bobgodd

jrcart

hmmmmm, seems to me Andy's company has tuned the worlds quickest/fastest 63, worlds quickest/fastest N/A 63, worlds quickest/fastest C63 and quite a few other fast AMG's. Just becasue Andy is not the guy sitting at the laptop writing programs does not mean anything, MHP is his company therefore he is a "tuner". How much "tunning" do you think the owner of Renntech does?

MHP

There are 3 of us in this thread alone calling Mikey out for making an assinine statement followed by a half dozen more in an attempt to backpedal and spin out of this. Sorry but it's high time mikey realized where he really ranks in the world of actual knowledge stemming from personal experience. That would be at or near the bottom.

chiromikey

lol, pathetic. i ask you to show me the false claims i made and all you can do post 4 rants of insults. there's really nothing more to continue...you're losing business by the minute with your creative marketing skills! i never claimed i was an amg tuner...you did but renting a tuner does not make you one!

anyways, keep up the marketing and i'll keep laughing my a*s off as you keep losing business. but have fun pounding your chest with some cls in march while i'll keep enjoying my tired old e55 now.

MHP

I'll accept that as your concession and admission that you've never tuned anything up to and including a lawn mower. I mean why refer to actual results when you can listen to a real live chiropractor about something outside his "profession" and I use that term loosely.

Yep, we're absolutely dying over here. I count 14 custom ECU/TCU tunes for this week alone, so far anyway. You're shooting holes in our marketing left and right....:rolf : Please stop...
I have the CLS now but won't have the ability to track test it before putting a pulley on it (I want before/after tuned results) until March. Again though, I'll race you anytime thereafter in a much heavier car with far less mods, and it will be tuned 100% by me.
Keep dreaming about that full inconel exhaust.

chiromikey

no need to dream about anything, i'm quite happy with my exhaust system as is! like i said to jim, i couldn't care less about racing your car...it means absolutely nothing to me. so you get that cls running in march and have fun.

meanwhile, i'll keep laughing my a*s off at your pathetic insecurities as a tuner and pm rants that have you claiming you're going to put kleemann and renntech out of business by next year. good luck with that!

MHP

LOL, more lies and pathetic attempts to spin. I never said we were going to put anyone out of business. MB is doing that all by themselves (128 bit encryption). Sorry, next time I'll break my PMs down to you phoenetically, so you're less likely to get confused by bisyllablic and larger words.

As for insecurities, LOL, I've done what I've done. You haven't and never will. End of story.

cls55

Inconel Element (% by mass)
Nickel Chromium Iron Molybdenum Niobium Cobalt Manganese Copper Aluminium Titanium Silicon Carbon Sulfur Phosphorus Boron
600 [2] 72.0 14.0-17.0 6.0-10.0 1.0 0.5 0.5 0.15 0.015
625 [3] 58.0 20.0-23.0 5.0 8.0-10.0 3.15-4.15 1.0 0.5 0.4 0.4 0.5 0.1 0.015 0.015
718 [4] 50.0-55.0 17.0-21.0 balance 2.8-3.3 4.75-5.5 1.0 0.35 0.2-0.8 0.65-1.15 0.3 0.35 0.08 0.015 0.015 0.006
this should help.

MHP

It is a nasty and very difficult material to work with no question.

sgtstanko

This is more fun than hanging out at the SRT8 sites....LOL!!!!





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cls55

the compositions of inconel( predominantly nickel, with chromium as the second element )TI is .03 TO .04 percetage wise.

chiromikey

lol, thanks!

bobgodd

Lol. Fun in this case is quite subjective of course

chiromikey

ok, sorry...your claim was that renntech, kleemann, and others will either have to buy their tunes from you or have to go out of business.

did you hear that hartmut and cory? better get in line now if you want to stay in business next year.

splinter

Can we at least agree that some of jangy’s threads bring out the best in many of us?

blackbenzz

I haven't even started in this thread yet!

MHP

Us or someone with the ability to do the 128 bit boxes, it's a simple fact, and a game changing one at that. Feel free to call either of them up and ask them if they have the ability to do even the 09s, much less the 2010s. /end story.

What you don't seem to grasp (that seems to be a recurring issue with you doesn't it?) is that it's just going to get better and better in 2009/2010/2011 when everyone moves to 128.

Come talk to me then, if you're still employed and they haven't outlawed your quack profession yet.

MHP

What do you think Rev Hammer v chiromikey? Who really is THE biggest loser?

MHP

This thread was destined for the ****ter the moment mikey posted about his inconel exhaust. Not the first time and unfortunately probably not the last.

hooleyboy

I think ChiroMikey's E55 speaks for itself. 11.3 with a DA of 2700+ ft If Mikey gets any more HP there will be a thread about wheelie bars soon. I've seen this thing go first hand and the car literally wants to pull the front tires off the ground. Its a good thing the car has some weight to it. There is no doubt in my mind with 0 DA your looking at an E55 in the 10's. I would have to say with an E55 running that fast you just dont get there by bolting on parts and be done with it. So with that said... I would think Mikey has tried out some different combos and has found out what really works the best.

MHP

Hooley,
DA is much less of a factor in FI apps, and 11.3 is a long way from 10.99. Regardless mikey has not fabricated parts, tested, refabbed, etc. He's got an older car with which he can simply follow the footsteps (buy this and that) of others to low 11s.
There's no doubt in my mind that 55Ks can run 10s w/out spray, but it doesn't take all the mods mikey has to do it either.

chiromikey

yeah, i doubt r/t or klee is going out of business next year so i won't be talking to you anytime soon. btw,future legislation will make it an even better time to be a part of the quack profession but keep up the skillful marketing techniques!!! you're looking fabulous!

MHP

Like I said, I use the term loosely. Prostitution being the oldest known "profession".

mikey our customers are smarter than the average bear and sure as **** aren't going to be swayed one way or another by a couch jockey quack that's never built a motor, trans, or tuned anything.

Thanks

chiromikey

yeah, i've never had any parts fabbed or tested anything.

btw, you didn't say in you pm who's car and what mhp parts you set the non-nos 55k 1/4mile record with?

chiromikey

you keep believing that. i'll keep laughing at the pm's.