How to burn out

Then, learn how much tires cost. And why burning out is retarded.
But if you absolutely must impress your homies, then go into dyno mode. And make sure you tell daddy the reason why he needs new tires.
not bad advice , at 17 i was same way he was .. Maybe his daddy can afford new tires , Just make sure daddy has good full coverage insurance and let daddy know to take out some sort of life insurance policy . God forbid he ever needs it though
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any 17 year old knows they can just google "how to burn out"...
please....gtfo. sick of seeing this crap on here
Last edited by jturkel; Aug 28, 2010 at 03:19 AM.
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I am sure a Burnout its not worth the trouble and time.
If you want to have fun with your car Get FULL Insurance coverage then take it to the Track. I am sure many members would agree with this one.
In all honesty, I'm not familiar enough with an E55 to know that you don't need to turn the nannies completely off for a burnout. On my CL, the stern German nanny under the dashboard won't let me burn out unless I'm in dyno mode.
If I just turn off the ESP, the nanny chokes the engine to the point where it wants to fall on its face, as soon as the tires start losing traction.
Hence, the dyno mode recommendation.
If I just turn off the ESP, the nanny chokes the engine to the point where it wants to fall on its face, as soon as the tires start losing traction.
Hence, the dyno mode recommendation.
And who purchased all the tires in our size? most 255/30/16 are on back order in the US. Ended up with Eagle F1's.
was somewhat of a sorry burnout compared to things ive done before but to the op, this is how its done
I am sure a Burnout its not worth the trouble and time.
If you want to have fun with your car Get FULL Insurance coverage then take it to the Track. I am sure many members would agree with this one.

there is ESP on (default)
ESP Off (still kicks in with some wheelspin)
and Dyno Mode (nothing kicks in...ever)
all three do different things...thus, all three have different names.....you know, to like, distinguish between the three






