2005 S65 Vs 2005 F430 Vs 2005 M3 Vs 1994 Sl500!!!
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I almost missed your little addition......
Originally Posted by MGV156
Ricker.... Shut the F*** up already!!! If you hate reading Red's race stories so much, why even bother opening the link??
If you don't like, hate, reading my posts then it works both ways DIP****!!
Have a great weekend newbie
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Originally Posted by Lexani
.... 
Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!
"And on tonights show-- did you really race that guy or are you full of ****!? Please welcome our first guest, Redmongoose."
(appluase)
"Welcome to the show, Red."
"Thanks Jerry."
"So Red, whats the problem?"
"Well Jerry, I keep racing these awesome cars and post the stories online, and this one guy, thericker55, is a stupid ****-faced donkey and keeps saying I didn't!"
"Mhmm..."
"And, well you know, I just want it to stop."
"Well, Red, we have suprise for you, thericker55, as it were, is backstage and he heard everything you just said-- with subtitles, so he now knows you cant SPELL!"
(without any warning thericker comes on stage-- 'boos' following. He angrly gets in Red's face; Steve stands up and gets in between them.)
(Thericker; anger creeps in his tone)
"You idiot-- you're 17! How dare you say you've raced those vehicles before I!? You ****in' twerp ****in ***** *** ****er!"
"What!? Who are you to tell me who I've raced an who I haven't! I have pictures! Jerry put them on the widescreen!"
"Well, lets calm down, Ricker, what do you say to these pictures?"
(Pictures appear on the widescreen; audience muttering)
(one audience member wearing a "NOTKTS" shirt stands up.)
"Those are googilzed!"
(Red takes this as a direct challenge)
"What!? I just got a new camera you imbecile!"
(Another member with a Lexani shirt, stands up and runs infront of the camera before anyfurther event develops)
(Whispering to the camera; hysterical and oblivous to whats going on)
"Its that F16. That punk, he cant be past 16... he probably doesn't even know how to accelerate in that thing."
(Jerry, although rather amused...)
"Security!"
(The "Lexani" member looks and dashes out the building yelling like a mad man before security could apprehend him.)
"Anyways, Ricker you were saying?"
"Yeah, Jerry, look at this kid. He probably cant spell, obviously isn't smart, and well... well HE's LIEING!"
"If you dont like my stories you shouldn't read them!"
(silent)
(Lost for words he barely speaks)
"Well...well you sitll cnat sepll!"
"Ricker you cant spell either man."
"What are you my teacher!? Leave my spelling out of this!"
(silence)
"Ricker, Red, Im just going to play devils advocate, why dont you two just ignore each other? Can one of you not stand knowing the other gets more respect?"
"F**k you Jerry! Red-- He cnat sepll gdomadn it! And we all know, racers onl race people my age! Not young people! WTF!?"
(Ricker takes a strike at Red and the crowd goes wild!
)
"JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!"
"Ok, we'll be right back..."
.................
"Ok, were back, and on todays show we've seen it all! 'Cept Lexani, who knows were he went, anyways, my final thought..."
(it really gets quiet)
"Wether we raced anyone or not is not really the problem here, its knowing that the person who (if) lied about it, got away with it! It hurts our ego, and we cant seem to let go, but if we tried adding that person onto our ignore list, and never hearing from them again, wouldn't that make it go away? In the end, what we dont know cant hurt us. Until next time, take care of yourselves and each other, have a good night."
(Appluase)
"And on tomorrows show, is Lexani a prodigy, or is he a poser? Join us for that special show."
Fade out.
:p
I think this can work, I mean Jerry is rigged right? Im making the call... oh and *disclaimer* I remain nuetral and anxiously await episode two.
Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!
"And on tonights show-- did you really race that guy or are you full of ****!? Please welcome our first guest, Redmongoose."
(appluase)
"Welcome to the show, Red."
"Thanks Jerry."
"So Red, whats the problem?"
"Well Jerry, I keep racing these awesome cars and post the stories online, and this one guy, thericker55, is a stupid ****-faced donkey and keeps saying I didn't!"
"Mhmm..."
"And, well you know, I just want it to stop."
"Well, Red, we have suprise for you, thericker55, as it were, is backstage and he heard everything you just said-- with subtitles, so he now knows you cant SPELL!"
(without any warning thericker comes on stage-- 'boos' following. He angrly gets in Red's face; Steve stands up and gets in between them.)
(Thericker; anger creeps in his tone)
"You idiot-- you're 17! How dare you say you've raced those vehicles before I!? You ****in' twerp ****in ***** *** ****er!"
"What!? Who are you to tell me who I've raced an who I haven't! I have pictures! Jerry put them on the widescreen!"
"Well, lets calm down, Ricker, what do you say to these pictures?"
(Pictures appear on the widescreen; audience muttering)
(one audience member wearing a "NOTKTS" shirt stands up.)
"Those are googilzed!"
(Red takes this as a direct challenge)
"What!? I just got a new camera you imbecile!"
(Another member with a Lexani shirt, stands up and runs infront of the camera before anyfurther event develops)
(Whispering to the camera; hysterical and oblivous to whats going on)
"Its that F16. That punk, he cant be past 16... he probably doesn't even know how to accelerate in that thing."
(Jerry, although rather amused...)
"Security!"
(The "Lexani" member looks and dashes out the building yelling like a mad man before security could apprehend him.)
"Anyways, Ricker you were saying?"
"Yeah, Jerry, look at this kid. He probably cant spell, obviously isn't smart, and well... well HE's LIEING!"
"If you dont like my stories you shouldn't read them!"
(silent)
(Lost for words he barely speaks)
"Well...well you sitll cnat sepll!"
"Ricker you cant spell either man."
"What are you my teacher!? Leave my spelling out of this!"
(silence)
"Ricker, Red, Im just going to play devils advocate, why dont you two just ignore each other? Can one of you not stand knowing the other gets more respect?"
"F**k you Jerry! Red-- He cnat sepll gdomadn it! And we all know, racers onl race people my age! Not young people! WTF!?"
(Ricker takes a strike at Red and the crowd goes wild!
)"JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!"
"Ok, we'll be right back..."
.................
"Ok, were back, and on todays show we've seen it all! 'Cept Lexani, who knows were he went, anyways, my final thought..."
(it really gets quiet)
"Wether we raced anyone or not is not really the problem here, its knowing that the person who (if) lied about it, got away with it! It hurts our ego, and we cant seem to let go, but if we tried adding that person onto our ignore list, and never hearing from them again, wouldn't that make it go away? In the end, what we dont know cant hurt us. Until next time, take care of yourselves and each other, have a good night."
(Appluase)
"And on tomorrows show, is Lexani a prodigy, or is he a poser? Join us for that special show."
Fade out.
:p
I think this can work, I mean Jerry is rigged right? Im making the call... oh and *disclaimer* I remain nuetral and anxiously await episode two.
I guess you had the day off work???? Do I have to be in your "fantasys"?
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Missed my disclaimer ey?
Originally Posted by thericker55
You found a creative way to skirt around *******g w/me, Oh well looks like I'm showing up to the meet after all to 
your ***!! Just kidding very funny stuff, I'm taking Vomits advice cold beer and sex w/ the lady
I'll still be at the meet though hopefully in a good mood
your ***!! Just kidding very funny stuff, I'm taking Vomits advice cold beer and sex w/ the lady I'll still be at the meet though hopefully in a good mood
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Originally Posted by NOTKTS
I guess you had the day off work???? Do I have to be in your "fantasys"?
And no! I didn't have the day of per si... I just had my VP to the work, thanks for the advice. :p
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Originally Posted by Lexani
Of course you have to be in my fantasys, what kind of horse **** question is that? And no! I didn't have the day of per si... I just had my VP to the work, thanks for the advice. :p
And no! I didn't have the day of per si... I just had my VP to the work, thanks for the advice. :p
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Originally Posted by thericker55
You found a creative way to skirt around *******g w/me, Oh well looks like I'm showing up to the meet after all to your ***!! Just kidding very funny stuff, I'm taking Vomits advice cold beer and sex w/ the lady
I'll still be at the meet though hopefully in a good mood
your ***!! Just kidding very funny stuff, I'm taking Vomits advice cold beer and sex w/ the lady I'll still be at the meet though hopefully in a good mood
If your not in a good mood ill have to ask you to leave.
On a unserious note, usman is late.
Also how am i not in the audience talking **** to some guy in an AUDI.
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Originally Posted by DancingBenzos
Damn where the hell have you been? 
hahaha....been busy....
...don't ask.... :p ....now everything back in place........ Thank for caring........
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Originally Posted by thericker55
You must be an English,
english, teacher Oh 
master, what must I do to become as pompous as you? I'm but the pupil now, please impart more of your wisdom so I will be as complete as you
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Originally Posted by DancingBenzos
If your not in a good mood ill have to ask you to leave.
I never thought security would actually come to question. Chris said he's bringing some people, I dont know who. But, its what he said. Anyways, we have to work something out with security. For the best, Im sure.
Originally Posted by DancingBenzos
On a unserious note, usman is late.
Also how am i not in the audience talking **** to some guy in an AUDI.
Also how am i not in the audience talking **** to some guy in an AUDI.
I think it was one of you're friends.
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Originally Posted by Lexani
I'm gald I gave you that drive
I never thought security would actually come to question. Chris said he's bringing some people, I dont know who. But, its what he said. Anyways, we have to work something out with security. For the best, Im sure.
LMAO!!!! You never dissed the Audis! At least I didn't hear you, on the footage my son recorded though when the Audis took their leave, I heard someone say: "Bye Jettas!" I think it was one of you're friends.
I never thought security would actually come to question. Chris said he's bringing some people, I dont know who. But, its what he said. Anyways, we have to work something out with security. For the best, Im sure.
LMAO!!!! You never dissed the Audis! At least I didn't hear you, on the footage my son recorded though when the Audis took their leave, I heard someone say: "Bye Jettas!"
I think it was one of you're friends. , I was just kidding around besides I thought we buried this hatchet? I also want to get a ride in your 600
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Originally Posted by Lexani
I'm gald I gave you that drive
I never thought security would actually come to question. Chris said he's bringing some people, I dont know who. But, its what he said. Anyways, we have to work something out with security. For the best, Im sure.
LMAO!!!! You never dissed the Audis! At least I didn't hear you, on the footage my son recorded though when the Audis took their leave, I heard someone say: "Bye Jettas!" I think it was one of you're friends.
I never thought security would actually come to question. Chris said he's bringing some people, I dont know who. But, its what he said. Anyways, we have to work something out with security. For the best, Im sure.
LMAO!!!! You never dissed the Audis! At least I didn't hear you, on the footage my son recorded though when the Audis took their leave, I heard someone say: "Bye Jettas!"
I think it was one of you're friends.I was the first to call them jettas. I asked them if any of them were Red Badged and they looked at me all confused, thats when i knew they were slow.
I mean the C-Class is slow, but i dont act like its fast with body kits, they act like their cars are fast. Only thing fast about their cars is their resale value. 
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Originally Posted by thericker55
Hey Lex, You got nothing to worry about bro , I was just kidding around besides I thought we buried this hatchet? I also want to get a ride in your 600
, I was just kidding around besides I thought we buried this hatchet? I also want to get a ride in your 600 Just kidding, but seriously quite a few people want a ride in the 6. Funny thing, I was always labeled the poser around here... my my, how quick things change. But yeah, we buried everything, and Im cool. I just wanted to enlighten the situation here. I'll even admit the story is a bit far-fetched, but hey, so is the SL55 vs. SL600 video :p
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Originally Posted by DancingBenzos
I nominate usman, and sean to be security for the event.
He be down for whateva. :p Starting with pimpin' it with Usman's g/f, too hittin the clubs: Sup hos!
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Originally Posted by Lexani
If you want a ride, take a number. :p
Just kidding, but seriously quite a few people want a ride in the 6. Funny thing, I was always labeled the poser around here... my my, how quick things change. But yeah, we buried everything, and Im cool. I just wanted to enlighten the situation here. I'll even admit the story is a bit far-fetched, but hey, so is the SL55 vs. SL600 video :p
Just kidding, but seriously quite a few people want a ride in the 6. Funny thing, I was always labeled the poser around here... my my, how quick things change. But yeah, we buried everything, and Im cool. I just wanted to enlighten the situation here. I'll even admit the story is a bit far-fetched, but hey, so is the SL55 vs. SL600 video :p
Each to their own as they say BTW your a funny little b*stard, when I started reading your Jerry Springer monologue I just about fell out my chair laughing...
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Originally Posted by thericker55
I never thought you didn't have the cars remember? I gave you **** about not having a nice house, but instead a couple of high end autos, but who the hell am I to judge? Each to their own as they say BTW your a funny little b*stard, when I started reading your Jerry Springer monologue I just about fell out my chair laughing...
Each to their own as they say BTW your a funny little b*stard, when I started reading your Jerry Springer monologue I just about fell out my chair laughing...Oh, and for that Jerry Springer thing, at first, I was just going to postt JERRY over a couple of times, but that wouldn't've of done much, so I had to keep going. Sorry, its a bit biased, but that wasn't my intention. Im waiting to see what happens next before doing pt. 2 :p
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Originally Posted by DancingBenzos
MILFFFFFFFFFF!
Do what I do when i see milfs....wait no im not gonna type that on here. You wanna find out AIM Me DanceswtFerraris.
Do what I do when i see milfs....wait no im not gonna type that on here. You wanna find out AIM Me DanceswtFerraris.
Or... find another SL600 friend :p
