Another drag race, and another chance to see a W211 E55 AMG beat a big-bad American straight-line performer at its own game.

Any time a conversation moves to the Sprinter van, my ears perk up. If that conversation moves to a Sprinter van track battle, a lot more than my ears perk up.

Between your next breath and the year 2020, Mercedes-Benz will introduce 19 new models. Eight of those cars will be redesigns, and the other 11 are plopping M-B into new territory. This Mercedes-Benz C-Class Convertible is one of the cars assisting with the plopping.

This happens every time I watch a Mercedes-Benz race a Mustang. The Mercedes says goodbye to the starting line like a player leaving the scene of a one-night stand. The Mustang leaves the starting line screaming and protesting like someone being arrested on an episode of “Cops”.

Like lingerie falling to the floor of a cheap motel room in Atlanta on a humid evening, the W205 Mercedes-Benz C63 AMG wagon continues to strip for us with heightened motivation.

Somehow Weistec Engineering has figured out a way to fire bullets without using guns. You can see an example of that when you watch the Mercedes-Benz CLK63 AMG Black Series blast down the quarter-mile, through your heart, and into the record books after the jump.

MBWorld forum members are calling this Benz’s bluff. Drake at DLMphotos, the person who posted this video to YouTube, claims this Mercedes-Benz CLS63 AMG is blowing 900 horsepower out its ass end. The guys on the forum beg to differ. Either way, this video offers a lot of burnout for the money.