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Old 04-28-2024, 10:30 AM
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Strange denzians of the car wash...."ya aint got spor moe"

So, I am washing the car - the stereotypical old guy driving a station wagon. The hood is popped (I always clean the underside, a clean underside is a key to a good life).

Some kids are cleaning their "Window Sticker, coffee can exhaust, fin wearing" Acura (of what ever model). Kid comes over, looks at my engine and says "Man, ya painted your brakes red on this car and it not even the spor moe car". So, I look over and say "huh"?

"Yeah, ya gots rims and painted the brake red, but there is another version of this car dats got spor moe and DAT is a fass cah, shame"...and shaking his head takes some of the drying towels from my car cleaning spot and goes back to his (buddies?) Acura to help clean the car.....

So, few things I know for a Sunday AM....the kids cant be all that bad as it was 9am and they were not in bed "recovering". They take some pride in the Acura.....and, I need to get me a car with "Spor Moe".....
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Maybe if he knew your oil solenoid was unplugged he would give you more street cred, scratch that, "moe streeh creh"

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One thing I love about tuners(and by love, I mean hate), is that they are so loud, that it automatically makes them fast. But then the noise takes so long to fade. What does it all mean?
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One thing I love about tuners(and by love, I mean hate), is that they are so loud, that it automatically makes them fast. But then the noise takes so long to fade. What does it all mean?
how can they exist in a silent world of EV's with sub 2 second 0-60's???? Where software updates over WiFi add 100hp.... The horror of it all
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Well, that did of course require a wire to go from the bag phone to the rear window. Currently, I think that the highest gain of HP is thanks to MASSIVE negative camber on all four wheels...


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Well, that did of course require a wire to go from the bag phone to the rear window...
No, I mean the fake cell phone antenna.

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