DEALERSHIP SOLD ME A MONEYPIT 2014 E63 S




Still, he is selling a product. You are bootlegging it. I guess as you are in Illinois I should not be shocked.......(note: I was from there most of my life, got the he11 out)




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No matter how you cut it, it is theft of intellectual property and product. For instance, my tools at my work....they are worth nothing with out our TRAINED staff using them. If our staff used our devices and did not bill, or did a private pay thing - they would be arrested. That is THEFT. There is no way for you to justify theft. Theft is theft. Hell, you are not even a hungry person stealing food (I give that a pass). Seems to me you are trying to bribe friends to meet you at Woodfield in exchange for bootleg work product from @BenzNinja




You said "BenzNinja Mods".....so, you admit that BenzNinja provided them (at a cost). So, if I go to Chicago ever again (I wont, what a ghetto dump)....if I go to House of Blues again...can you sneak us into the side door, or, would that be dishonest?
Simply, you are not an honorable person. I hope it is just youth.
(Oh, HOB a few weeks ago). I paid full price...gladly.
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Simply, you are not an honorable person. I hope it is just youth.
(Oh, HOB a few weeks ago). I paid full price...gladly.
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Glad you enjoyed your show. Il continue saving money, seems to be working well for me and others
All the software provided to club members are not re-branded. XENTRY, DAS, HHT, DTS Monaco, Vediamo, etc. are labeled exactly what they are.
Example : I spent 600 dollars on bmw coding software 7yrs ago for my bmw I used to own. I use it till this day to program, code and do other stuff on bmws only to make some side cash. Just last week I coded a x3m to be rwd, made 150 bucks for 45min of my time.
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Example : I spent 600 dollars on bmw coding software 7yrs ago for my bmw I used to own. I use it till this day to program, code and do other stuff on bmws only to make some side cash. Just last week I coded a x3m to be rwd, made 150 bucks for 45min of my time.
By the way, you never did answer the question about how you "created an account" with BenzNinja.
By the way, you never did answer the question about how you "created an account" with BenzNinja.
I am in no way calling out any vendor or benzninja at all. If it sounded like it I apologize, maybe a miscommunication somewhere.
I went through his website, looked at his YouTube links that was on his channel with that AI man talking. Flashy screen and all.
Having the Xentry and other programs is nice. I don't really have much need for them, but it's nice to double check that part xyz is broken and not even Xentry can see the problem. Or xyz is fine, but misc scanners, including Xentry, say it is broke. On this forum you may get pushed into a corner where people insist you need a "certified MB specialist" to diagnose it before they will talk to you. Horse sht imo, but ninja qualifies as said expert and his lifetime service probably costs less than one trip to MB.
Btw, here's the list of things Xentry, or the MB dealer has fixed for me:
What is the unfixable problem you have?
XENTRY is a diagnostic tool, and sometimes a repair tool if the problem is electronic in nature. I have found that one of the values of XENTRY is that it includes step-by-step diagnostic procedures. It can't replace broken parts. And it's not intended to be a programming tool. But it is the standard that other scan tools are measured by.
With the BenzNinja Club you get a full suite of tools including dealer-level diagnostic tools, engineering tools, manuals, and parts catalog. All of the tools @BenzNinja will use to try to diagnose and repair any non-physical problems. And these are all applications that run natively under Windows and don't require kludgy VMs.
Beyond that, there are customizations available from BenzNinja, such as ILS activation, brake light flashing, AMG menus, enabling transmission modes, disabling ECO Start/Stop, etc. Of course, some of these things can be done with some third-party scanners, but not all. And, if you don't know what you are doing, you can easily brick a controller.
Lastly, BenzNinja is now a full-time banner advertiser on MBWorld forums.
Hope this answers some of your questions.
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It's worth it, imo. And you don't need him to play btw. You have all the software to do whatever you want, but he's there for when you're out of your depth. That may be right away, or whenever, but he's there.
You need a laptop, with Windows for him to load the software on. I suggest a new or newer laptop so years from now when you need it, it'll still work. You also need hardware to talk to the car, which I think I spent $400 on? So yes, it's adds up a bit, but compared to how much you'd spend at the dealer for misc bs, it's cheap. Plus consider things like towing to the dealer if the car won't run. Everyone thinks it's well worth it, which is what pushed me over the edge to try, and I don't regret it.
Red; yes, I bought in maybe three years ago? He's great, and the software is great, but you can't fix what you can't see and the onboard diagnostics leave a lot to be desired imo.
My first issue with my current car was was maybe two months into buying it, so off to an early start down the problem rabbit hole. This was a power issue, going from 400+hp to maybe 250, and nobody, ninja or the dealer could fix it because Xentry says nothing is wrong. If Xentry says it's good, the dealer is done, it's fixed, the end. Ninja can't do much more remotely, but he did reload the ECU once, which changed nothing. I redneck fixed it, but never found the actual problem. Since then the Keyless-Go died and Xentry says it's good, so what can a guy do? I have also collected a variety of codes that I cannot fix because nothing is actually wrong so nothing to fix.
My CLK had P0400, if I recall correctly, but the EGR worked perfectly. There is no EGR sensor so it was guessing, and guessing wrong. I couldn't figure it out so I took it to the dealer. They gave up and returned the car, which I drove dirty for maybe four or so years.
ML320 would die when put in gear, until warmed up. Dealer gave up and returned the car. I redneck fixed it but never found the problem.
ML55, again, misc issues which I can't remember, but I do recall the dealer sending it back, not fixed.
I had an older E class, but I forget what it's deal was, and sold as a parts car.
My E350 had a variety of issues, and classic CEL preventing smog cert. I've since forgotten because I started hating the car and lost interest. I traded it in with all it's issues.
If I were to brick an ecu I could probably fix it in a few minutes. If not, I have a spare in the trunk ready to go :p
You mentioned flashing brake lights, so I have to comment how much I HATE those F-ing things. Everyone once in a while I see some A-hole with that and it's so incredibly annoying I want to run the car off the road. All I can think of is that is one car in a sea of cars, and it's that annoying, what would it look like if everyone did that? Imo it should outlawed. When I become dictator it will be on my list
Vote for me!
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Vote for me!The flashing brake lights are an existing factory function that just needs to be enabled. You could probably do it with something like the LAUNCH Creader, but I don't know if more than one module needs to be changed. So, that's why I had him do it for me. On Mercedes, they only flash when going above 35 mph and coming to a sudden stop -- borderline the ABS activating. They do not flash with normal driving and stopping.
You're right that if every car had flashing brake lights every time someone touched their brake pedal it would lose its effectiveness, not to mention the potential for causing an epilepsy event in some people.
A smog fix for my car, thanks to error codes and CEL, is loading the ecu data from three years ago before it started collecting error codes. Nothing that actually affects smog, but the default rule is any CEL is a fail. So I load the old file, which is clean, and drive straight to the smog station before it goes south. If I had that option on my older cars, like the CLK, I would've been able to smog it. Instead I drove it for about 4 years unregistered.
The ML 350 fix was feeding the intake with hot air from the ex manifold. Whatever the reason, air temp was the problem and that was the fix.
I recall a few things with the ML55, but I can't remember the fixes since it's been too long. Left front brake, the shifter electronics and some electronic issue with the big black box by the brake booster.
Then a ton of redneck fixes on non-MB cars since I was 16. My truck is about 80% by weight rednecked, meaning about 20% is oem. It has Toyota, Chevy, Ford and Mopar parts, plus a bunch is aftermarket and a bunch I made myself.
My next redneck fix is manual thermostat heater control because my "new" stat runs ~15F hotter and it's super annoying imo. I don't think it's hotter than stock, I think the oem unit ran 15F cooler, for whatever reason. The control for it is in the ecu somewhere, but apparently nobody knows where, so that means I'll go manual control. Rather than cut the wire to the heater, I ordered a new plug for it. Eta inna week or so. Then I should be able to dial it in to a set #F I want and it should also stop the temp fluctuating all over the place. It's that or I make an old school stat fit in there, which is on the table but it's more work.
From what I've read, my brake lights don't flash, ever, but it will trigger the hazard lights if you brake hard enough from xx speed to zero? I think it was >35 to 0? I've never triggered it, but I rarely brake hard all the way to a stop, which I think is a prerequisite? I'll try to remember to see if I can trigger it next week. Hopefully it's broke, or I can disable it. I hate features like that.
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