"Hey Mercedes" funny phrases - Just for fun Thread
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"Hey Mercedes" funny phrases - Just for fun Thread
I guess many of us tried the "Hey Mercedes, tell me a joke" and got "Sorry, my engineers were German".
What did you ask her that made you smile?
What did you ask her that made you smile?
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Not exactly the funny kind but...
(the driver driving that vehicle asked) "Hey Mercedes, how you like my outfit " "I would say: A very nice exterior"
"Hey Mercedes, what's your favourite clothing? "I'm into cylinders"
"Hey Mercedes, what do you think of BMW?" "They are nice, I like seeing them in the rearview mirror" OR "Good friends from Bavaria"
(the driver driving that vehicle asked) "Hey Mercedes, how you like my outfit " "I would say: A very nice exterior"
"Hey Mercedes, what's your favourite clothing? "I'm into cylinders"
"Hey Mercedes, what do you think of BMW?" "They are nice, I like seeing them in the rearview mirror" OR "Good friends from Bavaria"
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Good idea and probably better to disable the "Hey Mercedes" voice activation as well so it isn't always listening plus interrupting conversations incase it suddenly misheard certain phrases as "Hey Mercedes".
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However our new 2021 doesn't have that sensitivity. It seems to have been softwared out, and it's much improved in that regard.
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I just say "Mercedes (and the command)" without pause and it works fine. No need to do a two step process.
"Mercedes I'm cold" and it raises the heat.
"Mercedes I'm hungry" and it displays the closest places to eat.
And my favorite: "Mercedes I'm thirsty" and it displays local bars! I love this car LOL
"Mercedes I'm cold" and it raises the heat.
"Mercedes I'm hungry" and it displays the closest places to eat.
And my favorite: "Mercedes I'm thirsty" and it displays local bars! I love this car LOL
Last edited by Lucky 777; 12-02-2021 at 11:29 AM.
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I just say "Mercedes (and the command)" without pause and it works fine. No need to do a two step process.
"Mercedes I'm cold" and it raises the heat.
"Mercedes I'm hungry" and it displays the closest places to eat.
And my favorite: "Mercedes I'm thirsty" and it displays local bars! I love this car LOL
"Mercedes I'm cold" and it raises the heat.
"Mercedes I'm hungry" and it displays the closest places to eat.
And my favorite: "Mercedes I'm thirsty" and it displays local bars! I love this car LOL
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It is certainly a nice button to have, I used it all the time to activate LINGUATRONIC when "Hey Mercedes" wasn't a thing yet glad they kept the button and not force you to use "Hey Mercedes"
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I asked today:
Hey Mercedes, can you fly?
Mercedes: Did you order this extra?
Here’s another one I tried,
Hey Mercedes, tell me a joke
Mercedes: Sorry I’m busy looking at the road
She’s hilarious
Hey Mercedes, can you fly?
Mercedes: Did you order this extra?
Here’s another one I tried,
Hey Mercedes, tell me a joke
Mercedes: Sorry I’m busy looking at the road
She’s hilarious
Last edited by Amaky; 12-26-2021 at 08:13 PM.