5IVE

I HATE all these kids on the road trying to race. I MURDERED a firebird yesterday at a stoplight...it was embarrasing. If another ricemobile/firebird/camero/mustang/pos tries to race me I will grab you by the pu$$y lips and wipe the road clean with your clitoris. Just because you have a custom exhaust, does not mean you can F*CK with us. Know your position in the vehicle heirarchy and stay in your damn lane.

ApproachingZero

Also make sure you add Scions in.... I hate those drivers... and Saturn too.

Krytech

What were you driving? Just curious.

Timeless

Seriously? MB owners are supposed to be more articulate than this. And you have to admit you had fun killing those cars.

5IVE

CLS500


I was minding my own business when he came along in his pos and started revving what was left of the engine. What was he thinking? Some people need to be put in their place. And of course I had fun!! I would have raced anything that came up (M5/6, AMG, Corvette). Why do MB owners have to be a certain way?

MercedesFTW

Just don't race them?

And be careful with the CLS500 against some of those cars...it's not like you've got the king of the road, there are some nasty firebird/camero/mustangs out there!

JRAMGV8

First of all, keep your cool...

I completely understand hahaha...I just went at it with Toyota Celica last night and I believe it was the late 2000s version with those ridiculous 50lb mufflers that stick out. As I was minding my own business they keep riding right beside me which annoyed me and so I knew what they wanted so I used my paddle shifters, down shifted and floored and I heard their car screaming and as I look on my rearview mirror the headslights kept getting smaller and smaller and all I can hear is his muffler hahaha.....

And yes 5ive here where I live I see alot of those cars with their loudmouth annoying exhaust thinking they have all the horsepower in the world. They are just kids..... let them grow.. Plus I use to own a Trans Am Firebird with that Ram Air Package.. great car and fast... but not that fast

By the way do you have pictures of your CLS500

JRAMGV8

The best part is that majority of people (like kids) don't know what a Mercedes can do. They'll look at your car and think "ha-ha" a grandpa's car. But to proof them wrong and their reaction will be " I will never F**K with a Benz again"....

Dragoncoach

Calm down. Nice kill but let your car do the talking. No need to get upset....A nice big turn of the head and smile is ALL you need! You've already proven your point. . But as stated before, there are a lot of real fast ricers, Camaros, Firebirds, and Mustangs out there. But, it's all in fun...right?

5IVE

JRAMGV8

She's a Beauty...

ash-c32

this is why enjoy kicking peoples a**, arrogant owners who think they own the road in a cls 500?hahahahahaha

Shake

Nice cars, but if you want to race I don't think its all seriouisness. In my c230 I'd also be willing to race you just for fun (safely ). I wouldn't onlly race if I knew i would win. I'm not saying that racing is good, but I like to see other people that have interest in cars too. But on the other hand if they drive like a dick and have an attidude, then I undestand no matter what car they drive.

559EVO

You also need to understand that when they see your car they look at it as an opertunity to race or beat something expensive to compare them hp wise.

FishtailnZ

+1. A lot of Camaro/Firebird/Mustang owners in our local club would have absolutely NO trouble leaving a CLS500 sucking dust.

FishtailnZ

"Not that fast"? Low 13's at 108+traps stock is not too shappy IMO (LS1 Ram Air T/A's that is). Everything is relative, but that's still a lot faster than an E350 .

Addicted2Speed

You shouldn't be overly confident with a CLS500. Its a great car, but I don't think is capable of running faster than low 13's in the 1/4 mile and a lot of domestic and import cars can easily run 12's or less. You should supercharge it

SLK55R

And then the roles would have been reversed.

JRAMGV8

Its obvious the WS6 is faster than E350 and honestly I do miss that bird . At times I think of buying a used one just to own one for a weekend joy ride. I have seen them as low as $13K. Rip out that old 346cid engine and put in a 427cid. Should put it around in 500HP range... Ok back to the original subject, sorry I didnt mean to hijack this thread..

Improviz

Stock, it's not even capable of mid 13's. It is a very high 13/low 14 car at best. Enough to wax lots of ricers, etc. but not enough to handle any Corvette, or any LS1-equipped car with a decent driver, or a Mustang Cobra, or a WRX-STi, or an Evo, etc....

However, it definitely looks waaay cooler than any of the above!!

jturkel

+1.....the CLS500 would get walked by an LS1, WS6, 2003+ cobra, STI, EVO, possibly S2000....i dont think those CLS500s are that fast. you need to be careful what you race, b/c there are a lot of these cars out there that are faster

gv96m3

It seems this should be a thread posted on a ricemobile/firebird/camaro/mustang/posforum rather than here. They are the racers you are trying to get your point across to.

BigBody6

The only domestics I have lost to in my many highway races on I-95 and I-75 are Modded C6 Corvette Z06, Ford GT($150k supercar), and my friends Turbo'd LS1 GTO. I RAPE Corvettes, Mustang GT500s on a daily basis thanks to my V12 Biturbo powerplant and a "lil tweakin" by Renntech.

O, and I also own a Pontiac GTO so I'm not biased in my review of how fast they are compared to my S600.

Improviz

Well, yeah, but there's a teensy-tiny difference in the performance of your car and the performance of a CLS500!!

1FSTAMG

+1000000000000

Let's not compare apples to watermelons here....