This Russian G63 knockoff is called a Makar, and it is perhaps the most ridiculous automobile on the planet, powered by vodka and the tears of children.

This is how to make a G63 6×6 look darn right elegant, and, dare we say, practical.

Mercedes has finally dropped the curtain on the new 4×4 version of the company’s 6×6 version of the 4×4 G63. Don’t worry, we’ll explain everything.

This isn’t some Michael Bay “Transformers” shoot, or the start of a crazy “Jay Leno’s Garage,” or even the new trailer for the next “Fast and Furious.” This short film was made by, wait for it, the Dubai Police Department.

Here we have one of the best videos we’ve found that showcases the Brabus 6×6; the badass big brother to the Mercedes G63. Just listen to this beast roar when it drowns out a Ferrari 458 Italia.

To celebrate their own ostentatiousness, Brabus has decided that what the G63 6×6 needs isn’t two less wheels, but rather Red Carbon Fiber on some of the exterior surfaces of the massive truck.

I’m going to tell you right now that I’ve got almost nothing in common with these guys. However, like them, I have a weird love of the G63 and the need to get it dirty.