No Juice....Just Genetics!!
12-02-2005, 11:22 AM
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No Juice....Just Genetics!!
I was gassing up over at the local Chevron & pulled in behind an E55. I talked with the guy a bit and he told me about a kill of a Honda Ricer a few nites ago. It went like this...a few lights before the Turnpike entrance the Honda pulled up on his left with all of the usual games. The light turned green and the E55 rolled out strong but waited on the Honda. Honda came blasting by with obvious smell of juice...E55 let it all out and ate lunch before the next light. Ricer said he was getting on the Turnpike and he would eat 'Benz up on top. Ricer didn't think about the posibility of a visit to Renntech for a reprogram...OOOPS!!
They go from a roll..about 40...ricer is really never in it. The E55 runs up to about 165 holds it there and waits...and waits...and waits. Honda comes up but won't (or can't) pass!!
They pulled into the next service plaza for a chat and the kid asked" Where's the bottle?" Our man looks at him and say's "Sorry son...no juice...just genetics"
Ricer reveals two bottles and two lap tops and a string of hoses and cables that would reach from here to Orlando!!!
I smiled all the way home.
They go from a roll..about 40...ricer is really never in it. The E55 runs up to about 165 holds it there and waits...and waits...and waits. Honda comes up but won't (or can't) pass!!
They pulled into the next service plaza for a chat and the kid asked" Where's the bottle?" Our man looks at him and say's "Sorry son...no juice...just genetics"
Ricer reveals two bottles and two lap tops and a string of hoses and cables that would reach from here to Orlando!!!I smiled all the way home.
12-02-2005, 11:50 AM
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Wow, those Ricers have ball$ man. AMG puts our cars in the windtunnel and Aero tunes them up to 130-150 range. Friggin ricer doesn't get that at 165 , a dip in the road and you are Ricewest Airlines.
12-02-2005, 12:09 PM
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Originally Posted by Jakpro1
Wow, those Ricers have ball$ man. AMG puts our cars in the windtunnel and Aero tunes them up to 130-150 range. Friggin ricer doesn't get that at 165 , a dip in the road and you are Ricewest Airlines.
12-02-2005, 12:44 PM
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1967 Morris Cooper "S", 1983 911SC, 1997 Toyota Tacoma, 1999 HD FXSTB, 1998 C43
Unless you got some juice within FHP, trips over 100MPH (needless to say 165)are automatic free night at the lil' house with slit-like windows, just so you know.
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12-05-2005, 06:44 PM
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Originally Posted by vixapphire
yo, JUICE, man... the smell of power -- of power and the streets... 
Wayne's subtlety is obviously either misunderstood or under-appreciated.
12-05-2005, 07:31 PM
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Originally Posted by WayneE
What's the obvious smell of juice?
Sounds like dumb and dumber.
Sounds like dumb and dumber.
I have a NOS Big Shot Kit on my Dodge Charger. A 15lb bottle with a 100 wet shot.
Nitrous Oxide has no smell.
I think that people have taken the Fast and Furious much too literaly. People act like nitrous is nitro.
