Sometimes I just don't understand how stupid some people are...

So true, but also understated!
I unfortunately believe that there are more than just a "few" idiots out there - this past election said a lot in that regard lol
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Coming home late one night from the bar with a date
I turned into the road where I lived in Miami.
As I drove past a pedestrian crossing, two punks on skateboards took it upon themselves to throw rocks at my car (Lexus SC300 aka BLACK ICE)
As soon I felt the rocks hit my door panel, I saw the two kids laughing at me. I immediately did a u turn and hunted them down. I jumped the curb in my lexus and drove on the grass to catch them. I stopped the car and went after them on foot, they were on their skateboards and they managed to jump the dumptser wall at the local Walgreens. I was so angry. The manager of Walgreens came out to tell me he busted those kids for shoplifting and called the cops. I was going to wait for them to show up to make a report.
I talked to the cops and gave them a description and then drove home. A block away I came to a full stop from a alleyway. As I pulled out, I could see the two *******s coming my way munching on the candy they stolen from Walgreens. I turned the lights out/car off and waited for the stupid kid to approach my car. As soon as he came within a couple feet, I opened the door and knocked him right to the ground. He fell off his skateboard. He immediately cried “Don’t hurt me”. I gave him the nastiest look, his buddy was coming down the sidewalk and when he saw me he nearly crapped his pants. As he got off his skateboard and ran the other way.
With the kid on the ground begging for mercy, I grabbed his skateboard and said…..”This is mine now, MotherF***er!” . I smashed it against the sidewalk and broke it in half to which he replied ”Dood, Come on my mom bought me that for my Bahmitzvah”. My date got pissed bc they were kids and said I overeacted. Cut my losses and she went home
After parking the car, I got my mail and saw the cops down the road had caught up with them because I forced the one kid to walk home.
I gave him back his skateboard in pieces and said “Thanks for ruining my night Punk! How do you know if I didn’t have a gun on me? How do you know if I wasn’t going to put a bullet in your ***?” Cops agreed and told them they were lucky it didn’t escalate.
There was scratches to my car which I buffed out the next morning. I still see the kid in the mall at the food court and he always walks away.
Street behind my house, but in my sub-division, two li'l boys were playing on the curb. As I passed them, they threw 2 li'l pebbles on the GTO. I stopped as the stones hit the car and they started to get up and run. This is when I did a massive burnout length of 5 houses - but the li'l punks had disappeared into the open garage by then.
Keeping an eye out on those.
This was in the GTO.
Coming home late one night from the bar with a date
I turned into the road where I lived in Miami.
As I drove past a pedestrian crossing, two punks on skateboards took it upon themselves to throw rocks at my car (Lexus SC300 aka BLACK ICE)
As soon I felt the rocks hit my door panel, I saw the two kids laughing at me. I immediately did a u turn and hunted them down. I jumped the curb in my lexus and drove on the grass to catch them. I stopped the car and went after them on foot, they were on their skateboards and they managed to jump the dumptser wall at the local Walgreens. I was so angry. The manager of Walgreens came out to tell me he busted those kids for shoplifting and called the cops. I was going to wait for them to show up to make a report.
I talked to the cops and gave them a description and then drove home. A block away I came to a full stop from a alleyway. As I pulled out, I could see the two *******s coming my way munching on the candy they stolen from Walgreens. I turned the lights out/car off and waited for the stupid kid to approach my car. As soon as he came within a couple feet, I opened the door and knocked him right to the ground. He fell off his skateboard. He immediately cried “Don’t hurt me”. I gave him the nastiest look, his buddy was coming down the sidewalk and when he saw me he nearly crapped his pants. As he got off his skateboard and ran the other way.
With the kid on the ground begging for mercy, I grabbed his skateboard and said…..”This is mine now, MotherF***er!” . I smashed it against the sidewalk and broke it in half to which he replied ”Dood, Come on my mom bought me that for my Bahmitzvah”. My date got pissed bc they were kids and said I overeacted. Cut my losses and she went home
After parking the car, I got my mail and saw the cops down the road had caught up with them because I forced the one kid to walk home.
I gave him back his skateboard in pieces and said “Thanks for ruining my night Punk! How do you know if I didn’t have a gun on me? How do you know if I wasn’t going to put a bullet in your ***?” Cops agreed and told them they were lucky it didn’t escalate.
There was scratches to my car which I buffed out the next morning. I still see the kid in the mall at the food court and he always walks away.
Nice One, A Man After My Own Heart ,
Lots of incidents...
https://www.google.com/search?q=rock...ient=firefox-a
Lots of incidents...
https://www.google.com/search?q=rock...ient=firefox-a
I Think You Mean, Castration !










