W211 AMG Discuss the W211 AMG's such as the E55 and the E63

Call Me Jerry Sandusky......

Old Dec 4, 2011 | 04:39 AM
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Call Me Jerry Sandusky......

....'Cause I just molested an R8!

Rolling back from the bar with 3 people in the car. R8 blows by me about 30KPH fast then I am going. I try to roll up next to him, and before I am even there he hits it, so I just think he;s a douche and forget it. Hwy opens up a bit he gets the point and slows back down next to me.

Down shift, Give him the three honks and despite wheel spin, almost instantly I am 2 cars ahead. Went from 90-180ish, and put at least 6 -8 cars on him.

Morale of the story: Do not mess with a with a highly modded 55 on a cold night..it won't end well for you.
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Old Dec 4, 2011 | 07:16 AM
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Nice kill Jerry....LOL
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Old Dec 4, 2011 | 09:40 AM
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Appreciate the kill, and I know it as unintentional, but not really a topic to joke about. Just my thoughts.
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Old Dec 4, 2011 | 10:51 AM
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Lol nice kill, most R8 owners are asshats.
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Old Dec 4, 2011 | 11:17 AM
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Originally Posted by tscales
I know it as unintentional, but not really a topic to joke about. Just my thoughts.
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Old Dec 5, 2011 | 03:36 AM
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LMAO the guy is sick, but your joke was down right nasty!
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Old Dec 5, 2011 | 06:47 AM
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It's not funny at all what he did, but his name is forever linked with molesting now...Chester is finally off the hook

R8 V8 or V10..? I'm assuming V8...Nice either way to show him he shoulda stepped up to the big boy R8...douche
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Old Dec 5, 2011 | 08:23 AM
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You'll need to molest 39 more R8's before you can call yourself Jerry Sandusky! But, nice kill. Was it a V8 or V10?
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I bet you didn't know Sandusky is the number one draft pick in prison fantasy football league.

With all of his sick skills they are going to move him from tight end to wide receiver.

I hope he gets plenty of playing time. And a lot of ***** to catch.
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Originally Posted by Roverron
I bet you didn't know Sandusky is the number one draft pick in prison fantasy football league.

With all of his sick skills they are going to move him from tight end to wide receiver.

I hope he gets plenty of playing time. And a lot of ***** to catch.
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Originally Posted by Roverron
I bet you didn't know Sandusky is the number one draft pick in prison fantasy football league.

With all of his sick skills they are going to move him from tight end to wide receiver.

I hope he gets plenty of playing time. And a lot of ***** to catch.
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Old Dec 5, 2011 | 05:56 PM
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Originally Posted by Roverron
I bet you didn't know Sandusky is the number one draft pick in prison fantasy football league.

With all of his sick skills they are going to move him from tight end to wide receiver.

I hope he gets plenty of playing time. And a lot of ***** to catch.
Karma is a b1tch
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