Revenge is SWEET!
04-27-2005, 12:36 AM
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Revenge is SWEET!
I am really pissed off to hear that LEADFOOT got keyed. Hopefully the story I am about to tell will cheer him up....
Last week when I was leaving work, I noticed my car had stuff all over it, as if someone spit on it. I didnt think much of it, and let it go. The next day, same thing......so I began to get IRATE! It was happening between 11am and 1pm, and then again from 3pm to 5pm.
The following Monday, I went to the parking garage, and had one of my friend park his Lincoln Navigator directly across from my car, and I hid in the back behing the limo tint windows. Just as a footnote, I am an Olympic Shot Putter and currently on the Olympic Bobslead Team preparing for the 2006 Winter Olympics, so I am a very physical guy. I am 6ft, 245lbs, and have a very, very bad temper.
Anyway, at around 12:45, I see some dirtbag walk by my car, stop, turn around, and proceed to spit on my car. The next thing I knew, I was out of the Navigator and all over this guy. I stood him up, pressed my forehead up against his nose, and threw a headbutt before he even knew what happened. He dropped like a rock, but I wasnt finished. I waited about 1 minute for him to wake up, and proceeded to scare the living **** out of him. I honestly believe he **** himself. I told him to lick the spit off my car, or that I would break all of his teeth. He did, but ended up bleeding on my car from his cracked nose. Then, I told him to remove his shirt, and clean my car totally off. He did.
I then had my friend take a picture of him with his digital camera, and walked him inside to security. He tried to claim battery, but as a vandlist, his word had very little credibility, and the security didn't even care. They placed his name on file.
I then learned what floor he worked on, and printed posters with his picture on it with a caption that read "I got caught Vandalising a Black Mercedes in the Garage, and this is part of my punishment". Something tells me his boss and co-workers arent going to be too impressed with this a-hole.
Isn't revenge SWEET!!!!!
Last week when I was leaving work, I noticed my car had stuff all over it, as if someone spit on it. I didnt think much of it, and let it go. The next day, same thing......so I began to get IRATE! It was happening between 11am and 1pm, and then again from 3pm to 5pm.
The following Monday, I went to the parking garage, and had one of my friend park his Lincoln Navigator directly across from my car, and I hid in the back behing the limo tint windows. Just as a footnote, I am an Olympic Shot Putter and currently on the Olympic Bobslead Team preparing for the 2006 Winter Olympics, so I am a very physical guy. I am 6ft, 245lbs, and have a very, very bad temper.
Anyway, at around 12:45, I see some dirtbag walk by my car, stop, turn around, and proceed to spit on my car. The next thing I knew, I was out of the Navigator and all over this guy. I stood him up, pressed my forehead up against his nose, and threw a headbutt before he even knew what happened. He dropped like a rock, but I wasnt finished. I waited about 1 minute for him to wake up, and proceeded to scare the living **** out of him. I honestly believe he **** himself. I told him to lick the spit off my car, or that I would break all of his teeth. He did, but ended up bleeding on my car from his cracked nose. Then, I told him to remove his shirt, and clean my car totally off. He did.
I then had my friend take a picture of him with his digital camera, and walked him inside to security. He tried to claim battery, but as a vandlist, his word had very little credibility, and the security didn't even care. They placed his name on file.
I then learned what floor he worked on, and printed posters with his picture on it with a caption that read "I got caught Vandalising a Black Mercedes in the Garage, and this is part of my punishment". Something tells me his boss and co-workers arent going to be too impressed with this a-hole.
Isn't revenge SWEET!!!!!
04-27-2005, 01:23 AM
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I hope you have a good lawyer. If this guy took picture of his injuries and got a good lawyer this might be a vey expen$$ive revenge for you. 
Originally Posted by E55 Rocket
I am really pissed off to hear that LEADFOOT got keyed. Hopefully the story I am about to tell will cheer him up....
Last week when I was leaving work, I noticed my car had stuff all over it, as if someone spit on it. I didnt think much of it, and let it go. The next day, same thing......so I began to get IRATE! It was happening between 11am and 1pm, and then again from 3pm to 5pm.
The following Monday, I went to the parking garage, and had one of my friend park his Lincoln Navigator directly across from my car, and I hid in the back behing the limo tint windows. Just as a footnote, I am an Olympic Shot Putter and currently on the Olympic Bobslead Team preparing for the 2006 Winter Olympics, so I am a very physical guy. I am 6ft, 245lbs, and have a very, very bad temper.
Anyway, at around 12:45, I see some dirtbag walk by my car, stop, turn around, and proceed to spit on my car. The next thing I knew, I was out of the Navigator and all over this guy. I stood him up, pressed my forehead up against his nose, and threw a headbutt before he even knew what happened. He dropped like a rock, but I wasnt finished. I waited about 1 minute for him to wake up, and proceeded to scare the living **** out of him. I honestly believe he **** himself. I told him to lick the spit off my car, or that I would break all of his teeth. He did, but ended up bleeding on my car from his cracked nose. Then, I told him to remove his shirt, and clean my car totally off. He did.
I then had my friend take a picture of him with his digital camera, and walked him inside to security. He tried to claim battery, but as a vandlist, his word had very little credibility, and the security didn't even care. They placed his name on file.
I then learned what floor he worked on, and printed posters with his picture on it with a caption that read "I got caught Vandalising a Black Mercedes in the Garage, and this is part of my punishment". Something tells me his boss and co-workers arent going to be too impressed with this a-hole.
Isn't revenge SWEET!!!!!
Last week when I was leaving work, I noticed my car had stuff all over it, as if someone spit on it. I didnt think much of it, and let it go. The next day, same thing......so I began to get IRATE! It was happening between 11am and 1pm, and then again from 3pm to 5pm.
The following Monday, I went to the parking garage, and had one of my friend park his Lincoln Navigator directly across from my car, and I hid in the back behing the limo tint windows. Just as a footnote, I am an Olympic Shot Putter and currently on the Olympic Bobslead Team preparing for the 2006 Winter Olympics, so I am a very physical guy. I am 6ft, 245lbs, and have a very, very bad temper.
Anyway, at around 12:45, I see some dirtbag walk by my car, stop, turn around, and proceed to spit on my car. The next thing I knew, I was out of the Navigator and all over this guy. I stood him up, pressed my forehead up against his nose, and threw a headbutt before he even knew what happened. He dropped like a rock, but I wasnt finished. I waited about 1 minute for him to wake up, and proceeded to scare the living **** out of him. I honestly believe he **** himself. I told him to lick the spit off my car, or that I would break all of his teeth. He did, but ended up bleeding on my car from his cracked nose. Then, I told him to remove his shirt, and clean my car totally off. He did.
I then had my friend take a picture of him with his digital camera, and walked him inside to security. He tried to claim battery, but as a vandlist, his word had very little credibility, and the security didn't even care. They placed his name on file.
I then learned what floor he worked on, and printed posters with his picture on it with a caption that read "I got caught Vandalising a Black Mercedes in the Garage, and this is part of my punishment". Something tells me his boss and co-workers arent going to be too impressed with this a-hole.
Isn't revenge SWEET!!!!!
04-27-2005, 01:34 AM
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Expensive revenge or not....All I can say is YOU DA MAN.
Originally Posted by E55 Rocket
I am really pissed off to hear that LEADFOOT got keyed. Hopefully the story I am about to tell will cheer him up....
Last week when I was leaving work, I noticed my car had stuff all over it, as if someone spit on it. I didnt think much of it, and let it go. The next day, same thing......so I began to get IRATE! It was happening between 11am and 1pm, and then again from 3pm to 5pm.
The following Monday, I went to the parking garage, and had one of my friend park his Lincoln Navigator directly across from my car, and I hid in the back behing the limo tint windows. Just as a footnote, I am an Olympic Shot Putter and currently on the Olympic Bobslead Team preparing for the 2006 Winter Olympics, so I am a very physical guy. I am 6ft, 245lbs, and have a very, very bad temper.
Anyway, at around 12:45, I see some dirtbag walk by my car, stop, turn around, and proceed to spit on my car. The next thing I knew, I was out of the Navigator and all over this guy. I stood him up, pressed my forehead up against his nose, and threw a headbutt before he even knew what happened. He dropped like a rock, but I wasnt finished. I waited about 1 minute for him to wake up, and proceeded to scare the living **** out of him. I honestly believe he **** himself. I told him to lick the spit off my car, or that I would break all of his teeth. He did, but ended up bleeding on my car from his cracked nose. Then, I told him to remove his shirt, and clean my car totally off. He did.
I then had my friend take a picture of him with his digital camera, and walked him inside to security. He tried to claim battery, but as a vandlist, his word had very little credibility, and the security didn't even care. They placed his name on file.
I then learned what floor he worked on, and printed posters with his picture on it with a caption that read "I got caught Vandalising a Black Mercedes in the Garage, and this is part of my punishment". Something tells me his boss and co-workers arent going to be too impressed with this a-hole.
Isn't revenge SWEET!!!!!
Last week when I was leaving work, I noticed my car had stuff all over it, as if someone spit on it. I didnt think much of it, and let it go. The next day, same thing......so I began to get IRATE! It was happening between 11am and 1pm, and then again from 3pm to 5pm.
The following Monday, I went to the parking garage, and had one of my friend park his Lincoln Navigator directly across from my car, and I hid in the back behing the limo tint windows. Just as a footnote, I am an Olympic Shot Putter and currently on the Olympic Bobslead Team preparing for the 2006 Winter Olympics, so I am a very physical guy. I am 6ft, 245lbs, and have a very, very bad temper.
Anyway, at around 12:45, I see some dirtbag walk by my car, stop, turn around, and proceed to spit on my car. The next thing I knew, I was out of the Navigator and all over this guy. I stood him up, pressed my forehead up against his nose, and threw a headbutt before he even knew what happened. He dropped like a rock, but I wasnt finished. I waited about 1 minute for him to wake up, and proceeded to scare the living **** out of him. I honestly believe he **** himself. I told him to lick the spit off my car, or that I would break all of his teeth. He did, but ended up bleeding on my car from his cracked nose. Then, I told him to remove his shirt, and clean my car totally off. He did.
I then had my friend take a picture of him with his digital camera, and walked him inside to security. He tried to claim battery, but as a vandlist, his word had very little credibility, and the security didn't even care. They placed his name on file.
I then learned what floor he worked on, and printed posters with his picture on it with a caption that read "I got caught Vandalising a Black Mercedes in the Garage, and this is part of my punishment". Something tells me his boss and co-workers arent going to be too impressed with this a-hole.
Isn't revenge SWEET!!!!!
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04-27-2005, 02:20 AM
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Originally Posted by E55 Rocket
I am really pissed off to hear that LEADFOOT got keyed. Hopefully the story I am about to tell will cheer him up....
Last week when I was leaving work, I noticed my car had stuff all over it, as if someone spit on it. I didnt think much of it, and let it go. The next day, same thing......so I began to get IRATE! It was happening between 11am and 1pm, and then again from 3pm to 5pm.
The following Monday, I went to the parking garage, and had one of my friend park his Lincoln Navigator directly across from my car, and I hid in the back behing the limo tint windows. Just as a footnote, I am an Olympic Shot Putter and currently on the Olympic Bobslead Team preparing for the 2006 Winter Olympics, so I am a very physical guy. I am 6ft, 245lbs, and have a very, very bad temper.
Anyway, at around 12:45, I see some dirtbag walk by my car, stop, turn around, and proceed to spit on my car. The next thing I knew, I was out of the Navigator and all over this guy. I stood him up, pressed my forehead up against his nose, and threw a headbutt before he even knew what happened. He dropped like a rock, but I wasnt finished. I waited about 1 minute for him to wake up, and proceeded to scare the living **** out of him. I honestly believe he **** himself. I told him to lick the spit off my car, or that I would break all of his teeth. He did, but ended up bleeding on my car from his cracked nose. Then, I told him to remove his shirt, and clean my car totally off. He did.
I then had my friend take a picture of him with his digital camera, and walked him inside to security. He tried to claim battery, but as a vandlist, his word had very little credibility, and the security didn't even care. They placed his name on file.
I then learned what floor he worked on, and printed posters with his picture on it with a caption that read "I got caught Vandalising a Black Mercedes in the Garage, and this is part of my punishment". Something tells me his boss and co-workers arent going to be too impressed with this a-hole.
Isn't revenge SWEET!!!!!
Last week when I was leaving work, I noticed my car had stuff all over it, as if someone spit on it. I didnt think much of it, and let it go. The next day, same thing......so I began to get IRATE! It was happening between 11am and 1pm, and then again from 3pm to 5pm.
The following Monday, I went to the parking garage, and had one of my friend park his Lincoln Navigator directly across from my car, and I hid in the back behing the limo tint windows. Just as a footnote, I am an Olympic Shot Putter and currently on the Olympic Bobslead Team preparing for the 2006 Winter Olympics, so I am a very physical guy. I am 6ft, 245lbs, and have a very, very bad temper.
Anyway, at around 12:45, I see some dirtbag walk by my car, stop, turn around, and proceed to spit on my car. The next thing I knew, I was out of the Navigator and all over this guy. I stood him up, pressed my forehead up against his nose, and threw a headbutt before he even knew what happened. He dropped like a rock, but I wasnt finished. I waited about 1 minute for him to wake up, and proceeded to scare the living **** out of him. I honestly believe he **** himself. I told him to lick the spit off my car, or that I would break all of his teeth. He did, but ended up bleeding on my car from his cracked nose. Then, I told him to remove his shirt, and clean my car totally off. He did.
I then had my friend take a picture of him with his digital camera, and walked him inside to security. He tried to claim battery, but as a vandlist, his word had very little credibility, and the security didn't even care. They placed his name on file.
I then learned what floor he worked on, and printed posters with his picture on it with a caption that read "I got caught Vandalising a Black Mercedes in the Garage, and this is part of my punishment". Something tells me his boss and co-workers arent going to be too impressed with this a-hole.
Isn't revenge SWEET!!!!!
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04-27-2005, 12:43 PM
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Point was to try and make you feel better, since you were on the receiving end of the key job.......It was my way of providing you with some satisfaction, since chances are slim you will find the guy who keyed your car.
......thought I mentioned that in the opening line of my story.
......thought I mentioned that in the opening line of my story.
You forgot to add the drops of blood!
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Originally Posted by E55 Rocket
Isn't revenge SWEET!!!!!
There are a lot of other things you could've done to get revenge that wouldn't have been as risky. I once took a dump on the hood of a car of someone who pissed me off. Not proud of it, but it still cracks me up when I think of it.
04-27-2005, 07:04 PM
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There are a lot of other things you could've done to get revenge that wouldn't have been as risky. I once took a dump on the hood of a car of someone who pissed me off. Not proud of it, but it still cracks me up when I think of it.
That was you!!!!!???? You SOB!!!! I never got the stain off completely!! Not only did the car run like ***** after that - it smelled like *****!
04-27-2005, 07:19 PM
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OK.......This has to be BS. How can I tell you ask? It's all here in this paragraph:
There is no way in hell I would make some dude lick my car....ever! Not only that....the dude is bleeding. So now you let some dude bleed on your car! lastly you make the dude wipe his blood off your car with his shirt!!! Holy cow.....no way....have you ever heard of swirl marks??? Good job....you would've been better off just scratching the car yourself!
No one that cares about their AMG would let this happen!
case closed.
Originally Posted by E55 Rocket
I waited about 1 minute for him to wake up, and proceeded to scare the living **** out of him. I honestly believe he **** himself. I told him to lick the spit off my car, or that I would break all of his teeth. He did, but ended up bleeding on my car from his cracked nose. Then, I told him to remove his shirt, and clean my car totally off. He did.
No one that cares about their AMG would let this happen!
case closed.
04-27-2005, 11:45 PM
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Originally Posted by E55 Rocket
I am really pissed off to hear that LEADFOOT got keyed. Hopefully the story I am about to tell will cheer him up....
Last week when I was leaving work, I noticed my car had stuff all over it, as if someone spit on it. I didnt think much of it, and let it go. The next day, same thing......so I began to get IRATE! It was happening between 11am and 1pm, and then again from 3pm to 5pm.
The following Monday, I went to the parking garage, and had one of my friend park his Lincoln Navigator directly across from my car, and I hid in the back behing the limo tint windows. Just as a footnote, I am an Olympic Shot Putter and currently on the Olympic Bobslead Team preparing for the 2006 Winter Olympics, so I am a very physical guy. I am 6ft, 245lbs, and have a very, very bad temper.
Anyway, at around 12:45, I see some dirtbag walk by my car, stop, turn around, and proceed to spit on my car. The next thing I knew, I was out of the Navigator and all over this guy. I stood him up, pressed my forehead up against his nose, and threw a headbutt before he even knew what happened. He dropped like a rock, but I wasnt finished. I waited about 1 minute for him to wake up, and proceeded to scare the living **** out of him. I honestly believe he **** himself. I told him to lick the spit off my car, or that I would break all of his teeth. He did, but ended up bleeding on my car from his cracked nose. Then, I told him to remove his shirt, and clean my car totally off. He did.
I then had my friend take a picture of him with his digital camera, and walked him inside to security. He tried to claim battery, but as a vandlist, his word had very little credibility, and the security didn't even care. They placed his name on file.
I then learned what floor he worked on, and printed posters with his picture on it with a caption that read "I got caught Vandalising a Black Mercedes in the Garage, and this is part of my punishment". Something tells me his boss and co-workers arent going to be too impressed with this a-hole.
Isn't revenge SWEET!!!!!
Last week when I was leaving work, I noticed my car had stuff all over it, as if someone spit on it. I didnt think much of it, and let it go. The next day, same thing......so I began to get IRATE! It was happening between 11am and 1pm, and then again from 3pm to 5pm.
The following Monday, I went to the parking garage, and had one of my friend park his Lincoln Navigator directly across from my car, and I hid in the back behing the limo tint windows. Just as a footnote, I am an Olympic Shot Putter and currently on the Olympic Bobslead Team preparing for the 2006 Winter Olympics, so I am a very physical guy. I am 6ft, 245lbs, and have a very, very bad temper.
Anyway, at around 12:45, I see some dirtbag walk by my car, stop, turn around, and proceed to spit on my car. The next thing I knew, I was out of the Navigator and all over this guy. I stood him up, pressed my forehead up against his nose, and threw a headbutt before he even knew what happened. He dropped like a rock, but I wasnt finished. I waited about 1 minute for him to wake up, and proceeded to scare the living **** out of him. I honestly believe he **** himself. I told him to lick the spit off my car, or that I would break all of his teeth. He did, but ended up bleeding on my car from his cracked nose. Then, I told him to remove his shirt, and clean my car totally off. He did.
I then had my friend take a picture of him with his digital camera, and walked him inside to security. He tried to claim battery, but as a vandlist, his word had very little credibility, and the security didn't even care. They placed his name on file.
I then learned what floor he worked on, and printed posters with his picture on it with a caption that read "I got caught Vandalising a Black Mercedes in the Garage, and this is part of my punishment". Something tells me his boss and co-workers arent going to be too impressed with this a-hole.
Isn't revenge SWEET!!!!!
if that story is real you quite possibly the biggest goof ball to own an E55.
you should be thrown in jail you classless reject. cracking a guys nose because he spit on your E-Class? Grow the heck up. what happened to evolution? missed a step i guess....
this forum has taken a turn for the worst. this really belongs on honda-tech.org. where do these people get the money to drive an E55?
let me guess you are now going to come crack my nose too....don't even try... you will be in jail and owe me a very large sum of money. just a nice warning in advance.
