W211 AMG Discuss the W211 AMG's such as the E55 and the E63

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Old Sep 17, 2013 | 11:10 PM
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Funny **** the wife said

Everybodys wife or girlfriend or both had to say some funny **** relating to your car ,I get a text today. The house is clean,diner will be ready at six,and oh yeah I brought in the two big boxes for your ****box sl55 That's awesome lol
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Old Sep 17, 2013 | 11:15 PM
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"Oh, I see that thing actually made it home on it's own today"
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Old Sep 17, 2013 | 11:32 PM
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Old Sep 18, 2013 | 12:07 AM
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" why is it so loud and grumpy "
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Old Sep 18, 2013 | 08:03 AM
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This could really be a great thread! It's funny already!

I get, Q: 'How come you don't tint the windows?' A: Because it doesn't make it any faster!

Actually, finally going today to tint them!
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Old Sep 18, 2013 | 08:26 AM
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After she drove the modded E, she said - "man this car just wants to go"
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Old Sep 18, 2013 | 08:39 AM
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Old Sep 18, 2013 | 08:42 AM
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Old Sep 18, 2013 | 08:54 AM
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Old Sep 18, 2013 | 10:40 AM
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Mine just looks over at those staring and says "Yea, you like it".
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Old Sep 18, 2013 | 10:52 AM
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Old Sep 18, 2013 | 11:28 AM
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Old Sep 18, 2013 | 12:05 PM
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"Why do people try to race you, dont they know they'll lose" lol
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Old Sep 18, 2013 | 12:24 PM
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"When we have kids you better not drive like this!"
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Old Sep 18, 2013 | 12:39 PM
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"Wow, there's a lot of places to hide weed in here"

Also funny to me was the autotransport guy who delivered the car and said,
"It whines when you start it up, probably just need to add some power steering fluid."
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Old Sep 18, 2013 | 01:16 PM
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^ lol
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Old Sep 18, 2013 | 02:09 PM
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I get packages almost daily but i've learned to ask them to please not put the packing slips on the outside of the boxes lol. Hard to explain $4200 for dirt bike forks and new parts arriving daily. Now i wait to open the boxes the next morning at work.
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Old Sep 18, 2013 | 02:22 PM
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Old Sep 18, 2013 | 02:28 PM
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After the acceleration "AMG"
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Old Sep 18, 2013 | 03:03 PM
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My personal favorite
"Slow down or I'm getting out!"
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Old Sep 18, 2013 | 05:30 PM
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mine says. "its not a f**king race car, stop spending money on it"
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Old Sep 18, 2013 | 05:34 PM
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Originally Posted by need4spd
My personal favorite
"Slow down or I'm getting out!"
This/\/\ and as I've told her before "wife screaming child crying power"
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