Put the wood to a new RS4.
04-05-2007, 11:06 PM
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Put the wood to a new RS4.
Leaving a lunch meeting today, a beauty of a new RS4 passed me just as I was turning onto my southbound route. Interested in getting a closer look and maybe hear the dead-sexy exhaust note, I quickly caught up - right at the stop light.
Rolling the window down, I looked over to ask the owner what that mystery blue was called.......and was greeted by a sneering "hmmph" usually uttered by a gold chain-festooned club kid sporting an M3.
Excuse me?
Maybe the new-car smell had blurred his vision....had he not seen the kompressor badges? Were the Gucci shades squeezing his oily temples to the point of mental retardation? All I wanted to do was compliment him on his car, and he felt the need to be something of an ***.
When the green dropped, I rolled out softly, as did Mr. Grecian Formula. Then he nailed it, trying to catch me out. The RS4 shot out to a 3/4 car lead as the flashing yellow triangle reminded me that traction is a privilege, not a right. When the road finally allowed me enough purchase after the 1-2 shift, I instantly shot 2 cars ahead.
Getting out of the throttle just after 80, I saw the light a full block ahead changing to yellow. Hard on the brakes to give the quattro another chance, he opted out with the ricer fly-by.......through the RED LIGHT !!!
AMG - 1
RS4 - 0 (plus negative style points for un-back-upable sneer)
Rolling the window down, I looked over to ask the owner what that mystery blue was called.......and was greeted by a sneering "hmmph" usually uttered by a gold chain-festooned club kid sporting an M3.
Excuse me?
Maybe the new-car smell had blurred his vision....had he not seen the kompressor badges? Were the Gucci shades squeezing his oily temples to the point of mental retardation? All I wanted to do was compliment him on his car, and he felt the need to be something of an ***.
When the green dropped, I rolled out softly, as did Mr. Grecian Formula. Then he nailed it, trying to catch me out. The RS4 shot out to a 3/4 car lead as the flashing yellow triangle reminded me that traction is a privilege, not a right. When the road finally allowed me enough purchase after the 1-2 shift, I instantly shot 2 cars ahead.
Getting out of the throttle just after 80, I saw the light a full block ahead changing to yellow. Hard on the brakes to give the quattro another chance, he opted out with the ricer fly-by.......through the RED LIGHT !!!
AMG - 1
RS4 - 0 (plus negative style points for un-back-upable sneer)
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'11/E63-Former car: '05 RT4 E55, Sprintbooster, Phenolic Spacers, RT IC /Secondary HE & BMC Filters
nice. and the ricer fly-by too. lol. sounds like that lil' bugger was wailin' all the way home. he learned. since my 55 is in repair still, have had loner (e350) for past month. see a lot of car jockeys doin' their thing at the lights-esp. some of the p-cars. miss my 55 Renntech-1...mellow driver here, but have inched up and slight mashed with a number of these pilots-typ not ever a response-they most always leave her be...she's badged so maybe part of it too. prob wonder beyond typical 55/k8 percept, how much more hell would be unleashed etc.
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Leaving a lunch meeting today, a beauty of a new RS4 passed me just as I was turning onto my southbound route. Interested in getting a closer look and maybe hear the dead-sexy exhaust note, I quickly caught up - right at the stop light.
Rolling the window down, I looked over to ask the owner what that mystery blue was called.......and was greeted by a sneering "hmmph" usually uttered by gold chain-festooned club kid sporting an M3.
Excuse me?
Maybe the new-car smell had blurred his vision....had he not seen the kompressor badges? Were the Gucci shades squeezing his oily temples to the point of mental retardation? All I wanted to do was compliment him on his car, and he felt the need to be something of an ***.
When the green dropped, I rolled out softly, as did Mr. Grecian Formula. Then he nailed it, trying to catch me out. The RS4 shot out to a 3/4 car lead as the flashing yellow triangle reminded me that traction is a privilege, not a right. When the road finally allowed me enough purchase after the 1-2 shift, I instantly shot 2 cars ahead.
Getting out of the throttle just after 80, I saw the light a full block ahead changing to yellow. Hard on the brakes to give the quattro another chance, he opted out with the ricer fly-by.......through the RED LIGHT !!!
AMG - 1
RS4 - 0 (plus negative style points for un-back-upable sneer)
Rolling the window down, I looked over to ask the owner what that mystery blue was called.......and was greeted by a sneering "hmmph" usually uttered by gold chain-festooned club kid sporting an M3.
Excuse me?
Maybe the new-car smell had blurred his vision....had he not seen the kompressor badges? Were the Gucci shades squeezing his oily temples to the point of mental retardation? All I wanted to do was compliment him on his car, and he felt the need to be something of an ***.
When the green dropped, I rolled out softly, as did Mr. Grecian Formula. Then he nailed it, trying to catch me out. The RS4 shot out to a 3/4 car lead as the flashing yellow triangle reminded me that traction is a privilege, not a right. When the road finally allowed me enough purchase after the 1-2 shift, I instantly shot 2 cars ahead.
Getting out of the throttle just after 80, I saw the light a full block ahead changing to yellow. Hard on the brakes to give the quattro another chance, he opted out with the ricer fly-by.......through the RED LIGHT !!!
AMG - 1
RS4 - 0 (plus negative style points for un-back-upable sneer)
I had near the same experience on the freeway "Look as if I was crazy when I pointed ahead for him to run"
Though I can buy the chevy branding confusing to a misinformed, but who in HELL doesn't know what Mercedes AMG? can do
Especially someone owning a fellow euro 4 door...
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Nice writing..."Gucci shades squeezing his oily temples to the point of mental retardation?"
I had near the same experience on the freeway "Look as if I was crazy when I pointed ahead for him to run" Though I can buy the chevy branding confusing to a misinformed, but who in HELL doesn't know what Mercedes AMG? can do Especially someone owning a fellow euro 4 door...
I had near the same experience on the freeway "Look as if I was crazy when I pointed ahead for him to run"
Though I can buy the chevy branding confusing to a misinformed, but who in HELL doesn't know what Mercedes AMG? can do Especially someone owning a fellow euro 4 door...Last edited by m52e55; 04-06-2007 at 12:15 AM.
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Thanks for the compliments, guys.
The whole slow-roll sneaky launch was the real indicator of what kind of driver I was next to.
I bet he's all over the Audi boards posting how he pulled 3/4 of a car on an E55....
The whole slow-roll sneaky launch was the real indicator of what kind of driver I was next to.
I bet he's all over the Audi boards posting how he pulled 3/4 of a car on an E55....
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Good kill Way to put him in his place. Those are one of the most gratifying kills when the owner of the other car thinks he's the **** and then 
Smack Down.
Way to put him in his place. Those are one of the most gratifying kills when the owner of the other car thinks he's the **** and then Smack Down.
