SL55/63/65/R230 AMG: Road Rage in my SL65!
10-17-2004, 04:05 AM
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*Wiping my tears off with my special made CHANEL's tissue*
THIS IS JUST TOO HILARIOUS.
Enjoyable though.
*Ting* *Lighting my Cuban's cigar with my limited edition 2002 Taj Mahal St.Dupont*
oops... I accidentally burnt my hundred dollar bill.
Dang... my writing style turned out different now after reading too much of her posts.
THIS IS JUST TOO HILARIOUS.
Enjoyable though. *Ting* *Lighting my Cuban's cigar with my limited edition 2002 Taj Mahal St.Dupont*
oops... I accidentally burnt my hundred dollar bill.
Dang... my writing style turned out different now after reading too much of her posts.
10-17-2004, 04:07 AM
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lol haha trust me im laughing about it with the rest of you but i want to see what it replys at the same time. I think its a guy man^^^ but i refuse to believe a guy would talk like this. im in denial even if it is a joke, no man is capable of such a monstrosity
10-17-2004, 08:53 AM
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'09 911 C4S
*Washing my face with my baby-butt soft Hermes towel after a long night's sleep*
This is getting really weird, but fun.
Mr. FIXEDupW209,
I was in the same mode as you were two nights ago, thinking that no man could have done such a horrifying deed in writing. However, after reading the whole thread again, I think it could be a man that is going through his mid-life crisis, and his struggle with his gender and sexuality.
*Grabbing my car key from the Mikimoto cow-hide accessories tray*
Adios, and have a good day everyone. Remember, don't stop laughing.
This is getting really weird, but fun.
Originally Posted by FIXEDupW209
lol haha trust me im laughing about it with the rest of you but i want to see what it replys at the same time. I think its a guy man^^^ but i refuse to believe a guy would talk like this. im in denial even if it is a joke, no man is capable of such a monstrosity
I was in the same mode as you were two nights ago, thinking that no man could have done such a horrifying deed in writing. However, after reading the whole thread again, I think it could be a man that is going through his mid-life crisis, and his struggle with his gender and sexuality.
*Grabbing my car key from the Mikimoto cow-hide accessories tray*
Adios, and have a good day everyone. Remember, don't stop laughing.
10-17-2004, 11:48 AM
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Originally Posted by FIXEDupW209
hey queer eye for the straight guy...
*pisses on Emilio Pucci handkerchief*
Mercedes only allows its customers to put only up to 5 or 10 thousand dollars i believe on a single credit card. And although your black card doesn't have a limit, if you spend over 150 thousand dollars a year, which you must if you have a black card then you would't buy a car with a credit card. And plus you can't. Once again caught in your lies.
*pisses on Emilio Pucci handkerchief*
Mercedes only allows its customers to put only up to 5 or 10 thousand dollars i believe on a single credit card. And although your black card doesn't have a limit, if you spend over 150 thousand dollars a year, which you must if you have a black card then you would't buy a car with a credit card. And plus you can't. Once again caught in your lies.
When the sales associate ran my Chanel Allure misted AMEX Centurion through, he told me I could come pick up the (Designo) Kompressor on Monday. Without notice, he shook my delicate hands and gave me one of those *cheeky* Mercedes key holders with the blue laser light at the bottom! It was so chic; it matched my illuminated door sills, not to mention my Roberto Cavalli ready-to-wear!
As I made my way for the exit (clutching my Hermes Birkin man-bag frightened by all the onlookers) I was bombarded by a slew of sales men, but was quickly whisked away to the Maybach 62 by my personal friends & staff.
Last edited by PRChris; 10-17-2004 at 12:02 PM.
10-17-2004, 11:58 AM
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Originally Posted by Kev04C320
*Washing my face with my baby-butt soft Hermes towel after a long night's sleep*
This is getting really weird, but fun.
Mr. FIXEDupW209,
I was in the same mode as you were two nights ago, thinking that no man could have done such a horrifying deed in writing. However, after reading the whole thread again, I think it could be a man that is going through his mid-life crisis, and his struggle with his gender and sexuality.
*Grabbing my car key from the Mikimoto cow-hide accessories tray*
Adios, and have a good day everyone. Remember, don't stop laughing.
This is getting really weird, but fun.
Mr. FIXEDupW209,
I was in the same mode as you were two nights ago, thinking that no man could have done such a horrifying deed in writing. However, after reading the whole thread again, I think it could be a man that is going through his mid-life crisis, and his struggle with his gender and sexuality.
*Grabbing my car key from the Mikimoto cow-hide accessories tray*
Adios, and have a good day everyone. Remember, don't stop laughing.
If I were over the hill (30+) I would be at a botox party at this moment! I can't believe you said such a dirty thing!
Even my rivals at the Beverly Hills Country Club, Bridgehampton Polo Club, and at The Racquet & Tennis Club (Park Avenue Plaza) would think such a dirty poor person thought!
UGH.
10-17-2004, 02:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Chris 45971
Pretty good Patrick Bateman (American Psycho) impression. 
Do you kill people for fun as well?
A riot.
Do you kill people for fun as well?
A riot.
*Sips Baccarat Crystal Goblet of Moet Chandon*
Why do you ridicule me? The only 'killing' I do is with my stunning beauty. Cheekbones so high, and a body a Greek God would be envious of. No wonder Louis Vuitton, Dolce&Gabbana and Versace resquested I wear the key pieces at Milan's fashion week.
You are so bitter, no? You'll be okay; don't worry.
10-17-2004, 03:30 PM
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'09 911 C4S
Originally Posted by PRChris
Mid-Life crisis? As if!
If I were over the hill (30+) I would be at a botox party at this moment! I can't believe you said such a dirty thing!
Even my rivals at the Beverly Hills Country Club, Bridgehampton Polo Club, and at The Racquet & Tennis Club (Park Avenue Plaza) would think such a dirty poor person thought!
UGH.
If I were over the hill (30+) I would be at a botox party at this moment! I can't believe you said such a dirty thing!
Even my rivals at the Beverly Hills Country Club, Bridgehampton Polo Club, and at The Racquet & Tennis Club (Park Avenue Plaza) would think such a dirty poor person thought!
UGH.
10-17-2004, 04:24 PM
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Can you show us a lil of credibility??? Buy a digicam (You sure can afford it rite?), take a shot of your Maybach siding with your BRAND NEW DESIGNO G55, but becareful not to hurt your PRADA moistured hand while you click the camera.
10-17-2004, 08:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Viktorious
MODS - Close This Thread ASAP.
If you don't like my thread don't read it. Besides, the thread was not meant for the Wal-Mart crowd.
Ciao!
10-17-2004, 08:08 PM
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Originally Posted by S_kLaSse
Can you show us a lil of credibility??? Buy a digicam (You sure can afford it rite?), take a shot of your Maybach siding with your BRAND NEW DESIGNO G55, but becareful not to hurt your PRADA moistured hand while you click the camera.
Maybe.
10-18-2004, 03:37 PM
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Originally Posted by PRChris
Hun, why are you so jealous?
If you don't like my thread don't read it. Besides, the thread was not meant for the Wal-Mart crowd.
Ciao!
If you don't like my thread don't read it. Besides, the thread was not meant for the Wal-Mart crowd.
Ciao!
10-18-2004, 05:43 PM
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*Puts Nivea Lotion on as I begin to laugh at this gay queer*
Hey PRChris, the guy in the truck was me. You see, I can tell the future, and knew you would make a [pointless] thread like this, so I wanted to run you over
Hey PRChris, the guy in the truck was me. You see, I can tell the future, and knew you would make a [pointless] thread like this, so I wanted to run you over
10-18-2004, 06:09 PM
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S600, SL65AMG, 230SL Pagoda, and 300SL Gullwing. (also have an X5 for my dogs)
PRChris! You make me ashamed to own the same car as you. Never in my life would I dream of spouting all that crap! 
This banter is internet gold though. Don't close this thread, for the sake of entertainment!
(i'm new to this forum, how can I upload photos into my signature?)
This banter is internet gold though. Don't close this thread, for the sake of entertainment!
(i'm new to this forum, how can I upload photos into my signature?)
10-18-2004, 06:45 PM
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Ugh, what's up with Houston? Why is the Jimmy Choo store so small? Why doesn't Marc Jacobs carry a boutique at the Galleria? Why do people stare like I am an alien as I step out of my Maybach 62 with my pointy Prada boots? How come this estate has no helicopter pad? WHY!?
*Looks in Hermes Birkin man-bag for Breitling Rescue Watch, but no luck*
*Runs to tea-room, picks up Bang & Olufsen phone and attempts to call Visa Stratus V.I.P. to send my private jet over and pick me up ASAP*
*Pours Kona Nigari ($33 an ounce) water all over head, to calm self down. Rests Fredrick Fekkai styled hair and Vertu cell phone on Versace linens*
*Sips Montrachet 1978 (from Domaine de la Romanée-Conti) from Cartier glass while gasping for air*
I've never been this depressed since Tom Ford announced his sudden retirement from the Gucci and Yves St. Laurent brands.
Okay, guys I'm losing my mind over here. I need some company. Please enlighten me.
*Looks in Hermes Birkin man-bag for Breitling Rescue Watch, but no luck*
*Runs to tea-room, picks up Bang & Olufsen phone and attempts to call Visa Stratus V.I.P. to send my private jet over and pick me up ASAP*
*Pours Kona Nigari ($33 an ounce) water all over head, to calm self down. Rests Fredrick Fekkai styled hair and Vertu cell phone on Versace linens*
*Sips Montrachet 1978 (from Domaine de la Romanée-Conti) from Cartier glass while gasping for air*
I've never been this depressed since Tom Ford announced his sudden retirement from the Gucci and Yves St. Laurent brands.
Okay, guys I'm losing my mind over here. I need some company. Please enlighten me.
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10-18-2004, 06:46 PM
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Originally Posted by finally_retired
PRChris! You make me ashamed to own the same car as you. Never in my life would I dream of spouting all that crap!
This banter is internet gold though. Don't close this thread, for the sake of entertainment!
(i'm new to this forum, how can I upload photos into my signature?)
This banter is internet gold though. Don't close this thread, for the sake of entertainment!
(i'm new to this forum, how can I upload photos into my signature?)
Sweetheart, you should be honored we own the same luxury good! People always want to be like me.
Who blames them?
*Looking at Tiffany's mirror, amazed by reflection of face while admiring high cheekbones*
10-18-2004, 07:06 PM
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Oh-My-GOD!
I have yet to visit/call Donatella Versace post drug rehab return! Gianni wouldn't be too happy with me if he were still alive (R.I.P.)!
*Grabs Pucci laser print handkerchief and Louis Vuitton teddy-bear for comfort*
What would be considered appropriate for an occasion like this, guys?
*Puts freshly-manicured hands on Sisley After-Shave moisturized face, attempting to solve problem*
Hmmmmmmm, 30 dozen white roses?
Ugh, never mind. White roses [*SCREAM*] 'J. Lo, and P.Diddy fiasco!
*Gazes into amazing in-house lighting, which bring out world renowned facial structure*
Maybe I should phone Anna Wintour (Vogue Magazine Editor-In-Chief)?
*Navigates through Vertu Cell phone, no luck! *
Oh, for the love of Prada! I must have forgotten I’ve changed my number several times since her Park Avenue bash! (for security reasons)
Oh well, in the morning I’ll try to get in touch with Naomi Campbell. She's such a lifesaver.
*Walks out into the sunset, Ferragamo’s as pointy Cartier knives, Louis Vuitton monogram-glazed man-bag glowing as if I’ve just finished a Crème De La Mer treatment*
Ciao!
I have yet to visit/call Donatella Versace post drug rehab return! Gianni wouldn't be too happy with me if he were still alive (R.I.P.)!
*Grabs Pucci laser print handkerchief and Louis Vuitton teddy-bear for comfort*
What would be considered appropriate for an occasion like this, guys?
*Puts freshly-manicured hands on Sisley After-Shave moisturized face, attempting to solve problem*
Hmmmmmmm, 30 dozen white roses?
Ugh, never mind. White roses [*SCREAM*] 'J. Lo, and P.Diddy fiasco!
*Gazes into amazing in-house lighting, which bring out world renowned facial structure*
Maybe I should phone Anna Wintour (Vogue Magazine Editor-In-Chief)?
*Navigates through Vertu Cell phone, no luck! *
Oh, for the love of Prada! I must have forgotten I’ve changed my number several times since her Park Avenue bash! (for security reasons)
Oh well, in the morning I’ll try to get in touch with Naomi Campbell. She's such a lifesaver.
*Walks out into the sunset, Ferragamo’s as pointy Cartier knives, Louis Vuitton monogram-glazed man-bag glowing as if I’ve just finished a Crème De La Mer treatment*
Ciao!
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10-18-2004, 07:23 PM
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Originally Posted by Chris 45971
You're the man Chris! Whether you are real or fake; keep it coming.
I don't think i'm over-the-top. And I hope none of you think I'm a....
*GASP*
PAUPER?
