Some damn bird keeps ****ting on my GLK!

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Jan 8, 2010 | 12:12 PM
  #1  
It's friggin minus 20 here in Edmonton... WTF is this bird doing?

I should have bought my GLK in "Bird**** Brown" cause it sure is obvious on Obsidian Black!
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Jan 8, 2010 | 12:21 PM
  #2  
Probably an Audi fan.........
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Jan 8, 2010 | 01:14 PM
  #3  
Sure to offend bird lovers, but that is what small weapons are for...

I had the same problem for some time, then placed a plastic owl nearby and... problem solved.

I just moved it around once in a while, but now those birds no longer dive bomb my vehicles.
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Jan 8, 2010 | 03:31 PM
  #4  
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLdcGSRHaaY


Now that would be an option I'd buy!
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Jan 8, 2010 | 03:36 PM
  #5  
Quote: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLdcGSRHaaY
ahahahah

Andy
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Jan 9, 2010 | 03:47 PM
  #6  
Hey, just be happy they're doing it on your car and not on you.

Unfortunately, I know from experience.
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Jan 11, 2010 | 01:14 AM
  #7  
Use this immediately
My experience was: never just remove it with water and cloth. Produce scratch mark very easily, especially on black cars.

I always spray this Bug & Tar Remover http://www.turtlewax.com/main.taf?p=2,1,4,11 on it, and let the gel stay on it for at least a minute or two. It will actually seperate the whatever from the paint, so just spary it with a powerful hose will remove it.
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Jan 11, 2010 | 01:24 AM
  #8  
thats a great commercial
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