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Old 11-24-2021 | 07:12 PM
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"Hey Mercedes" funny phrases - Just for fun Thread

I guess many of us tried the "Hey Mercedes, tell me a joke" and got "Sorry, my engineers were German".

What did you ask her that made you smile?
Old 11-24-2021 | 07:55 PM
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A good one is always "Hey Mercedes, what do you think of (Insert Car Brand Here)" and she responds with "The same as you, otherwise you would not be sitting here."
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Old 11-24-2021 | 08:51 PM
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Not exactly the funny kind but...
(the driver driving that vehicle asked) "Hey Mercedes, how you like my outfit " "I would say: A very nice exterior"
"Hey Mercedes, what's your favourite clothing? "I'm into cylinders"
"Hey Mercedes, what do you think of BMW?" "They are nice, I like seeing them in the rearview mirror" OR "Good friends from Bavaria"
Old 11-25-2021 | 09:31 PM
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The word “horsies” activates the voice commands. I think that’s pretty funny.
Old 11-26-2021 | 01:23 PM
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For fun, ask what is the Black Lives Matter movement. It goes on for a very long time with detailed descriptions. Interesting that it has access to such databases
Old 11-28-2021 | 10:36 AM
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Try, "Hey Mercedes" ...... "Tell me ANOTHER joke". I think we have heard 15 or more different jokes that way.
Old 11-28-2021 | 04:53 PM
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I try to make her understand an address, then eventually give up and say " Hey Mercedes, **** you".
Old 11-28-2021 | 07:17 PM
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Once I accidentally set of Hey Mercedes right when I was telling my husband, “I love you”, and Hey Mercedes answered me back with “I love you too”!
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Old 12-01-2021 | 05:57 PM
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I was hoping "Hey Benz" works since it's 2 less syllables. "Hey Mercedes" is just so mouthful.
Old 12-01-2021 | 06:03 PM
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Originally Posted by djer
I was hoping "Hey Benz" works since it's 2 less syllables. "Hey Mercedes" is just so mouthful.
I use the button on the steering wheel for it most if not all the time. Much faster and more reliable.
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Old 12-01-2021 | 08:16 PM
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Originally Posted by js_cls
I use the button on the steering wheel for it most if not all the time. Much faster and more reliable.
Good idea and probably better to disable the "Hey Mercedes" voice activation as well so it isn't always listening plus interrupting conversations incase it suddenly misheard certain phrases as "Hey Mercedes".
Old 12-02-2021 | 01:36 AM
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Originally Posted by W205C43PFL
Good idea and probably better to disable the "Hey Mercedes" voice activation as well so it isn't always listening plus interrupting conversations incase it suddenly misheard certain phrases as "Hey Mercedes".
That was quite the topic in the early media coverage, and that was my experience in my 2020.
​​​​​​ However our new 2021 doesn't have that sensitivity. It seems to have been softwared out, and it's much improved in that regard.
Old 12-02-2021 | 11:26 AM
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I just say "Mercedes (and the command)" without pause and it works fine. No need to do a two step process.
"Mercedes I'm cold" and it raises the heat.
"Mercedes I'm hungry" and it displays the closest places to eat.
And my favorite: "Mercedes I'm thirsty" and it displays local bars! I love this car LOL

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Old 12-02-2021 | 12:30 PM
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Originally Posted by mikapen
That was quite the topic in the early media coverage, and that was my experience in my 2020.
​​​​​​ However our new 2021 doesn't have that sensitivity. It seems to have been softwared out, and it's much improved in that regard.
Good to know.
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Originally Posted by js_cls
I use the button on the steering wheel for it most if not all the time. Much faster and more reliable.
Cal me tupid but where is the button on the steering wheel?
Old 12-02-2021 | 04:31 PM
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Cal me tupid but where is the button on the steering wheel?
never mind- I found it
Old 12-02-2021 | 06:09 PM
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Originally Posted by Lucky 777
I just say "Mercedes (and the command)" without pause and it works fine. No need to do a two step process.
"Mercedes I'm cold" and it raises the heat.
"Mercedes I'm hungry" and it displays the closest places to eat.
And my favorite: "Mercedes I'm thirsty" and it displays local bars! I love this car LOL
I’ve found the same thing, in fact if you start talking while she’s asking what you’d like to do she stops and listens. But on our car she doesn’t seem to like my voice, my wife gets her first time but I often have to say it more than once before she responds. The button is much faster.
Old 12-02-2021 | 06:14 PM
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It is certainly a nice button to have, I used it all the time to activate LINGUATRONIC when "Hey Mercedes" wasn't a thing yet glad they kept the button and not force you to use "Hey Mercedes"
Old 12-03-2021 | 09:37 PM
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Originally Posted by djer
I was hoping "Hey Benz" works since it's 2 less syllables. "Hey Mercedes" is just so mouthful.
That’s where “horsies” solves your problem 😛
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Old 12-26-2021 | 08:11 PM
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I asked today:
Hey Mercedes, can you fly?
Mercedes: Did you order this extra?

Here’s another one I tried,
Hey Mercedes, tell me a joke
Mercedes: Sorry I’m busy looking at the road

She’s hilarious

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