You know you own a BEAST when........
10-13-2005, 02:35 PM
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'10 Panamera S, '06 AMG CLS55, '07 Miata MX5, '02 MB SPRINTER, '99 Spec Miata Race Car (2X)
You know you own a BEAST when........
Hi ALL
This could be the start of a thread ..........You know you own a BEAST when........
You need another set of tires before your first service
(in my case I've done 8,400 miles - still 3,000 before Service #1 and rear tires are done, shredded, finished, dead, kaput, toast, fried, smoked ....... you get the idea) SISWATI
This could be the start of a thread ..........You know you own a BEAST when........
You need another set of tires before your first service
(in my case I've done 8,400 miles - still 3,000 before Service #1 and rear tires are done, shredded, finished, dead, kaput, toast, fried, smoked ....... you get the idea) SISWATI
10-13-2005, 02:42 PM
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'03 Yukon XL Denali, '06 Eclipse GS
... when you notice to your left and right that other drivers have their nose pancaked to their window, lookin at your V8 Kompressor badging.
10-13-2005, 04:28 PM
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Originally Posted by MBE55AMG
... when you notice to your left and right that other drivers have their nose pancaked to their window, lookin at your V8 Kompressor badging.
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2003 E55 AMG
Originally Posted by siswati
You know you own a BEAST when........
.... You can spin the tires while driving along at 60mph.. and... when you are on the highway doing 100mph and you mash the throttle, the front end lifts itself into the air as it accelerates...
10-13-2005, 05:21 PM
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211 E55(sold) & 80cc shifter kart
Originally Posted by Vic55
...when you get 2 speeding tickets in two days.
Or Careless driving!
who knew doing a 243 ft burn out(cop measered it) was considered careless driving! :v
(the neighbors snitched me out!)
10-13-2005, 09:25 PM
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Originally Posted by newton22
when your girlfriend's bra flies off sitting in the passenger seat.
10-13-2005, 09:57 PM
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2003 e55
when at the start of a long open road, you floor it and after a few secs, you feel a vibration travel down the length of the beast, hear a couple sonic booms, and arrive at the end of the stretch a few years younger speaking german yelling "e=mc2!!!" 
10-14-2005, 03:21 AM
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[QUOTE=MBE55AMG]... when you notice to your left and right that other drivers have their nose pancaked to their window, lookin at your V8 Kompressor badging and their wrists moving suspiciously below the window sill...
When you take off from the lights in second or third row behind some hotted up V8's or Turbo Ricers and arrive at the next set of lights 1/4 mile ahead of them. The looks on their silly faces are priceless!
When you take off from the lights in second or third row behind some hotted up V8's or Turbo Ricers and arrive at the next set of lights 1/4 mile ahead of them. The looks on their silly faces are priceless!
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10-14-2005, 03:57 AM
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W203 slightly modified
You know you own a BEAST when........
... your dealership keeps breaking the same parts on purpose so they can lemon the car back from you ....
... other drivers throw Holy Water at you
... you need a tire iron to pry yourself out of the seat
... you get a cat scan and your brain has been squashed to the rear of your skull
... cops pull you over just to have a closer look
... you take a photo of the car to show your forum buddies and there is nothing in the image.
... Steve refuses to mod it !
... your COMAND has a star chart !
... your dealership keeps breaking the same parts on purpose so they can lemon the car back from you ....
... other drivers throw Holy Water at you
... you need a tire iron to pry yourself out of the seat
... you get a cat scan and your brain has been squashed to the rear of your skull
... cops pull you over just to have a closer look
... you take a photo of the car to show your forum buddies and there is nothing in the image.
... Steve refuses to mod it !
... your COMAND has a star chart !
10-14-2005, 09:01 AM
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2018 E63S wagon, 2016 GLE350d, GLE450 on order
1) you can't stop smiling
2) Steve visits more than once
3) people STOP talking to you
4) your employees all ask for a raise
5) that yellow triangle in the dash is always flashing
2) Steve visits more than once
3) people STOP talking to you
4) your employees all ask for a raise
5) that yellow triangle in the dash is always flashing
10-14-2005, 10:05 AM
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2008 335 vert, 2004 MDX
1) When your rear tires are toast at 8000mi and you don't care.
2) When strangers in Buicks flag you to roll down your window and then shout across traffic "That's the one! How fast is it?"
2) When strangers in Buicks flag you to roll down your window and then shout across traffic "That's the one! How fast is it?"
