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Old 10-27-2009, 06:43 PM
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Does our car have sex repairing paint?

I read someone's post the other day and was wondering if this was the case? I can't quote the post because I forgot where it was posted.
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haha....here we go
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yes, it's called condom nano paint....
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yes, it's called condom nano paint....


I don't even get what the OP is trying to get at here, but it's just hilarious.
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I like to keep my sex working so it dosen't need repair.
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My car has it.

Doesn't everyone's?

Seriously though, I think bushburninc63 meant "self-repairing paint". That little Freudian slip is a clear indication of where our young OP's mind's at.

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Yes, if you have sex on your car and it gets scratched up, it will repair itself. One of the many features of the C63 and its special version of Mercedes-Benzes "Nano Paint"..... They call it "Nanosex Paint".
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Yes, if you have sex on your car and it gets scratched up, it will repair itself. One of the many features of the C63 and its special version of Mercedes-Benzes "Nano Paint"..... They call it "Nanosex Paint".
ive noticed this...i think its part of the performance package though...
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ive noticed this...i think its part of the performance package though...
To get the most out of the performance package I'm running a 50 shot of Cialis. I do worry sometimes though that the performance package will last longer than four hours.
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To get the most out of the performance package I'm running a 50 shot of Cialis. I do worry sometimes though that the performance package will last longer than four hours.
i have actually read about your concern. if the 50 shot of Cialis results in the performance package lasting longer than four hours, it may result in an unsafe drop in fuel pressure, a dangerous condition, and you should consult your local auto mechanic or dealership.
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Eh, depends what color is your car...

If you have silver, black, red..... anything except for white...

You will have a problem

If you have white...

YOU ARE GOOD
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i have actually read about your concern. if the 50 shot of Cialis results in the performance package lasting longer than four hours, it may result in an unsafe drop in fuel pressure, a dangerous condition, and you should consult your local auto mechanic or dealership.
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To get the most out of the performance package I'm running a 50 shot of Cialis. I do worry sometimes though that the performance package will last longer than four hours.
Cialis is the knockoff...i only use the premium fuel...VIAGRA
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Not much of a sex repairing car this one is. If you are broke, sexually speaking, this is not the best car. It is more a dick magnet. Try a Lambo.. or even some SLK...
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Not much of a sex repairing car this one is. If you are broke, sexually speaking, this is not the best car. It is more a dick magnet. Try a Lambo.. or even some SLK...
True. My friend always says he gets no female love from his M3 (at least no more-so than a regular 3-Series), but when he drives his moms "regular" SL550 (no AMG package, etc.), he gets much more attention from the girls.

The Nanosex indeed does seem to be a part of a performance package. M-B is never one to give off too much as Standard equipment.

.... One thing that should come with many of their models though, are CONDOMS or birth-control, to prevent reproduction.
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Originally Posted by SebringSilver
My car has it.

Doesn't everyone's?

Seriously though, I think bushburninc63 meant "self-repairing paint". That little Freudian slip is a clear indication of where our young OP's mind's at.

to myself. SebringSilver has it right, it was a major Freudian slip. hahahahaha. I mean to say self-repairing paint. Sorry for the error, it gave me a good *** laugh though.
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Haha, hilarious.

In seriousness though, are you serious with self repairing paint? Like where did you hear that? That doesn't seem realistic or possible at all to me.
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I would like to understand the physics/dynamics of such a paint? Funny stuff in this forum
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I would like to understand the physics/dynamics of such a paint? Funny stuff in this forum
PM Vraa. I'm sure he will have some kind of crazy explanation for something as ludicrous sounding haha
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Originally Posted by K-A
Haha, hilarious.

In seriousness though, are you serious with self repairing paint? Like where did you hear that? That doesn't seem realistic or possible at all to me.
It is. Nissan has it. If I'm not mistaken, I've seen this discussed here before. I'll see if I can find it.

EDIT: Guess it wasn't this site.

http://www.autoblog.com/2009/03/13/r...ed-by-the-sun/

http://www.autoblog.com/2005/12/02/n...pairing-paint/

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