FThornton666

I always get into races with *******s for some reason. They just dont understand im a professional *******, and im good at doing it, i can be nice, but if you **** me off ill go all out.


So im going down a 2 lane, 1 lane each road (boquet canyons leading away from that detention center, for the locals towards best buy.) So im drivign down taht at about 40, awhen this car comes up all fast on me and tails me, im with 2 friends just as some side info, so this guy has pissed me off i put the rear shade up and then i start to slow down to 30. NOw this guy is really pissed, he starts jockying around on the road, going from far left to far right of our lane, like its an F1 race or something. So i act like im gonna let him pass by moving far left in the lane, he moves down to the right, i go down to the right.
So the road opens up to a two lane, i move into the right lane he comes flying by me, but there is a red light so we slow down, but before we get to the intersection it turns green i floor it get infront of him again and put the hazards on to make him feel like he lost something. He trys to come speeding up in the lane next to me, i floor it when he gets to about my trunk and walk him again, hazards come on again. He comes up to my side slowly now im going about 50, hes trying to pace me, he gets about to my trunk, and i brake hard to 30, he trys to brake too but then he just kind trys to motor off. This is a classic move that all proffesional *******s should know, it really pisses off your victim. Youd think he would get the idea that he is slow by now. Nope Mr. Badass comes flying up again trying to pass, we are on a 3 lane each side now, he gets next to me, and trys to pass again and once again hes gone again. So i move over to make a right onto newhall ranch road, he follows, and im thinking man you just dont get that your slow.he trys to do another fly by on me and once again he gets slaugthered this time i took the V6 Fury up to 80 (DAMN SON C240s do go 80 with enough room) I destroyed him again, slow down and then get intot he left hand lane to make a left onto McBean. He gets the picture finally and heads straight.


Moral of the story, dont be an ******* to a silver C240 in SCV, also this took place at around 1 AM.

C240 > Accord I4.

cdiken

Just eagled the 17th hole and was feeling all warm and fuzzy. Was driving to the 18th hole when this other golf cart came up behind me. It was my buddy, trying to pass me.

So I floored it. We got up to about 22 mph or so and were heading up a hill. I could see he was gaining and trying to move left to pass.

So I cut him off.

Then he goes for the right and I hit the brakes.

I let him think he was winning, then I pushed the gas all the way down.

KILL KILL KILL!!!!

CLUB CAR > EZ-GO

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-Ken

C43AMG

Nice Kill. Please post more info about the Eagle !

FThornton666

The C240 will run your Golf Kart any day. It should be a close race in first and second.

ash-c32

scary - did you ever stop to think what might happen to the course if you rolled that cart

C43AMG

Yeah , he would have to walk the 18th and carry his own bag.

55fanatic

My entire class just looked at me as I started laughing reading that kill story!!!

Falco

Wow, you beat an accord! Sweet! I say you now fo after gramps in his grand marquis with tonneau roof.

FThornton666

Screw that those cars have V8s! I pick on N/A low compression four bangers.

Vic55

Nice work Fred, a kill is a kill whether it be an Accord or a Vette. It's funny in the town that we both live in that so many idiots want to race.

FThornton666

Sad thing is he probably thinks he lost a fast german car.

Outland

This is like racing shoping carts.

CE750

mom used to have a C240... a decent enough car, and drove like a big Benz.. Napoleon Syndrome... Anyway.. it replaced an Accord V6 (1999 model).. and all I ever heard from my mom was.. I wish I had my honda back so I can merge onto the freeway without feeling like I don't have enough speed! Long story short.. I got fed up of this mantra, and now she has an E350 and she's extremely pleased.