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Old May 22, 2005 | 05:17 PM
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she was verrrrry attractive. in her mid 30s. she had like a two year old in a car seat in the back. lol i would have taken the car over her though! lol


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lol...nice...gotta love milfs...it's details like this that really enhance a story... :p

anyways...next time be sure to have a camera on you so you can film this...fortunately i have a camera/video fone so i'm always ready... :p
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Old May 22, 2005 | 05:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Lexani
You got to tell me. Or... find another SL600 friend :p

Ok fine. Its me and my friends walking in a theater. MIlf comes up and walks infront of us. I start saying...Damn look at that ***, i wouldnt mind spreading those *** cheeks and sticking my butter in there and letting my margine slide down her crack. She started walking alittle faster.
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Old May 22, 2005 | 06:42 PM
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Originally Posted by DancingBenzos
Ok fine. Its me and my friends walking in a theater. MIlf comes up and walks infront of us. I start saying...Damn look at that ***, i wouldnt mind spreading those *** cheeks and sticking my butter in there and letting my margine slide down her crack. She started walking alittle faster.
Sounds like your a real Don Juan w/the Ladies

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Old May 22, 2005 | 07:15 PM
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Originally Posted by thericker55
Sounds like your a real Don Juan w/the Ladies

You know how I ido.
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Old May 23, 2005 | 07:50 PM
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Originally Posted by DancingBenzos
Ok fine. Its me and my friends walking in a theater. MIlf comes up and walks infront of us. I start saying...Damn look at that ***, i wouldnt mind spreading those *** cheeks and sticking my butter in there and letting my margine slide down her crack. She started walking alittle faster.
LMAO!!!!!!! Im willing to bet at the meet, G-Unit could pick up a chick before either you or Usman
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Old May 23, 2005 | 10:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Lexani
LMAO!!!!!!! Im willing to bet at the meet, G-Unit could pick up a chick before either you or Usman
he is driving a SL600 though.
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Old May 23, 2005 | 11:28 PM
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Originally Posted by DancingBenzos
he is driving a SL600 though.
In his dreams, yes. In reality, no.

Im going to take yoy, that dirty paki, and Ggggg-Unit! And find a little hottie at the meet, and Im going to say go for it! And first one back with her, gets a ride in the 6
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Old May 24, 2005 | 12:47 AM
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Originally Posted by Lexani
In his dreams, yes. In reality, no.

Im going to take yoy, that dirty paki, and Ggggg-Unit! And find a little hottie at the meet, and Im going to say go for it! And first one back with her, gets a ride in the 6

The paki will try and pay for her. G-Unit will start rapping at her. I will convince her to come with me over to you.
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Old May 24, 2005 | 01:21 AM
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i got another story for you from tonight.

So im at the gym, and my friend is working, he is on the phone with some girl, he gives me the phone. Wrong Move on his part for her

Convo goes this

Me: Hello
Herl WHo is this?
Me: Who is Dis
Her: THi sis Lindsey
Me; WHo
Her Lindsey White
Me: I dont know a ****ing lindsey
Her: Godddd :playful:
Me: So do you catch good D!ck?
Her:....silence:
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Old May 27, 2005 | 01:31 AM
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Originally Posted by DancingBenzos
i got another story for you from tonight.

So im at the gym, and my friend is working, he is on the phone with some girl, he gives me the phone. Wrong Move on his part for her

Convo goes this

Me: Hello
Herl WHo is this?
Me: Who is Dis
Her: THi sis Lindsey
Me; WHo
Her Lindsey White
Me: I dont know a ****ing lindsey
Her: Godddd :playful:
Me: So do you catch good D!ck?
Her:....silence:
LMFAO!!!!

Hey mack, you sooo smooth with the ladies

... with that in mind, my statement still stands-- G-Units got more game than the Rose Bowel can dish out. Minus the SL600-- whichever one. :p
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Old May 27, 2005 | 03:37 AM
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Originally Posted by Lexani
LMFAO!!!!

Hey mack, you sooo smooth with the ladies

... with that in mind, my statement still stands-- G-Units got more game than the Rose Bowel can dish out. Minus the SL600-- whichever one. :p

Tell Mr. Emo that i expect to see him in full Gunit attire.
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Old May 30, 2005 | 09:53 PM
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Originally Posted by DancingBenzos
Tell Mr. Emo that i expect to see him in full Gunit attire.
Mr. Emo...? I dont get it... first you say G-Unit, and than you turn around and call him emo? Am I missing something? Is there some inside joke that slipped between you and G-Unit? And if so, how? What? You two exchanged phone numbers behind my back at the meet? :p
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