hyperion667

Heads: hello.....

I wanted to share a story although hesitent due to feeling dumb about it:

I'm sweeping beside my house Monday night when a car pulls in my driveway...thought it might have been a friend by the sound of the engine.....but then I hear it rev and back up......then WACK...
into my rear bumper at oh, maybe 5 miles an hour...........I think the dolt was trying to rev it up to try and peel into the back of my car......
with no success.......

I run to the car and of course ask what they're doing.........
apparently I pissed someone off somewhere because some 'little' man said "take that *****"..........and drove away!

I stood there flabbergasted.....didn't make the plate, barely made out the car, this was right after 9pm
I went to examine my car for damamge......and there is NONE!!!! there was a smear but it buffed right out!!!

LOL............
Mercedes Benz: 1
old 80's white trash mobile: 0

that bumper is as solid as they come!!
just wanted to share about the durabilty at a low speed collision...
I never caught the jackass either. but I will be scanning the streets for the car.....

Ctrl+alt+Elite

Dang it... i gotta leave more room to pick up speed next time

newyorktoLA

My sister in law backed up into my GL's front bumper; not a scratch

hyperion667

LOL, thanx pal...that rover/plow would have surely done me in

awesome huh? and solid... you could have played that one for a couple of days eh? these bumpers are stiff under that plastic.....anyone have a picture beneath the bumper?

chrisvr6

Best story i heard in a while? Lol

hyperion667

well is the best story or not mr lexus? 'lol'

ttoE550

As you posted in an earlier thread, it was easy for him to find you because w212's are so rare where you live. He'd never know which one was you if you lived here!

Thought of you today: Today, coming into the entrance of my subdivision, there were 3 w212's driving in a row (including mine) -- a white one sandwiched by two black ones. There are only about 60 houses in my subdivision.

hyperion667

wow, a 212 parade? awesome!

220S

Count yourself lucky. In LA they don't mess with your car. That's too much effort. Instead they just shoot you. No playing around here, just direct and to the point.

hyperion667

I have considered the many alternatives, you're right.....

reckrab

I've got a feeling some of the "good ol' boys" down there aren't above taking you out and burrying you in the swamp!

Here's hoping the retard doesn't come back for seconds

hyperion667

there's still that 5% of me that wants him to come back.......
but yes......seconds at this point would be to his detriment.....

thanx for the post

ImInPA

Perhaps in the new one, you will be going too fast for him to have kept up with you and discover where you live.

hyperion667

I can go too fast for them to keep up now,