed)...and NONE of them would announce to anyone what they had. People with this kind of spending power are very low profile. I also can tell poor, pathetic BS when I smell it. Nice try...and quite entertaining! Keep up the good work!
*Runs to wardrobe corridor and laughs my *** off, while admiring photogenic face*
Listen, babe, I prefer not to keep a low profile. My life is too fun to keep it on the hush-hush!
*Glances at Ferrari F430 brochure spread out on Armani Casa desk, while slowly reaching for Vertu Communication Device*
I'll be back later!
Last edited by PRChris; Oct 19, 2004 at 09:20 AM.
*Runs to wardrobe corridor and laughs my *** off, while admiring photogenic face*
Listen, babe, I prefer not to keep a low profile. My life is too fun to keep it on the hush-hush!
*Glances at Ferrari F430 brochure spread out on Armani Casa desk, while slowly reaching for Vertu Communication Device*
I'll be back later!
Frankly I don't care that you are financially poor....or not. However, this is a car site that is contributed to by enthusiasts......not poseurs and *******. You already stated that you bought an SL65 for the 'looks' and the show (or something to that effect). Only an idiot would buy a 600hp car to pose in (in Manhattan). I think most people here are 'drivers'. Are you sure you weren't the guy in the pick up? I am sorry for you that you have to live this sort of internet fantasy life. This sort of drivel really does belong on a Versace spotters site, not here. Or better yet.....a Paris Hilton site. Perhaps you and Paris will be making movies together over some Versace sheets. But I'm afraid that you will have to wake from that dream as well.....after your done wanking of course!
Nice try with the F430 jab.....I already have my order in for the CS version....what about you? If you need a contact at Wild World of Cars (great NY dealer)...I can hook you up...hon! Have a great day!
Last edited by IngenereAMG; Oct 19, 2004 at 11:24 AM.
Frankly I don't care that you are financially poor....or not. However, this is a car site that is contributed to by enthusiasts......not poseurs and *******. You already stated that you bought an SL65 for the 'looks' and the show (or something to that effect). Only an idiot would buy a 600hp car to pose in (in Manhattan). I think most people here are 'drivers'. Are you sure you weren't the guy in the pick up? I am sorry for you that you have to live this sort of internet fantasy life. This sort of drivel really does belong on a Versace spotters site, not here. Or better yet.....a Paris Hilton site. Perhaps you and Paris will be making movies together over some Versace sheets. But I'm afraid that you will have to wake from that dream as well.....after your done wanking of course!
Nice try with the F430 jab.....I already have my order in for the CS version....what about you? If you need a contact at Wild World of Cars (great NY dealer)...I can hook you up...hon! Have a great day!
And for the record, I am a car enthusiast! I love anything that carries the Mercedes-Benz, Ferrari, Lamborghini, Aston Martin, Rolls Royce and Bentley nameplate! I love fast cars, which are easy to drive. I like one's that respond to the sole of my Salvatore Ferragamo boots. Just press down on that pedal and fly!
*Crossing Yves St. Laurent bejeweled finger*
God forbid if I were to be seen driving anything less than a Mercedes! I would imagine death as a nicer alternative.
Anyway, does the Enzo Ferrari have an 'Automatic' mode? I really want one, but can't imagine touching dirty paddles while using my Vertu cell phone to make arrangements for my appearance in next season's Fashion Week!(Happens a lot)
That would be a disaster! The reason I ordered the F430 is because it comes with an Auto Mode! Not harsh, like the Quattroporte which wrinkled my Prada pin-stripe trousers and almost chipped my nail.
Ugh, you would think Italian's would know better.
The Challenge Stradale is gross because the leather is so think, cheap and uncomfortable (Imagine the damage they'd cause to my Haute Couture!) I didn't like it.
Last edited by PRChris; Oct 19, 2004 at 05:55 PM.
Bobby Trendy?
*Runs to Versace sink, feeling nauseous*
You mean Anna Nicole's decorator?
As if! He is ugly, tacky, and poor! His clothes look like a knock-off version of Heatherette's collection! His face would not be accepted by the fashion industry!
Gross.
*Sips Moet & Chandon to ease pain*
The only thing that touches the sole of my YSL special custom made croc shoes are chinchilla covered pedals.
:p
lol :p Why not buy an Enzo and have the tranny modified to auto. I'm sure you can afford it right?
:p Then put chinchilla covers on the paddle so you don't have to mess up your Vertu cell while checking yourself out in the rear view mirror and applying your Prada stuff... :p
The only thing that touches the sole of my YSL special custom made croc shoes are chinchilla covered pedals.
:p When is your next appearance? What channel?
lol :p Why not buy an Enzo and have the tranny modified to auto. I'm sure you can afford it right?
:p Then put chinchilla covers on the paddle so you don't have to mess up your Vertu cell while checking yourself out in the rear view mirror and applying your Prada stuff... :p

Ugh we are so alike! Did you attend Beverly Hills Pre-School as well?
I'll be at Fashion Week which will be covered by the Style. Network!
I'll be at Fashion Week which will be covered by the Style. Network!
:p So since Style's going to be there let me guess the usual suspects right? The armanis and versace's right?
Frankly I don't care that you are financially poor....or not. However, this is a car site that is contributed to by enthusiasts......not poseurs and *******. You already stated that you bought an SL65 for the 'looks' and the show (or something to that effect). Only an idiot would buy a 600hp car to pose in (in Manhattan). I think most people here are 'drivers'. Are you sure you weren't the guy in the pick up? I am sorry for you that you have to live this sort of internet fantasy life. This sort of drivel really does belong on a Versace spotters site, not here. Or better yet.....a Paris Hilton site. Perhaps you and Paris will be making movies together over some Versace sheets. But I'm afraid that you will have to wake from that dream as well.....after your done wanking of course!
Nice try with the F430 jab.....I already have my order in for the CS version....what about you? If you need a contact at Wild World of Cars (great NY dealer)...I can hook you up...hon! Have a great day!
Me, driving a no-name pickup truck?
Darling, you know I can't see at night without Xenons. Ugh.







