Attention all you racers
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2006 CLS500
Attention all you racers
I HATE all these kids on the road trying to race. I MURDERED a firebird yesterday at a stoplight...it was embarrasing. If another ricemobile/firebird/camero/mustang/pos tries to race me I will grab you by the pu$$y lips and wipe the road clean with your clitoris. Just because you have a custom exhaust, does not mean you can F*CK with us. Know your position in the vehicle heirarchy and stay in your damn lane.
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I HATE all these kids on the road trying to race. I MURDERED a firebird yesterday at a stoplight...it was embarrasing. If another ricemobile/firebird/camero/mustang/pos tries to race me I will grab you by the pu$$y lips and wipe the road clean with your clitoris. Just because you have a custom exhaust, does not mean you can F*CK with us. Know your position in the vehicle heirarchy and stay in your damn lane.
Also make sure you add Scions in.... I hate those drivers... and Saturn too.
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I HATE all these kids on the road trying to race. I MURDERED a firebird yesterday at a stoplight...it was embarrasing. If another ricemobile/firebird/camero/mustang/pos tries to race me I will grab you by the pu$$y lips and wipe the road clean with your clitoris. Just because you have a custom exhaust, does not mean you can F*CK with us. Know your position in the vehicle heirarchy and stay in your damn lane.
What were you driving? Just curious.
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I HATE all these kids on the road trying to race. I MURDERED a firebird yesterday at a stoplight...it was embarrasing. If another ricemobile/firebird/camero/mustang/pos tries to race me I will grab you by the pu$$y lips and wipe the road clean with your clitoris. Just because you have a custom exhaust, does not mean you can F*CK with us. Know your position in the vehicle heirarchy and stay in your damn lane.
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2006 CLS500
CLS500
I was minding my own business when he came along in his pos and started revving what was left of the engine. What was he thinking? Some people need to be put in their place. And of course I had fun!! I would have raced anything that came up (M5/6, AMG, Corvette). Why do MB owners have to be a certain way?
I was minding my own business when he came along in his pos and started revving what was left of the engine. What was he thinking? Some people need to be put in their place. And of course I had fun!! I would have raced anything that came up (M5/6, AMG, Corvette). Why do MB owners have to be a certain way?
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Just don't race them?
And be careful with the CLS500 against some of those cars...it's not like you've got the king of the road, there are some nasty firebird/camero/mustangs out there!
And be careful with the CLS500 against some of those cars...it's not like you've got the king of the road, there are some nasty firebird/camero/mustangs out there!
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I HATE all these kids on the road trying to race. I MURDERED a firebird yesterday at a stoplight...it was embarrasing. If another ricemobile/firebird/camero/mustang/pos tries to race me I will grab you by the pu$$y lips and wipe the road clean with your clitoris. Just because you have a custom exhaust, does not mean you can F*CK with us. Know your position in the vehicle heirarchy and stay in your damn lane.
I completely understand hahaha...I just went at it with Toyota Celica last night and I believe it was the late 2000s version with those ridiculous 50lb mufflers that stick out. As I was minding my own business they keep riding right beside me which annoyed me and so I knew what they wanted so I used my paddle shifters, down shifted and floored and I heard their car screaming and as I look on my rearview mirror the headslights kept getting smaller and smaller and all I can hear is his muffler hahaha.....
And yes 5ive here where I live I see alot of those cars with their loudmouth annoying exhaust thinking they have all the horsepower in the world. They are just kids..... let them grow..
Plus I use to own a Trans Am Firebird with that Ram Air Package.. great car and fast... but not that fast 
By the way do you have pictures of your CLS500
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CLS500
I was minding my own business when he came along in his pos and started revving what was left of the engine. What was he thinking? Some people need to be put in their place. And of course I had fun!! I would have raced anything that came up (M5/6, AMG, Corvette). Why do MB owners have to be a certain way?
I was minding my own business when he came along in his pos and started revving what was left of the engine. What was he thinking? Some people need to be put in their place. And of course I had fun!! I would have raced anything that came up (M5/6, AMG, Corvette). Why do MB owners have to be a certain way?
I will never F**K with a Benz again"....
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I HATE all these kids on the road trying to race. I MURDERED a firebird yesterday at a stoplight...it was embarrasing. If another ricemobile/firebird/camero/mustang/pos tries to race me I will grab you by the pu$$y lips and wipe the road clean with your clitoris. Just because you have a custom exhaust, does not mean you can F*CK with us. Know your position in the vehicle heirarchy and stay in your damn lane.
. But as stated before, there are a lot of real fast ricers, Camaros, Firebirds, and Mustangs out there. But, it's all in fun...right?
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I HATE all these kids on the road trying to race. I MURDERED a firebird yesterday at a stoplight...it was embarrasing. If another ricemobile/firebird/camero/mustang/pos tries to race me I will grab you by the pu$$y lips and wipe the road clean with your clitoris. Just because you have a custom exhaust, does not mean you can F*CK with us. Know your position in the vehicle heirarchy and stay in your damn lane.
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Nice cars, but if you want to race I don't think its all seriouisness. In my c230 I'd also be willing to race you just for fun (safely ). I wouldn't onlly race if I knew i would win. I'm not saying that racing is good, but I like to see other people that have interest in cars too. But on the other hand if they drive like a dick and have an attidude, then I undestand no matter what car they drive.
). I wouldn't onlly race if I knew i would win. I'm not saying that racing is good, but I like to see other people that have interest in cars too. But on the other hand if they drive like a dick and have an attidude, then I undestand no matter what car they drive.
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+1. A lot of Camaro/Firebird/Mustang owners in our local club would have absolutely NO trouble leaving a CLS500 sucking dust.
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You shouldn't be overly confident with a CLS500. Its a great car, but I don't think is capable of running faster than low 13's in the 1/4 mile and a lot of domestic and import cars can easily run 12's or less. You should supercharge it
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and honestly I do miss that bird 
. At times I think of buying a used one just to own one for a weekend joy ride. I have seen them as low as $13K. Rip out that old 346cid engine and put in a 427cid. Should put it around in 500HP range... Ok back to the original subject, sorry I didnt mean to hijack this thread..
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CLS55 AMG
However, it definitely looks waaay cooler than any of the above!!
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Stock, it's not even capable of mid 13's. It is a very high 13/low 14 car at best. Enough to wax lots of ricers, etc. but not enough to handle any Corvette, or any LS1-equipped car with a decent driver, or a Mustang Cobra, or a WRX-STi, or an Evo, etc....
However, it definitely looks waaay cooler than any of the above!!
However, it definitely looks waaay cooler than any of the above!!
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I HATE all these kids on the road trying to race. I MURDERED a firebird yesterday at a stoplight...it was embarrasing. If another ricemobile/firebird/camero/mustang/pos tries to race me I will grab you by the pu$$y lips and wipe the road clean with your clitoris. Just because you have a custom exhaust, does not mean you can F*CK with us. Know your position in the vehicle heirarchy and stay in your damn lane.
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The only domestics I have lost to in my many highway races on I-95 and I-75 are Modded C6 Corvette Z06, Ford GT($150k supercar), and my friends Turbo'd LS1 GTO. I RAPE Corvettes, Mustang GT500s on a daily basis thanks to my V12 Biturbo powerplant and a "lil tweakin" by Renntech.
O, and I also own a Pontiac GTO so I'm not biased in my review of how fast they are compared to my S600.
O, and I also own a Pontiac GTO so I'm not biased in my review of how fast they are compared to my S600.
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CLS55 AMG
The only domestics I have lost to in my many highway races on I-95 and I-75 are Modded C6 Corvette Z06, Ford GT($150k supercar), and my friends Turbo'd LS1 GTO. I RAPE Corvettes, Mustang GT500s on a daily basis thanks to my V12 Biturbo powerplant and a "lil tweakin" by Renntech.
O, and I also own a Pontiac GTO so I'm not biased in my review of how fast they are compared to my S600.
O, and I also own a Pontiac GTO so I'm not biased in my review of how fast they are compared to my S600.
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