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Old Jan 29, 2008 | 04:25 PM
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c230k gets abused by a civic hatchback

These three civic kids are driving along the freeway slowing to speed limits and then gassing it to race eachother. During their slow speeds, they're all blocking the lanes going 45-50mph.

I squeeze by and pass up the blue fixed up hatchback and hit 80mph. The civic comes up fairly quickly (with his buzzing exhaust that sounds like it's gunna fall apart. Clearly not a Greddy which would otherwise sound great) and tails me. I can almost see his face. Bumper to bumper he's on my *** and I can't see his plates.

We hit 85mph and for a moment I think of braking just to screw up his car. But then I realized my bumper was just fixed and repainted and going through that would be a paint let alone cost more money.

He finally gets bored, changes lanes and zooms ahead. I let him be b/c this particular freeway on a weeknight is filled with cops.
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Old Jan 29, 2008 | 04:57 PM
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Originally Posted by zoomie
We hit 85mph and for a moment I think of braking just to screw up his car. But then I realized my bumper was just fixed and repainted and going through that would be a paint let alone cost more money.

Wait...so the only reason you didn't slam your brakes and make the civic crash into your car at 85mph was because you don't want to dent up your bumper?

Speechless.
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Old Jan 29, 2008 | 05:24 PM
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wtf is this????
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Old Jan 29, 2008 | 05:27 PM
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stallion summed up what i was going to say
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Old Jan 29, 2008 | 07:13 PM
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fyi....it doesnt matter what hits you at 85 mph. you slam your brakes on the highway and get hit by anything going 85, you are royally f*cked up. Kind of like your thought process. Use your brain man.

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Old Jan 29, 2008 | 07:51 PM
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Originally Posted by jturkel
fyi....it doesnt matter what hits you at 85 mph. you slam your brakes on the highway and get by anything going 85, you are royally f*cked up. Kind of like your thought process. Use your brain man.
Even at half that speed your toast.
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Old Jan 29, 2008 | 08:31 PM
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Zoomie, maybe you misunderstood what the kill section is for?
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Old Jan 29, 2008 | 08:57 PM
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Wait...so the only reason you didn't slam your brakes and make the civic crash into your car at 85mph was because you don't want to dent up your bumper?

Speechless.
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Old Jan 29, 2008 | 09:14 PM
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Zoomie, maybe you misunderstood what the kill section is for?
+1 to that.
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Old Jan 30, 2008 | 01:23 AM
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lol wait so what was the kill?
or is this just about how you considered getting yourself killed?
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Old Jan 30, 2008 | 08:10 AM
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lol wait so what was the kill?
or is this just about how you considered getting yourself killed?
More like manslaughter.
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Old Jan 30, 2008 | 09:39 AM
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More like manslaughter.
haha, thread backfire
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Old Jan 30, 2008 | 12:08 PM
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Old Jan 30, 2008 | 08:34 PM
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i like crayons.
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Old Jan 30, 2008 | 08:40 PM
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Originally Posted by ItalianStallion
Wait...so the only reason you didn't slam your brakes and make the civic crash into your car at 85mph was because you don't want to dent up your bumper?

Speechless.
He CANT that stupid!! Wait.. Maybe he is..
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Old Jan 31, 2008 | 12:09 AM
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Can you smell it, Jabroni? It's ownage baking in the oven, about to be served to you by three kids in a Honda Civic.
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Old Jan 31, 2008 | 12:13 AM
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We need to dedicate a
"Kill Yourself" Thread for Zoomie.
And yes I can smell it from afar.. where I see smoke profusely.
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Old Jan 31, 2008 | 02:35 AM
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Originally Posted by zoomie
These three civic kids are driving along the freeway slowing to speed limits and then gassing it to race eachother. During their slow speeds, they're all blocking the lanes going 45-50mph.

I squeeze by and pass up the blue fixed up hatchback and hit 80mph. The civic comes up fairly quickly (with his buzzing exhaust that sounds like it's gunna fall apart. Clearly not a Greddy which would otherwise sound great) and tails me. I can almost see his face. Bumper to bumper he's on my *** and I can't see his plates.

We hit 85mph and for a moment I think of braking just to screw up his car. But then I realized my bumper was just fixed and repainted and going through that would be a paint let alone cost more money.

He finally gets bored, changes lanes and zooms ahead. I let him be b/c this particular freeway on a weeknight is filled with cops.
And while we're at it...

Foggies....?
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Old Jan 31, 2008 | 03:11 AM
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dude... if you slam on brake while going 85MPH, it won't only dent your plastic bumper, it ****ed up your life
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Old Jan 31, 2008 | 04:24 AM
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Old Jan 31, 2008 | 02:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Brabus_x2
dude... if you slam on brake while going 85MPH, it won't only dent your plastic bumper, it ****ed up your life
Uh, am I missing something? If i slammed on the brakes in front of a trunk, my butt would be screwed. But doing so in front of a 80's hatchback civic would probably screw up the honda more than my car. Not sure if you guys read the rest of it, but i did NOT brake.
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Old Jan 31, 2008 | 02:41 PM
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Originally Posted by zoomie
Uh, am I missing something? If i slammed on the brakes in front of a trunk, my butt would be screwed. But doing so in front of a 80's hatchback civic would probably screw up the honda more than my car. Not sure if you guys read the rest of it, but i did NOT brake.


idiot still doesn't get it.
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Old Jan 31, 2008 | 02:42 PM
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Originally Posted by ItalianStallion
More like manslaughter.
I put the laughter in manslaughter.
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Old Jan 31, 2008 | 02:43 PM
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I put the laughter in manslaughter.


LOLsROYCE!
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Old Jan 31, 2008 | 05:02 PM
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