Heh heh I saw this similar thread except the opposite on the M5board.

Let me start ...

SMG SUCKS!

I forgot to push 20 buttons first ...

What we aren't racing to 200mph? well thats why!

Okay I cheated I put three!

gotta have the proverbial "but in the twisties".

"we raced from a dig...m's are better from an 80mph roll."

"my smg blew up."

"damned u.s. launch control."

Heh just thought of another one ...

I had to slow down and stop to add a quart of oil!

Look! I left my rear subframe back there on the street after doing a burn out. The dealer forgot to install the darn reinforcement plates,DAMN!

"I wasnt in the right gear"

I can't rev it that high I might spin a bearing.

If the Vanos was not making so much noise,I could have beat you.

LOL! Yes I heard that one on Sunday!!

My girlfriend's *** is too fat & she was in the passenger seat.

(Double whamy, loss of race, loss of *** ..

My car just is slower on Tuesdays.
AMG cars emit a frequency detrimental to the terminal timing units.

"Whats a TTU"

Oh that is the preferential shifting point that computer determines after depression of the full 500 hp coordinator button located next to the Idrive portal fusion triplicator.

"So you cannot just depress the pedal and go?"

Ha thats what makes this a driving experience vs just a driving car like the AMG.
Hey race you on Wednesday , Im sure the car will run better

I couldn't find any traction!
I wasn't ready!
You have nitrous on that thing!
What the h*ll is in that thing?

"I was too busy reading a magazine article telling me how good my car is and that I'm supposed to win....."

That is not STOCK!

I was spinning in first and second.

My phone rang

I lost to an AMG once, I just gave him a thumbs up.

The BMW is like a Porcupine! The Porcupine wears his *****'s on the outside while the BMW has them on the inside!!! J/K I can say that I'm an owner of TWO BMW's.

Ahhh Jeez I missed a shift and bent all the valves. I can't believe it. No compression so I can't continue.

but..but..gustava said BMWs were faster???????

Now that was the best one I heard!!

i was trying to fart and step the gas the same time,, loool

"I missed 2nd and 3rd." In a 5/6 SPD car.
"I forgot to press the Power (or M) button in my M."

I got a better one, if slightly crude: "BMW's are like piles, every second a..hole has one!"

This is all interesting and (at least for some posts), pretty creative.

Even though the M cars have proven slower down the 1/4 mile track here in the US (I don't even think that point is debatable any longer), most M owner's will never acknowledge that the 1/4 mile means anything. So for those who believe that high speed races are really "where it's at", the majority of videos out there, whether you want to call them bogus, engineered, orchestrated, or mistaken (like racing an E550 and calling it an E63) are of M cars walking away at speed.

In fact, I know of ONLY 3 videos that show 55's walking away from M cars at speed. One is SleeperX's car pulling on a heavily modded M5 here in the US. One (or three different ones of the same cars) is of Kamzamg pulling on an M6. One is a highway run in Europe with a K2 car pulling on an M at speed. There may be another that I am forgetting, but that's about it.

So for those AMG owners (myself included) that believe that there is absolutely no way in hell a properly-running K4 loses to a stock M6, let's see some video. Otherwise, expect more of the same.

I'd love to have some runs with an M car, but they don't seem to show up at the strip. And every time I run into one in the street, he or she is usually heading in the other direction or the circumstances are just not safe for a race.

I had to refuel...