Am I the only one unimpressed with the new BMW M series?
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Originally Posted by ricky.agrawal
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Isn't the Alpina B5 a tuned M5? Or is it stock?
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Isn't the Alpina B5 a tuned M5? Or is it stock?
What sort of a stupid comparison is that? Let's now put the Alpina against Derek's E55 or anybody else's with stage 2 or 3!
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2006 E46 M3, 2008 E92 M3
Originally Posted by Rafal
Yes, of course it is!
What sort of a stupid comparison is that? Let's now put the Alpina against Derek's E55 or anybody else's with stage 2 or 3!![crazy](https://mbworld.org/forums/images/smilies/crazy.gif)
What sort of a stupid comparison is that? Let's now put the Alpina against Derek's E55 or anybody else's with stage 2 or 3!
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B5 uses a modified version of the 4.4 liter block of the 545i. It is supercharged with 500bhp and 700nm torque - more power than the E55. It's not a new engine, having been used in the B7 too. Alpinas are NOT tuner cars, nor are they BMWs. They just use BMW as their base. It has much softer suspension than the M5 and comes with a 6-speed auto.
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2006 E46 M3, 2008 E92 M3
Originally Posted by RennTechV12
From Car and Driver:
Power (SAE net): 500 bhp @ 7750 rpm
Torque (SAE net): 384 lb-ft @ 6100 rpm
384lb-ft? my CLS500 has almost that much. When will people start to understand that acceleration is all about torque. These companies keep throwing up all these big HP numbers with unimpressive torque numbers, with the exception of the GM LS2 (400hp-400lb/ft)
The new M6 puts up about what I would expect from that kind of torque; (from Car and Driver):
Curb weight: 3900 lb
Zero to 62 mph: 4.6 sec It weighs less than the E55 and the CLS55, with more HP but it's slower. That proves my point...torque rules!!!
I still remain underwhelmed by BMW, they are about 5 years behind Benz on performance.
Power (SAE net): 500 bhp @ 7750 rpm
Torque (SAE net): 384 lb-ft @ 6100 rpm
384lb-ft? my CLS500 has almost that much. When will people start to understand that acceleration is all about torque. These companies keep throwing up all these big HP numbers with unimpressive torque numbers, with the exception of the GM LS2 (400hp-400lb/ft)
The new M6 puts up about what I would expect from that kind of torque; (from Car and Driver):
Curb weight: 3900 lb
Zero to 62 mph: 4.6 sec It weighs less than the E55 and the CLS55, with more HP but it's slower. That proves my point...torque rules!!!
I still remain underwhelmed by BMW, they are about 5 years behind Benz on performance.
Using the same logic, the E55 will be faster than the new E63 because the E63 has less torque. OMG NOOOO AMG MUST BE MORONS BECAUSE ONE GUY SAYS SO.
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C'mon SoulBlase give it up man. I know that you are me & I are you. We are one & the same. The Hawk is our long lost 3rd personality but me manage to mind-morph ourselves over to Italy to post as him. Who know's how many other personalites we have.
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Originally Posted by M&M
Enzom, why don't you give it up man. You sound like a kid. M5 is faster even on the 1/4. Traps significantly higher than the 55 as well. & pulls away from it in a 1000rpm 5th/6th gear lugging contest as well.
I'm sorry, M&M. You still don't get it. (And by the way, when are you getting your M5 again? I didn't see your response. Maybe I missed it.) I am not in denial or a sore loser. I really don't care that much about these cars. I spend too many hours in an office to even enjoy driving my cars, let alone post about them from an internet cafe.
What irks me is when someone like you (who swore off this board about a month ago) shows up and keeps spitting up the same magazine comparisons and videos of cars racing at triple digit speeds. Guys like Wolverine, who clearly have a bias, at least make an effort to try some spirited dialogue. With you, it is the same story. By the way, can you show me where it is documented that the M5 5th gear test was run from 1,000 rpm? I didn't see where it specified 1,000 rpm.
The M5 should be faster. But I am still waiting for a documented M5 quarter mile time in the low 12's. I don't know, I guess as an attorney, I am trained to look for proof of an argument and not simply speculate based on magazine times. Please show me a documented 1/4 timeslip run with real equipment. The only standing start quarter mile times from European magazines that I have seen were not that impressive. That to me doesn't mean the M5 is slow. To the contrary, it bolsters my view that magazine times don't mean much. For crying out loud, look at the numers you posted in your post and compare them to the scan that is a few posts up. In what you posted, the M5 has a 1.6 second advantage to 200 kph. In the scan from the other German mag, the difference is only 2/10th's. Doesn't that prove something to you about magazine tests?????
My favorite car remains my 2001 540 sport. I am not blinded by brand loyalty. I know my E55 was not built for me. If the look of the new 5 didn't make me want to throw up in my mouth when it first came out (totally subjective, I know), I would be driving a 545 right now.
I spent too many days at drag strips watching the same cars have variances in e.t and trap speed to know that you can't take a magazine test and say my car should run X at X mph. I know that Chevy and other manufacturers have already been caught making minor but effective tweaks to their press cars (eliminating the standard torque management in the C6 for example) in an effort to have those great times thrown all over the internet so people will want to own them. That is why I view magazine times as an example NOT A RULE.
The M5 is finally coming out stateside in the next few months, and they will finally be hitting the strip. If the thing runs 11's bone stock, then I will be proud of the engineering accomplishment. Not sad. Not suicidal. And not all broken up. My prediction is that the M5 will not have launch control. (Can anyone tell me if that has been confirmed). And launching an SMG without launch control means you are giving up 3/10ths easily in the first 60 feet. I remember what a pain it was to try to launch my father's Ferrari 360. And flooring the pedal in my cousin's F430 Spider last night from a dead stop resulted in the car bogging. An SMG without launch control will not be a great drag strip or stop light to stop light car. Doesn't mean it is not the better car or the faster car at speed, but it does mean that it will probably not have standing start quarter mile bragging rights.
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Originally Posted by krispykrme
No. AMG is so soft with agressive ESP, you will never approach the limit that BMW M provides you in base car. For example, the M5 allows you to pull over 1G on skidpad, the E55 only pulls mid 0.8.
Are you referring to both cars with the ESP and ASR switched off? Don't most of us drive with it on at all times? I know I never turned it off on my cars. I would put the traction control on my Z06 in competition mode at the track, but always left the active handling in place in case the car went sideways on me.
I can tell you based on owning two 540's and my current E55, that the MB ESP is MUCH MUCH more forgiving than the BMW ASR in the 540. I couldn't make a right turn with more than 1/3 throttle in the 540 without the damn traction control SHUTTING the car down. It was frightening to worry about getting rear ended. The E55 on the other hand, gives you plenty of tire slip before intervening.
#108
Originally Posted by M&M
In fact, even the X5 4.8is engine is an ALpina engine, not a BMW.
The only factory collaboration between BMW and Alpina has been the Z8 (Alpina version only)
#109
M&M the Liar gets busted again!
Originally Posted by M&M
In Sport auto magazine a few months back there are some numbers posted for the Mercedes CLS55 AMG and the M5 tested in a shoot-out, so a side-by-side comparo on the same day:
What strange disorder is it that causes one to repeatedly lie, knowing full well that the correct information is at hand, right here? Here is Sport Auto's video of this comparison test (overdubbed in English), which I have provided to M&M on the following occasions:
12/26/2004:
12/28/2004:
12/28/2004, again:
And finally, here, on 12/29/04, a post of mine with the title M&M, why do you keep posting data which has been shown to be false??, wherein I asked him:
Originally Posted by Improviz
I posted the link to the VIDEO of AMS's test (<<<<clicky-click here to see it, as you obviously didn't watch it the first time around). It clearly shows that:
1) the CLS and M5 were tied at 4.7 sec. 0-100;
2) the 0-200 time was 14.8s for the M5, and 15.5s for the CLS.
So, as I've pointed out before, THE DATA ON THE PAGE YOU KEEP LINKING TO IS FALSE.
However, since you seem hell-bent on not believing the video itself, here is the link to Auto Motor und Sport (AMS)'s comparison of the M5 and CLS55.
And lo and behold: both cars' 0-100 km/h times are 4.7, just like the video said.
Got that? Good. Now please stop posting
links to Internet sites with typos.
1) the CLS and M5 were tied at 4.7 sec. 0-100;
2) the 0-200 time was 14.8s for the M5, and 15.5s for the CLS.
So, as I've pointed out before, THE DATA ON THE PAGE YOU KEEP LINKING TO IS FALSE.
However, since you seem hell-bent on not believing the video itself, here is the link to Auto Motor und Sport (AMS)'s comparison of the M5 and CLS55.
And lo and behold: both cars' 0-100 km/h times are 4.7, just like the video said.
Got that? Good. Now please stop posting
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But M&M has a long history of lying in this forum. Here, I nailed him making another false claim, repeatedly: that 1) the M5 was tested by Autocar on a "dusty airfield", and that all Euro mags test their cars on "dusty airfields" with a passenger. I had challenged him repeatedly to back up this claim, which he had made multiple times in these forums, and he had repeatedly refused, so I simply went and read the article myself, busting him in yet another lie.
Here are two more lies I've nailed him in:
OK, now here's exhibit A: M&M the LIAR posting in our forums, in a thread he started ironically entitled "Let's get my credibility out of the way", that he'd run a 13.0 when he was "bone stock". Date of timeslip: May 2nd, 2004.
https://mbworld.org/forums/showthrea...99&postcount=1
At about the same time, M&M the LIAR posted a pretty photo in this bimmerforums.com post, from the South Africa Audi Club
http://forums.bimmerforums.com/forum...1&postcount=22
(you will note that the photo from the SAAforum has vanished, which has a way of happening with M&M's "evidence").
This photo was a results page at the South Africa Audi forum. So, I decided to visit their forum, and what did I find: Why, M&M, trolling there (imagine that!). I also found a post, by M&M, made on April 23, 2004, entitled "Got me a quattro M3", wherein he bragged about mounting up semi-slicks on his car, and how they'd greatly affected his traction:
Originally Posted by I8A4RE, a.k.a. M&M
Got me a Quattro M3
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Got me a Quattro M3
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Just kidding Put on my Dunlop Direzza 02G H1 semi-slicks. Pre getting to Tiger Wheel & Tyre, I did a launch at 4000rpm at a specific robot. (same robot you & raced at RS6King). Car spun a bit & revs dropped to 3500 until it hooked up & launched pretty well.
After fitting semi's went back to same robot. 4000rpm clutch dump, revs stayed at 4000rpm & immediately car took off like a scalded cat. No wheelspin. If anything, it felt like it was going to start wheel-hopping.
Have fitted them to a spare set of mags. Have the road tyres on my original set. Takes 10 minutes to swap. Tyres are totally legal. DOT & SABS approved for street use. I just have to avoid standing water, but I don't plan on driving around with them anyway.
The FWD guys might be interested in how much they gain off the line, especially in the 60ft times. Will let you know on Sunday.
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Just kidding Put on my Dunlop Direzza 02G H1 semi-slicks. Pre getting to Tiger Wheel & Tyre, I did a launch at 4000rpm at a specific robot. (same robot you & raced at RS6King). Car spun a bit & revs dropped to 3500 until it hooked up & launched pretty well.
After fitting semi's went back to same robot. 4000rpm clutch dump, revs stayed at 4000rpm & immediately car took off like a scalded cat. No wheelspin. If anything, it felt like it was going to start wheel-hopping.
Have fitted them to a spare set of mags. Have the road tyres on my original set. Takes 10 minutes to swap. Tyres are totally legal. DOT & SABS approved for street use. I just have to avoid standing water, but I don't plan on driving around with them anyway.
The FWD guys might be interested in how much they gain off the line, especially in the 60ft times. Will let you know on Sunday.
https://mbworld.org/forums/showthrea...9&postcount=68 But of course, M&M, in a thread he'd started trying to shore up his nonexistant credibility, couldn't resort to telling the truth, so he lied, again:
Originally Posted by M&M the LIAR
Improviz, can you prove I had the semi's when I ran those times?
Thought so.
So you lose.
Thought so.
So you lose.
And lo and behold: from the South Africa Audi Club, we see that the ever-LYING M&M was singing a slightly different tune:
http://www.audiclubsa.org.za/cgi-bin...m=1111145504#9
Originally Posted by M&M the LIAR
You aren't going to believe me, but with the chip I haven't been able to beat my stock times yet. But there's a reason for that. My stock times were done under the bext conditions. Johannesburg winter (9 degrees), some trackbite after a Drag Nationals day, has semis on, etc.
Busted again, liar.
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HAHAHAH Impro by BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY! Where you been homie (sorry homo)? I missed you man. Say, you still trying to get me banned? Why don't you start a fund & I'll send you some money.
So this is a thread about the M5 & you bring up my semi's? What's next, my show size? BTW my favourite colour is blue if you're interested. BTW I admitted I tried semi's & posted it on THIS forum LONG before you "apparently" bust me. Shall I prove it to you. And there was no lying on my part. I ran my best time with Toyo's not with the semi's. Can you prove otherwise? Then don't go around calling people liars, loser.
Now, onto the test. The article wheer they tested the M5, CLS55 & SLK55 was a DIFFERENT test to the one you posted. Judging by the pictures in the test, looked like the cars were tested together as they were in the same shot most of the pics.
Not that it matters. We all know times change base on conditions but the M5 is faster in all the tests. That's a fact. At a worst case scenario they are level to 60. Then the M5 pulls away. I haven't seen a single test where the 55 was faster to any speed below 60.
I still don't know why everyone gets so defensive. These things happen. I'm not saying which car is better, just which is faster.
Soul-man, you should bring the SLK55 to the next event. I have a buddy with a chip + pulley C32 that would love to try you.
So this is a thread about the M5 & you bring up my semi's? What's next, my show size? BTW my favourite colour is blue if you're interested. BTW I admitted I tried semi's & posted it on THIS forum LONG before you "apparently" bust me. Shall I prove it to you. And there was no lying on my part. I ran my best time with Toyo's not with the semi's. Can you prove otherwise? Then don't go around calling people liars, loser.
Now, onto the test. The article wheer they tested the M5, CLS55 & SLK55 was a DIFFERENT test to the one you posted. Judging by the pictures in the test, looked like the cars were tested together as they were in the same shot most of the pics.
Not that it matters. We all know times change base on conditions but the M5 is faster in all the tests. That's a fact. At a worst case scenario they are level to 60. Then the M5 pulls away. I haven't seen a single test where the 55 was faster to any speed below 60.
I still don't know why everyone gets so defensive. These things happen. I'm not saying which car is better, just which is faster.
Soul-man, you should bring the SLK55 to the next event. I have a buddy with a chip + pulley C32 that would love to try you.
#112
Originally Posted by M&M the LIAR
HAHAHAH Impro by BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY! Where you been homie (sorry homo)? I missed you man. Say, you still trying to get me banned? Why don't you start a fund & I'll send you some money.
So this is a thread about the M5 & you bring up my semi's?
So this is a thread about the M5 & you bring up my semi's?
Originally Posted by M&M the LIAR
BTW I admitted I tried semi's & posted it on THIS forum LONG before you "apparently" bust me.
Originally Posted by M&M the LIAR
And there was no lying on my part. I ran my best time with Toyo's not with the semi's. Can you prove otherwise?
http://www.audiclubsa.org.za/cgi-bin...m=1111145504#9
Originally Posted by M&M the LIAR
You aren't going to believe me, but with the chip I haven't been able to beat my stock times yet. But there's a reason for that. My stock times were done under the bext conditions. Johannesburg winter (9 degrees), some trackbite after a Drag Nationals day, has semis on , etc.
Originally Posted by M&M the LIAR
Now, onto the test. The article wheer they tested the M5, CLS55 & SLK55 was a DIFFERENT test to the one you posted. Judging by the pictures in the test, looked like the cars were tested together as they were in the same shot most of the pics.
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You lied, I proved it, and you lie some more. Same ol' song you've been singing since you arrived here.
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#114
Hey Chimpro, let's discuss my semi's on a thread about an M5. After I ran those times, I beat them with TOyos by 2 thousandths of a second. So yeah, I did run my best times bone stock. Anyway, What you do you define as bone stock. Let's say your car leaves the factory with Michelins & you change to Bridgestones. Is your car now modd'd? As long as you run a street legal tyre your car is stock bonehead. Freakin CSL leaves the factory with Pilot cups (as you Evos' & Sti's, GT3RS, 360CS). So now what? You gonna' call those cars modd'd?
You suck at teh arguing.
You suck at teh arguing.
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Originally Posted by M&M
Hey Chimpro, let's discuss my semi's on a thread about an M5.
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This is *directly* related to this thread, because YOU deliberately posted inaccurate data about the CLS55 IN THIS THREAD, just as you have deliberately posted false claims in other threads to prove your points. And you have the audacity to claim that ***I*** suck at arguing? I suppose from your perspective, it sucks to get caught lying in your posts, but...
Speaking about your false data for the CLS55/M5 comparison: you claimed that there was another test. Just like before, when I challenged you to provide proof of your false claim that the M5 was tested on a "dusty airfield", I challenged you to provide proof of this false claim. And just like before, you have provided NO response. Where is it?
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Why do you keep harping on this dusty airfield story? I admit I was mistaken there. I read a lot of articles & I confused that test with a Topgear test of a different car. What's the big deal? The nett result was that it was a cold surface that caused the poor traction not a dusty airfield. The traction was so poor that they couldn't use launch control. They lbrake torqued the M5 like an auto & it was still faster than the E55. Forgot to post that didn't you buddy? Glad you reminded me.
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Okay Improviz and M&M, lets keep it a little more related to the topic on hand, rather than past issues ![Smilie](https://mbworld.org/forums/images/smilies/smile.gif)
Sort out some problems through PM, I'm sure you guys can come to an agreement.
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Sort out some problems through PM, I'm sure you guys can come to an agreement.
#118
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Originally Posted by enzom
The M5 is finally coming out stateside in the next few months, and they will finally be hitting the strip. If the thing runs 11's bone stock, then I will be proud of the engineering accomplishment. Not sad. Not suicidal. And not all broken up. My prediction is that the M5 will not have launch control. (Can anyone tell me if that has been confirmed). And launching an SMG without launch control means you are giving up 3/10ths easily in the first 60 feet. I remember what a pain it was to try to launch my father's Ferrari 360. And flooring the pedal in my cousin's F430 Spider last night from a dead stop resulted in the car bogging. An SMG without launch control will not be a great drag strip or stop light to stop light car. Doesn't mean it is not the better car or the faster car at speed, but it does mean that it will probably not have standing start quarter mile bragging rights.
If i remember corectly C&D actually gets better time using the 1800 RPM limi set by BMWNA on US M3.
#119
Originally Posted by M&M
The M5 is faster in all the tests. That's a fact. At a worst case scenario they are level to 60. Then the M5 pulls away. I haven't seen a single test where the 55 was faster to any speed below 60.
So explain this:
Evo magazine tests E55 AMG: 0-60 in 4.8, 0-100 in 10.2, 0-150 in 22.8.
Evo magazine tests E60 M5: 0-60 in 5.0, 0-100 in 10.4, 0-150 in 22.9.
And oh, wow, they ran the 1/4 in 13.2@116!! Woo-hoo!!
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#122
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Originally Posted by BlownV8
I'm not knocking the M5 or BMW for their focus. Mercedes has, in the last few decades, been a company that prefers engines with greater low end grunt over engines that make all their power up top. Mercedes creates engines with effortless power rather than a work your **** off the get the car in the right rpm range to extract the most from the engine. I really prefer low end torque in a luxury car, some don't. That's why there are other cars better suited to those people.
Mercedes has done a great job at building very reliable engines and I really like the idea of forced induction in their AMG cars. I hope Mercedes/AMG does not abandon the use of superchargers and turbos. We all know it is easier to extract a much greater amount of power from a forced induction engine than a normally aspirated one.![thumbs](https://mbworld.org/forums/images/smilies/thumbsup.gif)
Mercedes has done a great job at building very reliable engines and I really like the idea of forced induction in their AMG cars. I hope Mercedes/AMG does not abandon the use of superchargers and turbos. We all know it is easier to extract a much greater amount of power from a forced induction engine than a normally aspirated one.
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E55 and M5 are different car and simply suited for different people.
#123
Originally Posted by M&M
WOW Impro, my stock E46 M3 is faster than the M5. WHOOOOHOOOO! Hallelujah! Hell, even the E39 M5 is faster. Long live the E39!
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Originally Posted by M&M
The M5 is faster in all the tests. That's a fact. At a worst case scenario they are level to 60. Then the M5 pulls away. I haven't seen a single test where the 55 was faster to any speed below 60.
^^^^^^^LOOK UP!!!^^^^^^^
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Hey Chimpro, that makes one test. I guess I'm a liar again now. I'd like to use your line to squirm out as its pretty obvious the cars weren't tested on the same day or even under the same conditions. Say pal, did you mention that the Gallardo test with the M5 on the same day did 13.0 1/4 mile. I thought you might leave than out.
Nice try though.
Nice try though.
#125
Originally Posted by ricky.agrawal
Okay Improviz and M&M, lets keep it a little more related to the topic on hand, rather than past issues ![Smilie](https://mbworld.org/forums/images/smilies/smile.gif)
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Surely the accuracy of one's information in a performance thread is related to the topic at hand, yes?