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A Mexican woodpecker and a Canadian woodpecker were in Mexico arguing about which country had the toughest trees. The Mexican woodpecker claimed Mexico had a tree that no woodpecker could peck.
The Canadian woodpecker accepted his challenge and promptly pecked a hole in the tree with no problem. The Mexican woodpecker was amazed.
The Canadian woodpecker then challenged the Mexican woodpecker to peck a
tree in Canada that was absolutely 'impeckable' (a term frequently used by
woodpeckers ). The Mexican woodpecker expressed confidence that he could do it and accepted the challenge.
The two of them flew to Canada where the Mexican woodpecker successfully
pecked the so-called 'impeckable' tree almost without breaking a sweat.
Both woodpeckers were now terribly confused. How is it that the Canadian
woodpecker was able to peck the Mexican tree, and the Mexican woodpecker was able to peck the Canadian tree, yet neither was able to peck the tree in
their own country?
After much woodpecker pondering, they both came to the same conclusion:
Apparently, Tiger Woods was right, when he said, your pecker gets harder
when you're away from home!
The Canadian woodpecker accepted his challenge and promptly pecked a hole in the tree with no problem. The Mexican woodpecker was amazed.
The Canadian woodpecker then challenged the Mexican woodpecker to peck a
tree in Canada that was absolutely 'impeckable' (a term frequently used by
woodpeckers ). The Mexican woodpecker expressed confidence that he could do it and accepted the challenge.
The two of them flew to Canada where the Mexican woodpecker successfully
pecked the so-called 'impeckable' tree almost without breaking a sweat.
Both woodpeckers were now terribly confused. How is it that the Canadian
woodpecker was able to peck the Mexican tree, and the Mexican woodpecker was able to peck the Canadian tree, yet neither was able to peck the tree in
their own country?
After much woodpecker pondering, they both came to the same conclusion:
Apparently, Tiger Woods was right, when he said, your pecker gets harder
when you're away from home!
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Tiger Woods is the best golfer in the World!
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No doubt! Originally Posted by Spec_Davis
Tiger Woods is the best golfer in the World!
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"Nobody else in the world is better at getting their ***** out of a trap"
-S. COLBERT
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I love Tiger too, this video explains the how, what, who, when and why of Tiger. Please give it a view, then you should be able to understand him a little better.
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/a48...am-tiger-woods
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/a48...am-tiger-woods
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-S. COLBERT
Originally Posted by TB5...
"Nobody else in the world is better at getting their ***** out of a trap"-S. COLBERT
^^
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Originally Posted by Spec_Davis
Tiger Woods is the best golfer in the World!
Yes....and in the course of history and the hopes and dreams of human civilization, we all know how incredibly vital it is to hit a small ball with a stick.
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