I swear to you this is true....Killed by a gram
06-16-2005, 11:31 AM
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I swear to you this is true....Killed by a gram
Okay, just cruising down to snag a prescription for the wife....(she's recovering pretty well from the surgery).
Get to a red light and out of corner of my eye....see a Silver Mustang GT pull up next to me bout a 1/4 length ahead of me....and revs a couple of times.
I am like....great....f'in punky kid. I just wasn't in the mood...but was starting to think about killing him...
I hardly ever do this, but I did glance over to see this jerk. It's a friggin 70+ year old grey haired lady. It's the official little ole lady from Pasadena.
I am thinking, maybe I'll show this gram how it's done German style...then I start thinking....this is the Greatest Generation ...man.....this lady's husband probably stormed the beach at Normandy while she went to work riveting planes full time. She might have sold apples for a nickel while her dad waited in a bread line for hours in the depression. I just couldn't do it...
I faked giving it some gas at the green to make it seem real, then just backed off and let her blow past and kill me.
Let er have something to tell the grandkids.....
What a life. Never felt so good getting killed.
Get to a red light and out of corner of my eye....see a Silver Mustang GT pull up next to me bout a 1/4 length ahead of me....and revs a couple of times.
I am like....great....f'in punky kid. I just wasn't in the mood...but was starting to think about killing him...
I hardly ever do this, but I did glance over to see this jerk. It's a friggin 70+ year old grey haired lady. It's the official little ole lady from Pasadena.
I am thinking, maybe I'll show this gram how it's done German style...then I start thinking....this is the Greatest Generation ...man.....this lady's husband probably stormed the beach at Normandy while she went to work riveting planes full time. She might have sold apples for a nickel while her dad waited in a bread line for hours in the depression. I just couldn't do it...
I faked giving it some gas at the green to make it seem real, then just backed off and let her blow past and kill me.
Let er have something to tell the grandkids.....
What a life. Never felt so good getting killed.
06-16-2005, 11:40 AM
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Originally Posted by Jakpro1
Okay, just cruising down to snag a prescription for the wife....(she's recovering pretty well from the surgery).
Get to a red light and out of corner of my eye....see a Silver Mustang GT pull up next to me bout a 1/4 length ahead of me....and revs a couple of times.
I am like....great....f'in punky kid. I just wasn't in the mood...but was starting to think about killing him...
I hardly ever do this, but I did glance over to see this jerk. It's a friggin 70+ year old grey haired lady. It's the official little ole lady from Pasadena.
I am thinking, maybe I'll show this gram how it's done German style...then I start thinking....this is the Greatest Generation ...man.....this lady's husband probably stormed the beach at Normandy while she went to work riveting planes full time. She might have sold apples for a nickel while her dad waited in a bread line for hours in the depression. I just couldn't do it...
I faked giving it some gas at the green to make it seem real, then just backed off and let her blow past and kill me.
Let er have something to tell the grandkids.....
What a life. Never felt so good getting killed.
Get to a red light and out of corner of my eye....see a Silver Mustang GT pull up next to me bout a 1/4 length ahead of me....and revs a couple of times.
I am like....great....f'in punky kid. I just wasn't in the mood...but was starting to think about killing him...
I hardly ever do this, but I did glance over to see this jerk. It's a friggin 70+ year old grey haired lady. It's the official little ole lady from Pasadena.
I am thinking, maybe I'll show this gram how it's done German style...then I start thinking....this is the Greatest Generation ...man.....this lady's husband probably stormed the beach at Normandy while she went to work riveting planes full time. She might have sold apples for a nickel while her dad waited in a bread line for hours in the depression. I just couldn't do it...
I faked giving it some gas at the green to make it seem real, then just backed off and let her blow past and kill me.
Let er have something to tell the grandkids.....
What a life. Never felt so good getting killed.
haha, you probably made her day
06-16-2005, 12:08 PM
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Better look for her post in the Kill Story Section of a Mustang Forum.
06-16-2005, 01:16 PM
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I drive a E55T, SLK55 and 65 Mustang Conv.
Now I know what the people lining up next tome feel like. Her? In THAT car? I'll kill her.... you think theyall let me win? Classy move Ya done good!
Ya done good!
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06-16-2005, 02:58 PM
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I've seen grandpas driving those GT Mustangs pretty hard, but hardly ever seen a granny in one of those things. She's got some *****. Nice story. :p
06-16-2005, 04:17 PM
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Very kind and generous of you Jakpro. Were you a Boy Scout BTW? If so that was definitely your "good turn for the day" Cool to see older people appreciating horsepower too
Wait a minute, I resemble that remark!
Wait a minute, I resemble that remark!
06-17-2005, 08:01 AM
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haha, you probably made her day
Now, for the true version, through the eyes of the "little old lady"......
06-17-2005, 11:01 AM
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Got this note on the Benz today
"We kicked your Kraut a$$es once and we can do it again....you can take your silver tool of the Luftwaffe and stick it up your a$$. You bring that Bismarck out again.....and we'll sink it. Meet you at the Remagen Bridge. I'll cross the Rhine personally to take you out. "
I think she's taking this a bit too far.
just kiddin.....on the note that is. Story was true.
"We kicked your Kraut a$$es once and we can do it again....you can take your silver tool of the Luftwaffe and stick it up your a$$. You bring that Bismarck out again.....and we'll sink it. Meet you at the Remagen Bridge. I'll cross the Rhine personally to take you out. "
I think she's taking this a bit too far.
just kiddin.....on the note that is. Story was true.
