Chimp status confirmed, 1,200 posts for NOTHING.
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Chimp status confirmed, 1,200 posts for NOTHING.
https://mbworld.org/forums/showthrea...=1#post2990414
Some of you may have been following the saga of the megatroll that is Last Emperor. He's been first in, last out in every thread even within the C63's ballpark for a few months now, literally spending entire days posting inane comments and useless drivel for no apparent reason other than abject boredom.
Well, today my friends, we are rid of him in spectacular fashion. After 1,200 posts without a single cogent thought, he has decided NOT TO GET A C63 AFTER ALL. That's right, after 1,200 posts just gushing about how amazing the C63 is, he's now going to get a BMW 650 convertible. M. Night Shyamalamadingdong couldn't come up with this twist.
Wow. I.....am.....speechless.....
This type of self-ownage was usually reserved for a NOTKTS, or ClayJ, but today we have seen a man single-handedly shove an ownage nuke up his own anus, and detonate said ordnance. Feast my brothers.
Some of you may have been following the saga of the megatroll that is Last Emperor. He's been first in, last out in every thread even within the C63's ballpark for a few months now, literally spending entire days posting inane comments and useless drivel for no apparent reason other than abject boredom.
Well, today my friends, we are rid of him in spectacular fashion. After 1,200 posts without a single cogent thought, he has decided NOT TO GET A C63 AFTER ALL. That's right, after 1,200 posts just gushing about how amazing the C63 is, he's now going to get a BMW 650 convertible. M. Night Shyamalamadingdong couldn't come up with this twist.
Wow. I.....am.....speechless.....
This type of self-ownage was usually reserved for a NOTKTS, or ClayJ, but today we have seen a man single-handedly shove an ownage nuke up his own anus, and detonate said ordnance. Feast my brothers.
Last edited by Cylinder Head; Aug 11, 2008 at 03:33 PM.
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This type of self-ownage was usually reserved for a NOTKTS, or ClayJ, but today we have seen a man single-handedly shove an ownage nuke up his own anus, and detonate said ordnance. Feast my brothers.
This type of self-ownage was usually reserved for a NOTKTS, or ClayJ, but today we have seen a man single-handedly shove an ownage nuke up his own anus, and detonate said ordnance. Feast my brothers.
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This guy is comparing apples and oranges and trying to justify it...hell, he's comparing apples and bananas, at least apples and oranges are both round. He goes from an AMG sedan to a non-M Bimmer 650 drop-top coupe, you can't get much different than that, unless he would have bought a mini-van. I would not classify this one under ownage, so much I would just file this one under PLAIN OL' STUPID!
At the end of the day our opinions really don't matter, he's gonna be the one driving something he so obviously just settled for and he'll remember it everytime he writes that $1100 check every month and every time he sees a C63 driving down the road.
At the end of the day our opinions really don't matter, he's gonna be the one driving something he so obviously just settled for and he'll remember it everytime he writes that $1100 check every month and every time he sees a C63 driving down the road.
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Honestly Cylinder Head, why be a dick? Who cares if the dude wants a C63 but changed his mind and got a BMW instead? You lack some class there....
If anything, I'd say the dude did his research for a long while and finally realized that it wasn't for him. No ownage there whatsoever. Like jcart said, it may be categorized as just "PLAIN OL' STUPID" but nothing more.
If anything, I'd say the dude did his research for a long while and finally realized that it wasn't for him. No ownage there whatsoever. Like jcart said, it may be categorized as just "PLAIN OL' STUPID" but nothing more.
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Honestly Cylinder Head, why be a dick? Who cares if the dude wants a C63 but changed his mind and got a BMW instead? You lack some class there....
If anything, I'd say the dude did his research for a long while and finally realized that it wasn't for him. No ownage there whatsoever. Like jcart said, it may be categorized as just "PLAIN OL' STUPID" but nothing more.
If anything, I'd say the dude did his research for a long while and finally realized that it wasn't for him. No ownage there whatsoever. Like jcart said, it may be categorized as just "PLAIN OL' STUPID" but nothing more.
"my MB tech told me some super mysterious hp increasing secrets...rev the motor to 3000rpms on startup and hold it there for 10 minutes. You're guaranteed more hp!"
"I gave a 1000 dollar deposit to uncle joe's leasing company for my C63 and now I can't get them on the phone...what should I do?"
"C63 should walk sport bikes"
"I knew the C63 would outhandle the CLK63 Black Series!"
"I'll pickup more girls in my C63 than Brad Pitt in his Enzo"
The list goes on...thank God he's finally moving on. I pitty M6board, as he will probably nag them hourly about how baller his 650i is.
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Honestly Cylinder Head, why be a dick? Who cares if the dude wants a C63 but changed his mind and got a BMW instead? You lack some class there....
If anything, I'd say the dude did his research for a long while and finally realized that it wasn't for him. No ownage there whatsoever. Like jcart said, it may be categorized as just "PLAIN OL' STUPID" but nothing more.
If anything, I'd say the dude did his research for a long while and finally realized that it wasn't for him. No ownage there whatsoever. Like jcart said, it may be categorized as just "PLAIN OL' STUPID" but nothing more.
You will find that you want CH, you need CH, and without CH ... things are frankly boring.
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CH is our poser disposer and is allowed certain lateral movement- if you were a 100% regular in this W211 E55 forum you would understand. Its the people on the outside who always complain about poser disposals until they get into the inner circle.
You will find that you want CH, you need CH, and without CH ... things are frankly boring.
You will find that you want CH, you need CH, and without CH ... things are frankly boring.
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From: Khalifonia.
4 wheeled car.
CH is our poser disposer and is allowed certain lateral movement- if you were a 100% regular in this W211 E55 forum you would understand. Its the people on the outside who always complain about poser disposals until they get into the inner circle.
You will find that you want CH, you need CH, and without CH ... things are frankly boring.
You will find that you want CH, you need CH, and without CH ... things are frankly boring.
Man, I just never knew! Now I know!
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I agree that some of his posts are a bit mind numbing, but to be fair to the guy we're talking about (Last Emperor) those above aren't his. They are from another member (Merc Skycap).
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That whole forum is a blur to me...sorry lol. Merc Skycap is the true culprit who needs to burn from the wrath of CylinderHead. I'm sure his time will come. Last Emperor is just a self-owned loser.
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Well, I have to agree with Vic55 on this one (even though he is usually wrong).
I believe you have to give CH a little creative license here. Let's face it.............he truly does have a knack of sniffing out the BS and trolls on this forum.
Even if he is not 100% accurate all of the time............at least he is 100% entertaining all of the time.
I believe you have to give CH a little creative license here. Let's face it.............he truly does have a knack of sniffing out the BS and trolls on this forum.
Even if he is not 100% accurate all of the time............at least he is 100% entertaining all of the time.
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Finally suspended!
Woo Hoo! At 1395 postings (mind you, that is almost 200 posts after he decided to move to BMW), the "Emperor" is de-throned. While on probation, he decided to go into another name-calling rant and got suspended.
What a tool.
What a tool.
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What i find amusing is that the guy keeps talking about his wealth but he keeps posting from work. Can't be making much money if he spends all his time online. I know that I have been absent from mbworld for months because I have been buried in work. His ranting reminds me of when all the people wanted a 1 series because they thought bmw would dole it out @ the same price a honda accord goes for. They bragged about it and raved about the car for months. Then when the MSRP's came out, everyone backed out....
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he's the typical non-business leaser that leases for he can drive more car than he can afford - so he wants to drive the most expensive since he's drive solely by PAYMENT, not cost of the vehicle.
Since the MSRP of the Bimmer is higher, he'll look like a bigger baller even though he payment is what drove his decision.
Dork.
Since the MSRP of the Bimmer is higher, he'll look like a bigger baller even though he payment is what drove his decision.
Dork.
