Lol, before I begin, let me preface this by saying that I'm only 15 (16 in 4 days) and only have a permit, so in all of these kill stories I was driving with my mom sitting beside me, often with my brother in the back, I probably woulda driven my car a ton faster if my mom wasn't always telling me to stop it and etc. (im glad she does, it'd scare me if my MOM egged me on in an impromptu street race LOL!)

Anyways, here are my kills in:

2004 CLK320:

Black Ford Explorer and Escape - I have no idea why this one happened but I thought it was too funny not to share, I was on the way back from Burger King with my bro and mom one afternoon when I pull up to a red light and beside me is a black Ford Explorer with a black Excape right behind him, both of them are revving their engines to my surprise and when I look over at the driver of the Explorer beside me I can tell he's gonna gun it as soon as the light turns green. My brother stares blankly at the Fords next to us and utters, "What the hell? idiots...." but sure enough, as soon as the light turns green both of them gun it and I continue driving normally until the Escape has the nerve to cut me off, not come into my lane several lengths ahead, but narrowly clip the front end of my beloved CLK! That was not gonna fly, so as soon as the road opens up to 3 lanes I punch it and blow by both of them doing 120+, making sure to cut off the Escape when the road becomes 2 lanes again lol. I guess these knuckle heads were surprised that their ford SUVs were beaten by a Mercedes sports coupe or something because at the next light they run the red and disappear, my brother and I laugh about this to this day (happened over a month ago).

White Porsche 911 - This one looked to be a 993 series 911 but Im not sure, might've been even older than that. I honestly had no idea I was racing this guy until my friend who was in the car asked me wtf this Porsche guy was trying to do, I looked in my mirror and sure enough, I saw what appeared to be a white 911 gunning his engine trying to pass but for the life of him he couldnt even catch me! I know somethign must've seriously been up (maybe he thought it was an automatic and was in 1st gear the whole time) but I was n't doing more than 50MPH and never sped up the whole time!

1991 300E 2.6:

Black Honda Civic - Another one of those too funny to believe stories, on day after school my mom picks me up in our '91 300E and as Im driving home, this black Civic (looked old, early 90s or maybe even late 80s) kept on 'racing' in the most odd fashion I've ever seen. At red lights he would stop, put the car in first gear but not hold the clutch or anything, and his car would slowly roll out into the middle of the intersection! He would not stop it unti the light finally turned green at which point he would gun it....and miss every single shift as far as I could tell LOL, seriously his car would redline for a full 2 seconds between each gear! Now those of you who have driven '91 300E's or other Benzes of the era would know that they are FAR from fast, especially when they're 16 years old! But I wasted no time in beating this punk at every single light up until he made a right some 10 intersections later. This is hardly a kill story but I just found this poor guy's driving too funny not to share with you guys. To this day I have not gotten one single actual kill with the '91 300E with good reason, who in their right mind goes to show off their car or skills in a race and then picks out a lowly 1991 300E as their opponent? No one.


Anyways, I hope you guys enjoyed these humorous stories, I have more 'real' kill stories, I've won some and lost a few too but these were just the ones that stood out in my mind for being especially funny, you never know what kind of nut job driver you'll meet on the roads lol.

 

I'm sorry to kill the mood, but please, learn how to be a good driver before you start racing. More than enough people die because of stupidity and lack of responsibility. Get a license and get a few years of driving before doing that. Even then, it's not really worth it. Just my opinion.

 

go read XPRO's "story"...and you're only 15?

 

u racing with ur mom in the car? man what a dumbass. u wanna endanger urself and ur mom and ur bro? man u need to grow up buddy. also ur racing these stupid cars?ford explorer? is that anything to brag about? ur mom needs to smack u.

 

sorry dude, but I call on this one.....no way in hell your CLK 320 beat any 993 chassis 911.....unless he had a blown engine maybe

 

Ditto, the 911 must be running on 2 cylinders.

And learn to drive first young grasshoppah.

 

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

120mph+ with mom and bro in the car. Does anyone else find this total BS? Is your mom in a coma? How could you not get your @ss beaten by your mom for going that fast?!

Doesn't make sense.

 

Good point, Stiggs

 

I call BS also just based on the fact that your mom was in the car. Most moms freak out when you hit 90 mph and start yelling. Even today when I am driving and I approach 85 I get b it che d at. Now if this was your dad on the other hand It would make more sense, my dad was cool and let me drive the crap out of his car when I first started to drive. Fastest I have been with my dad in the car was 134mph and his words where "dont let your mother know I let you drive this fast or she will kill both of us".


Not to mention in any 320 mercedes going over 110mph it starts to slow down going over 120 mph every 5 mph over that takes a bit.

 

Well there is no reason to call it b/s if ur mom's in the car, my mom's been in the car with me up around 110 MPh and did not freak out, i've had my license for abt 3 years and took driving school, she doesn't really mind going fast, and like Andrew said MOST MOM's maybe his is like mine don't know as for the stats on the cars i can't really say anything cuz i know dittto abt that...lol...but bro seriously slow down, either u do or after ur first accident u will, i know i did...but that's a different story (She ran a red)

 

first off you dont have a license, although i think this is bs, would any respectable parent let there kid drive w/o a license and break the speed limit like that, im only 17 but i have my license and descent cars, and last of all, race soem real cars and then come talk.

 

993 Porsche isn't a "real car" now?

 

Everyone knows a neon SRT (with NOS) >>>> any porsche...

 

you know this could of sounded a lot better had you spelled Porsche right, (since it's your next car) and the words some and decent correctly. Never hurts to proofread.

 

We want pics! With orange on the car.

 

you got your whole life ahead of you man..chill out

 

neon SRT (with NOS) =

 

I have to say i've raced someone once while my mom was in the car. She didn't mind though because the person cut us off and then tried to pass me at a light... That was my E320 vs. C230 story.

 

well that is, but cmon anybody can beat a ford exploder

 

Better watch out for the v6 ones that people supercharge. The supercharged V8 explorer would kill any C55 since it has 4wd and gets instant traction. Its cheap and easy to bolt on superchargers to fords.

 

An EXPLORER would never beat a C55, sorry not happening. A LIGHTENING on the other hand will most likely take one stock, maybe needs a few bolt ons but that's about it.

 

lol maybe we will never know.... But I think it is safe to say yep thats right neon SRT (with NOS)>C55>explorer

 

i hope your joking, a massive car like an explorer even if super charged wouldnt come close to an c55, and c55's hook up pretty nice, and even if the eplorer was making 500hp you gota think power to weight and gear ratios

 

There was an Explorer with so much torque, the axles kept snapping/breaking.

 

Okay, I am 17 years old, will be 18 in six months; I am saying this first because this will be a perspective from a young guy driving a fast car. My Dad prepared me and taught me how to be a good realistic driver. Since a very young age, it was in the driveway parking and around the block. When I obtained my permit, it was nonstop highway driving and very high speeds - I learned this gradually and was taught how to handle a vehicle at higher speeds and gain experience from it. He prepared me for such an awesome machine and would never do me the honour of having one if he had doubts. I drive in a very "spirited" manner, to say the least, I've had a couple of kills. Now, my post is not intended to flame or insult, but to grant you some insight. I am not calling bull**** nor am I mocking any stupidity. No. Instead, I will offer some advice.

If you drive fast, do it for you and you only. Driving fast is to enjoy the vehicle, just make sure you know how to control it. As for racing with your family in the car, that is not the right thing to do. On the central road through a number of towns, where it is smooth and stretches for miles, I will do around 60, which is 20 over the limit. Perfectly stable, enjoyable drive. And most people drive around 50-55 so its not like you are wreaking hell. But, if my younger brother is in the car with me, I will not go over 45 mph, and I really could give a **** who is trying to race me.You have to understand that you are placing your family in harms way when you sumbit to such races instigated by idiot drivers, you are proving that you are in fact worse then them.

Take it easy...