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03-13-2009, 02:10 PM
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What the hell man, this website has been down , who wants to roll out to riverside.
dam MBWORLD whats going on with the database?
dam MBWORLD whats going on with the database?
03-13-2009, 04:14 PM
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The latest on the JRCART vs ALLAN LAMBO 10 lap event at Willow is that Allan is doing some BIG TIME back peddling and he has now challenged me to a 1/2 mile or 1 mile straight line race....hmmmm, sounds like a fair race, his 1000 HP against my 500, I bet he steals candy from little kids and kicks his dog too.
Those guys have got to be the biggest tools I have ever seen in my life, If I ever hear any of you complain about me again I am going to sentence you to spend 30 minutes on that board
Those guys have got to be the biggest tools I have ever seen in my life, If I ever hear any of you complain about me again I am going to sentence you to spend 30 minutes on that board
03-13-2009, 04:17 PM
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cut yourself some flack,, after what i have read, he is a genuine tool. how come no one has followed him till he has to get out of the car ???
03-13-2009, 04:20 PM
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The latest on the JRCART vs ALLAN LAMBO 10 lap event at Willow is that Allan is doing some BIG TIME back peddling and he has now challenged me to a 1/2 mile or 1 mile straight line race....hmmmm, sounds like a fair race, his 1000 HP against my 500, I bet he steals candy from little kids and kicks his dog too.
Those guys have got to be the biggest tools I have ever seen in my life, If I ever hear any of you complain about me again I am going to sentence you to spend 30 minutes on that board
Those guys have got to be the biggest tools I have ever seen in my life, If I ever hear any of you complain about me again I am going to sentence you to spend 30 minutes on that board
03-13-2009, 04:21 PM
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The latest on the JRCART vs ALLAN LAMBO 10 lap event at Willow is that Allan is doing some BIG TIME back peddling and he has now challenged me to a 1/2 mile or 1 mile straight line race....hmmmm, sounds like a fair race, his 1000 HP against my 500, I bet he steals candy from little kids and kicks his dog too.
Those guys have got to be the biggest tools I have ever seen in my life, If I ever hear any of you complain about me again I am going to sentence you to spend 30 minutes on that board
Those guys have got to be the biggest tools I have ever seen in my life, If I ever hear any of you complain about me again I am going to sentence you to spend 30 minutes on that board
Jrcart will never see Allan, first the guy is running from his home state, facing some serious charges. We will deal with the mbworld traitors that are spying and making light of this.
Jr you need to go challenge mr BMWRACERMAN , he says he will not roll out of bed for a measely 25k? LOL
Ok Bill..
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03-13-2009, 04:24 PM
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Yo Godfather, check with your boys and see if anyone is actively seeking "Allan"
03-13-2009, 04:28 PM
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03-13-2009, 04:31 PM
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I should pop 'em fo' wat he juss said, but omelette dis one slide!!!
I was actually wondering why no one has administered a severe beating to that clown yet...
Doesn't he go to car meets?
03-13-2009, 04:43 PM
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03-13-2009, 04:48 PM
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The scary thing is, I actually understand all of what you said.
Get some do dirt ****'s to handle it.
03-13-2009, 04:49 PM
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I doubt I can beat a 1000rwhp Lambo in the 1/4, even with my slicks and a big shot of spray it would be tough. If his car really makes 1000rwhp, he should be able to roll out of the gate slowly and just roll the throttle on and easily catch me, those Gi's are light and build mph quickly. I think my best bet is taking him out on a road course...Lambo brakes are about the worst OEM brakes on any sports car. I challenged him to a 10 lapper, I would be suprised if the brakes could handle 8 laps on most road courses on a stock car, let alone one making 1000rwhp.
03-13-2009, 04:50 PM
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03-13-2009, 04:55 PM
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Right, and your a saint. 
You've go no point. What were saying here is no where near as ridiculous as the BS Allan is spewing. We state facts, "call it like we see it", I think you would say.
Fact: Lambo's do catch fire at stop lights.
Fact: He runs his mouth, but in real life is actually a b!tch
Fact: Mommy bought him his cars
No pissing me contest here, just a long list of facts about this tool.
You've go no point. What were saying here is no where near as ridiculous as the BS Allan is spewing. We state facts, "call it like we see it", I think you would say.Fact: Lambo's do catch fire at stop lights.
Fact: He runs his mouth, but in real life is actually a b!tch
Fact: Mommy bought him his cars
No pissing me contest here, just a long list of facts about this tool.
Nice joke:
A kid asks his father for help on a writing assignment. "Dad, can you tell me the difference between potential and reality?"
His father looks up thoughtfully and says, "I'll demonstrate. Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars. Then go ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you've learned."
The kid is puzzled, but asks his mother. "Mom, if someone gave you a million dollars, would you sleep with Robert Redford?"
"Don't tell your father, but, yes, I would."
He then goes to his sister's room. "Sis, if someone gave you a million dollars, would you sleep with Brad Pitt?"
She replies, "Omigod! Definitely!"
The kid goes back to his father. "Dad, I think I've figured it out. Potentially, we are sitting on $2 million bucks, but in reality, we're living with two *****."
03-13-2009, 04:56 PM
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If there is one thing we have learned about Jim (jrcart), he's relentless. 
Just wondering how long Lambo guys will let you go before they give you the boot Jim?
TAKE IT TO UM TIL THEN!!
Just wondering how long Lambo guys will let you go before they give you the boot Jim?
TAKE IT TO UM TIL THEN!!
03-13-2009, 05:00 PM
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Interesting. Like a difference of reality and potentially..hmmm:
Nice joke:
A kid asks his father for help on a writing assignment. "Dad, can you tell me the difference between potential and reality?"
His father looks up thoughtfully and says, "I'll demonstrate. Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars. Then go ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you've learned."
The kid is puzzled, but asks his mother. "Mom, if someone gave you a million dollars, would you sleep with Robert Redford?"
"Don't tell your father, but, yes, I would."
He then goes to his sister's room. "Sis, if someone gave you a million dollars, would you sleep with Brad Pitt?"
She replies, "Omigod! Definitely!"
The kid goes back to his father. "Dad, I think I've figured it out. Potentially, we are sitting on $2 million bucks, but in reality, we're living with two *****."
Nice joke:
A kid asks his father for help on a writing assignment. "Dad, can you tell me the difference between potential and reality?"
His father looks up thoughtfully and says, "I'll demonstrate. Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars. Then go ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you've learned."
The kid is puzzled, but asks his mother. "Mom, if someone gave you a million dollars, would you sleep with Robert Redford?"
"Don't tell your father, but, yes, I would."
He then goes to his sister's room. "Sis, if someone gave you a million dollars, would you sleep with Brad Pitt?"
She replies, "Omigod! Definitely!"
The kid goes back to his father. "Dad, I think I've figured it out. Potentially, we are sitting on $2 million bucks, but in reality, we're living with two *****."
03-13-2009, 05:45 PM
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while I sincerely hate to waste your talents on garbage, it would be INCREDIBLE for one of your classics bout mr. allan lambo and all the exploding Gallardo's
03-13-2009, 05:52 PM
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Juicee..... what's the update on the car? I was at the auction yesterday and didn't see it (glad to say 
). I hope all is well and still on track
). I hope all is well and still on track
03-13-2009, 06:01 PM
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My car is still there, I still have not gotten clearance (appointment) to get it. Was hoping TODAY.
when is the next sale?
I wouldnt have a chance in hell at getting it back if it were not for this forum and the PEOPLE here.
I at least have a chance now.
03-13-2009, 06:14 PM
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seems like he always has a reason when he's being challenged to a race:
https://mbworld.org/forums/kill-stor...out-again.html
https://mbworld.org/forums/kill-stor...out-again.html
now i know how he got his lambo...
03-13-2009, 06:30 PM
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Hey man any idea what the other CLS's sold fer?
My car is still there, I still have not gotten clearance (appointment) to get it. Was hoping TODAY.
when is the next sale?
I wouldnt have a chance in hell at getting it back if it were not for this forum and the PEOPLE here.
I at least have a chance now.
My car is still there, I still have not gotten clearance (appointment) to get it. Was hoping TODAY.
when is the next sale?
I wouldnt have a chance in hell at getting it back if it were not for this forum and the PEOPLE here.
I at least have a chance now.
but I can check when I get back home. The next highline auction is in two to three weeks.And I'm glad we were all able to help.... we have an amazing group of people here who are ready to lend a hand in the toughest of times
03-13-2009, 06:42 PM
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03-13-2009, 06:55 PM
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seems like he always has a reason when he's being challenged to a race:
https://mbworld.org/forums/kill-stor...out-again.html
https://mbworld.org/forums/kill-stor...out-again.html
So the rumors were true then. Looks like ole' allanLAMEbo married and divorced a 63yr old woman and took her money, and now he owns a Dairy Queen...
Hey Allan, come on man, I want some more Reese's in my Blizzard next time...I know you have a big car payment and all, but seriously, quit cheaping out on the toppings
03-13-2009, 06:56 PM
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