E63 Fun with Campus Police
10-06-2009, 09:56 AM
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E63 Fun with Campus Police
Hi everyone,
I figured I would share this funny story with you about the CUA campus police. I am driving my E63 from one class on one side of campus to the other. I actually got stopped by campus police for my stock E63 for
"My engine noise indicated I was going over the 15mph speed limit".
I was not actually speeding but was in 1st gear going up a hill.
I did not get a ticket, but I thought it was hilarious that a CUA rent-a-cop on a bike was so dumb, but that's most likely why is a rent-a-cop on a bike.
I explained to this pinnacle of intelligence that my car has a exhaust note and that I was not speeding, and he responded with the speed limit is 15mph.
Just figured I would give people a Tuesday morning laugh.
-Dave
I figured I would share this funny story with you about the CUA campus police. I am driving my E63 from one class on one side of campus to the other. I actually got stopped by campus police for my stock E63 for
"My engine noise indicated I was going over the 15mph speed limit".
I was not actually speeding but was in 1st gear going up a hill.
I did not get a ticket, but I thought it was hilarious that a CUA rent-a-cop on a bike was so dumb, but that's most likely why is a rent-a-cop on a bike.
I explained to this pinnacle of intelligence that my car has a exhaust note and that I was not speeding, and he responded with the speed limit is 15mph.
Just figured I would give people a Tuesday morning laugh.
-Dave
10-06-2009, 10:23 AM
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wow, i guess you have done well for yourself at a young age or mom and dad have done well for you.
Not bashing, as mom and dad have spoiled me in the past as well.
Not bashing, as mom and dad have spoiled me in the past as well.
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10-06-2009, 10:40 AM
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LOL... Most capus officers are haters anyway, they actually believe that they are real police.... Suprised he didnt try to search the car...lol
10-06-2009, 01:17 PM
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hmmm... 1st gear, going up hill and on campus
... you were speeding 
King Dave.... 
Youth! 
Watch out they do have arrest powers!
Now if you got detained for the 15 mph, THAT would have been hilarious!
Have a good one!
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10-06-2009, 02:39 PM
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No seriously, I wasn't speeding. I hadn't even had a cup of coffee yet. Seriously. I would say I was speeding like last week in Virginia when I got my 49 in a 30 laser ticket. I seriously was not speeding on this one, there were people all around, and much as though I do speed around campus, I speed in less populated areas.
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What is most funny about this post is the first time your little CLS gets keyed or broken into your probally gonna call that same guy crying like a little biach asking to help find the guy. Its a shame that guy puts his life on the line for your stupid little imature *** and all you can do is armchair 1/4back his job. Good luck in school, hopefully you can pay your own bills soon.
10-06-2009, 08:02 PM
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What is most funny about this post is the first time your little CLS gets keyed or broken into your probally gonna call that same guy crying like a little biach asking to help find the guy. Its a shame that guy puts his life on the line for your stupid little imature *** and all you can do is armchair 1/4back his job. Good luck in school, hopefully you can pay your own bills soon.
10-06-2009, 08:15 PM
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What is most funny about this post is the first time your little CLS gets keyed or broken into your probally gonna call that same guy crying like a little biach asking to help find the guy. Its a shame that guy puts his life on the line for your stupid little imature *** and all you can do is armchair 1/4back his job. Good luck in school, hopefully you can pay your own bills soon.
10-08-2009, 05:58 AM
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Dude, you were speeding. 15mph is impossibly slow...for that matter 30 mph is impossibly slow in an AMG. NOBODY drives the speed limit on campus. Get over yourself and the superiority complex your parents gave you with the benz. I hope the rest of your life is so easy. Most of us worked our asses off to get what we have.
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What is most funny about this post is the first time your little CLS gets keyed or broken into your probally gonna call that same guy crying like a little biach asking to help find the guy. Its a shame that guy puts his life on the line for your stupid little imature *** and all you can do is armchair 1/4back his job. Good luck in school, hopefully you can pay your own bills soon.
