Joyeauto Carplay dongle Contest (won't work with MBUX)
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Joyeauto Carplay dongle Contest (won't work with MBUX)
Contest: I bought a wireless car play adapter from Joyeauto. However it doesn't work with my MBUX car. I emailed them and they do not answer.
If you have a car that has wired Carplay and your car has Comand then I'm happy to send it to you for free..
Why do I call it a contest? If you want this unit please share a joke. Whoever gets the most likes for his/her joke in the next 3 days gets the unit.
Keep in mind the real joke is on me because I bought a unit that does not work!!
( If nobody posts a joke I will still give it away to somebody who wants it. I do not want it to go to waste)
thanks
phil
PS: in keeping with the sprit here is my joke:
Phil walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and says to the bartender I bet a $100. that the Parrot can recite the Gettysburg address. The bartender responds you’re on.
Phil implores the parrot to begin reciting. The parrot remains silent. After 10 minutes the bartender politely ask for the $100. Phil pays then storms out without finishing his drink. Outside Phil berates the parrot for not doing his job. The parrot replies”Don’t be a fool Phil! Think of the odds we will get next time.”
If you have a car that has wired Carplay and your car has Comand then I'm happy to send it to you for free..
Why do I call it a contest? If you want this unit please share a joke. Whoever gets the most likes for his/her joke in the next 3 days gets the unit.
Keep in mind the real joke is on me because I bought a unit that does not work!!
( If nobody posts a joke I will still give it away to somebody who wants it. I do not want it to go to waste)
thanks
phil
PS: in keeping with the sprit here is my joke:
Phil walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and says to the bartender I bet a $100. that the Parrot can recite the Gettysburg address. The bartender responds you’re on.
Phil implores the parrot to begin reciting. The parrot remains silent. After 10 minutes the bartender politely ask for the $100. Phil pays then storms out without finishing his drink. Outside Phil berates the parrot for not doing his job. The parrot replies”Don’t be a fool Phil! Think of the odds we will get next time.”
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Contest: I bought a wireless car play adapter from Joyeauto. However it doesn't work with my MBUX car. I emailed them and they do not answer.
If you have a car that has wired Carplay and your car has Comand then I'm happy to send it to you for free..
Why do I call it a contest? If you want this unit please share a joke. Whoever gets the most likes for his/her joke in the next 3 days gets the unit.
Keep in mind the real joke is on me because I bought a unit that does not work!!
( If nobody posts a joke I will still give it away to somebody who wants it. I do not want it to go to waste)
thanks
phil
PS: in keeping with the sprit here is my joke:
Phil walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and says to the bartender I bet a $100. that the Parrot can recite the Gettysburg address. The bartender responds you’re on.
Phil implores the parrot to begin reciting. The parrot remains silent. After 10 minutes the bartender politely ask for the $100. Phil pays then storms out without finishing his drink. Outside Phil berates the parrot for not doing his job. The parrot replies”Don’t be a fool Phil! Think of the odds we will get next time.”
If you have a car that has wired Carplay and your car has Comand then I'm happy to send it to you for free..
Why do I call it a contest? If you want this unit please share a joke. Whoever gets the most likes for his/her joke in the next 3 days gets the unit.
Keep in mind the real joke is on me because I bought a unit that does not work!!
( If nobody posts a joke I will still give it away to somebody who wants it. I do not want it to go to waste)
thanks
phil
PS: in keeping with the sprit here is my joke:
Phil walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and says to the bartender I bet a $100. that the Parrot can recite the Gettysburg address. The bartender responds you’re on.
Phil implores the parrot to begin reciting. The parrot remains silent. After 10 minutes the bartender politely ask for the $100. Phil pays then storms out without finishing his drink. Outside Phil berates the parrot for not doing his job. The parrot replies”Don’t be a fool Phil! Think of the odds we will get next time.”
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Contest: I bought a wireless car play adapter from Joyeauto. However it doesn't work with my MBUX car. I emailed them and they do not answer.
If you have a car that has wired Carplay and your car has Comand then I'm happy to send it to you for free..
Why do I call it a contest? If you want this unit please share a joke. Whoever gets the most likes for his/her joke in the next 3 days gets the unit.
Keep in mind the real joke is on me because I bought a unit that does not work!!
( If nobody posts a joke I will still give it away to somebody who wants it. I do not want it to go to waste)
thanks
phil
PS: in keeping with the sprit here is my joke:
Phil walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and says to the bartender I bet a $100. that the Parrot can recite the Gettysburg address. The bartender responds you’re on.
Phil implores the parrot to begin reciting. The parrot remains silent. After 10 minutes the bartender politely ask for the $100. Phil pays then storms out without finishing his drink. Outside Phil berates the parrot for not doing his job. The parrot replies”Don’t be a fool Phil! Think of the odds we will get next time.”
If you have a car that has wired Carplay and your car has Comand then I'm happy to send it to you for free..
Why do I call it a contest? If you want this unit please share a joke. Whoever gets the most likes for his/her joke in the next 3 days gets the unit.
Keep in mind the real joke is on me because I bought a unit that does not work!!
( If nobody posts a joke I will still give it away to somebody who wants it. I do not want it to go to waste)
thanks
phil
PS: in keeping with the sprit here is my joke:
Phil walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and says to the bartender I bet a $100. that the Parrot can recite the Gettysburg address. The bartender responds you’re on.
Phil implores the parrot to begin reciting. The parrot remains silent. After 10 minutes the bartender politely ask for the $100. Phil pays then storms out without finishing his drink. Outside Phil berates the parrot for not doing his job. The parrot replies”Don’t be a fool Phil! Think of the odds we will get next time.”
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I thought people would vote but I guess our fellow members are busy with the holidays. I went to our sales team and they voted for the "lady on a bus" joke so Janster is the winner. Janster PM me your address and I will send the Joyeauto to you. Please lets us know if it works with Comand. thanks phil
