cnterline

Everybodys wife or girlfriend or both had to say some funny **** relating to your car ,I get a text today. The house is clean,diner will be ready at six,and oh yeah I brought in the two big boxes for your ****box sl55 That's awesome lol

3BNick

"Oh, I see that thing actually made it home on it's own today"

HeissRod

"If I can't see it on the car, your not getting it as a gift."

sufyaanahmed

" why is it so loud and grumpy "

60nomad

This could really be a great thread! It's funny already!

I get, Q: 'How come you don't tint the windows?' A: Because it doesn't make it any faster!

Actually, finally going today to tint them!

kompressede

After she drove the modded E, she said - "man this car just wants to go"

S2K750

You spend more on gas then you do on me

moosejaw

"Wow it smells nice in here"

ArmoE55

"The neighbor said your car keeps whistling; I told them you keep a bird's nest under the hood".

My Favorite...
"(Son's name) hates getting in my car, yet has the biggest smile once he knows we are going with yours".

E55Dimon

Mine just looks over at those staring and says "Yea, you like it".

SterlingE55

"You should keep it. You'll be pissed at yourself if you sell it."

C_DirtyTwo

"Can I drive you car?"

Arnee

"What's the difference between an E63 and E500 anyway?"

JuanMR

"Why do people try to race you, dont they know they'll lose" lol

MAN55LE

"When we have kids you better not drive like this!"

Le55

"Wow, there's a lot of places to hide weed in here"

Also funny to me was the autotransport guy who delivered the car and said,
"It whines when you start it up, probably just need to add some power steering fluid."

sufyaanahmed

^ lol

e55amgrocket

I get packages almost daily but i've learned to ask them to please not put the packing slips on the outside of the boxes lol. Hard to explain $4200 for dirt bike forks and new parts arriving daily. Now i wait to open the boxes the next morning at work.

firstbenzforme

"i want my own"

viren.89

First time she sat
After the acceleration "OMG"

Now
After the acceleration "AMG"

need4spd

My personal favorite
"Slow down or I'm getting out!"

venomsE55

mine says. "its not a f**king race car, stop spending money on it"

TMC M5

"Isn't it fast enough already?!?!?"about my cars but then will say about her cars "what can you do to make it faster?"

HeissRod

"I don't pretend to know why you're getting that."

SilverStrk

This/\/\ and as I've told her before "wife screaming child crying power"