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Old Sep 5, 2008 | 12:19 AM
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Old Sep 5, 2008 | 02:34 AM
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Old Sep 5, 2008 | 09:01 AM
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Bring on the cash Jon, I have 200dollars

And yes Jon, Tommy running your slow car would be an utter waste of gas, *****s and giggles worth really.

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When my engine comes back from BoostFactory you're more then welcome to try to run my 4 cyl, but that will prolly be a waste of gas on my part too.
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Old Sep 5, 2008 | 07:52 PM
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Bring on the cash Jon, I have 200 dollars on Tommy right now, you in?

Heres a little eye candy for you.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YTCi2E5xOIE

Mind you that's on pump and full interior =). Oh and while you're there check out some of the other cars we tune, just last night one destroyed a brand new skyline.

And yes Jon, Tommy running your slow car would be an utter waste of gas, *****s and giggles worth really.

When my engine comes back from BoostFactory you're more then welcome to try to run my 4 cyl, but that will prolly be a waste of gas on my part too.
From a dig the E63 has no chance. But from a roll the E63 will pull away. Just look at the trap speed. I'm talking about Toms s4 vs e63. Anyway your super hp car doesnt exist
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Old Sep 6, 2008 | 12:32 AM
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Originally Posted by Jons95c36amg
From a dig the E63 has no chance. But from a roll the E63 will pull away. Just look at the trap speed. I'm talking about Toms s4 vs e63. Anyway your super hp car doesnt exist
Bet some money if you're so sure. Jackson's car had no problem holding off a renntech E55. Gotta put down that motortrend and quit bench racing fool.

I'd post some pictures of the disassembled motor and my big port head sitting behind my seat awaiting valves, springs, retainers and cams, but I rather crap on your parade when its all said and done.

Mind you, I finally have a shell into which to place a motor into now.
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Old Sep 6, 2008 | 12:42 AM
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Originally Posted by Militant-Grunt
Bet some money if you're so sure. Jackson's car had no problem holding off a renntech E55. Gotta put down that motortrend and quit bench racing fool.

I'd post some pictures of the disassembled motor and my big port head sitting behind my seat awaiting valves, springs, retainers and cams, but I rather crap on your parade when its all said and done.

Mind you, I finally have a shell into which to place a motor into now.
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Old Sep 6, 2008 | 02:48 AM
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Originally Posted by Jons95c36amg
Nice day in Mexico for a run. Talked to this guy with a 08 535i tells me its chipped with 360whp. He ran 12.8@117 I know stock it runs high 13s@100+mph. Come on from the factory it comes with twin turbos rated 300hp crank. But does a chip make that of a difference? Anyway all this bull**** he was saying about how his car is 400+hp crank. I ran him from a 40-xxx. All I could say he got walked.
Sorry but...If you ran a properly driven/tuned 535i your stk clk55 would get raped like it was a new fish in an episode of HBO's OZ
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Old Sep 6, 2008 | 08:34 AM
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Originally Posted by Jons95c36amg
Anyway your super hp car doesnt exist
Don't worry we can get overnight parts from japan.
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Old Sep 6, 2008 | 11:15 AM
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Don't worry we can get overnight parts from japan.
We can tow his car across the finish line.
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Old Sep 6, 2008 | 11:16 AM
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Originally Posted by Militant-Grunt
I'd post some pictures of the disassembled motor and my big port head sitting behind my seat awaiting valves, springs, retainers and cams, but I rather crap on your parade when its all said and done.

Mind you, I finally have a shell into which to place a motor into now.
Nice!! Make sure you send me pics,I'd love to see the parts.

Jon u need to back off this 4 cyl will baste you in tea!
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Old Sep 6, 2008 | 01:10 PM
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Old Sep 6, 2008 | 01:38 PM
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this thread is too much...

Originally Posted by Jons95c36amg
Nice day in Mexico for a run. Talked to this guy with a 08 535i tells me its chipped with 360whp. He ran 12.8@117 I know stock it runs high 13s@100+mph. Come on from the factory it comes with twin turbos rated 300hp crank. But does a chip make that of a difference? Anyway all this bull**** he was saying about how his car is 400+hp crank. I ran him from a 40-xxx. All I could say he got walked.
so you WALKED a 535 putting down 360WHP? and you have a 208 clk55 with 342hp? i'm assuming you're quoting that hp figure from MB correct? so this would mean at the crank...unless you have some mods and you're laying that number down at the wheels.

tell you what jon, we're both from nassau, how about i run you anywhere you want at any rolling speed or from a dig with my heavy a$$ POS 210 e55 for a cool $1k? best two out of three gets the cheese.
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Old Sep 6, 2008 | 02:11 PM
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AND THE PLOT THICKENS. . . .
This is actually getting very interesting!
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Old Sep 6, 2008 | 04:08 PM
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Originally Posted by Militant-Grunt
Bet some money if you're so sure. Jackson's car had no problem holding off a renntech E55. Gotta put down that motortrend and quit bench racing fool.

I'd post some pictures of the disassembled motor and my big port head sitting behind my seat awaiting valves, springs, retainers and cams, but I rather crap on your parade when its all said and done.

Mind you, I finally have a shell into which to place a motor into now.
Your such an idiot I'm talking about Toms S4 which he ran low 12s with the time slip He claims his S4 puts down 350whp but no match for a stock E63 from a roll.
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Old Sep 6, 2008 | 04:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Thericker
Sorry but...If you ran a properly driven/tuned 535i your stk clk55 would get raped like it was a new fish in an episode of HBO's OZ
Your a moron didnt your read the post that the 535i just had a chip!? Yeah a properly tuned Clk55 with a blower will rape a such a car.. So whats your point?
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Old Sep 6, 2008 | 04:18 PM
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Originally Posted by 45acp
this thread is too much...



so you WALKED a 535 putting down 360WHP? and you have a 208 clk55 with 342hp? i'm assuming you're quoting that hp figure from MB correct? so this would mean at the crank...unless you have some mods and you're laying that number down at the wheels.

tell you what jon, we're both from nassau, how about i run you anywhere you want at any rolling speed or from a dig with my heavy a$$ POS 210 e55 for a cool $1k? best two out of three gets the cheese.
I asked the guy how many whp? Which he claimed 360 but with just a chip thats not possible. So I ran him and I knew he was full of ****.
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Old Sep 6, 2008 | 04:21 PM
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Nice!! Make sure you send me pics,I'd love to see the parts.

Jon u need to back off this 4 cyl will baste you in tea!
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Old Sep 6, 2008 | 04:30 PM
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Originally Posted by Dragoncoach
AND THE PLOT THICKENS. . . .
This is actually getting very interesting!
Yeah tell me about it! These guys think a chipped 535i is untouchable
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Old Sep 6, 2008 | 04:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Jons95c36amg
Your such an idiot I'm talking about Toms S4 which he ran low 12s with the time slip He claims his S4 puts down 350whp but no match for a stock E63 from a roll.
wow. your just beyond dumb arent you. heres some eye candy, I'm still not done tuning my car. Its stil running lean allover the band. btw

http://ssptuning.com/old/Track/TOM/TomTrack3runs.wmv

Enjoy
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Old Sep 6, 2008 | 04:56 PM
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Originally Posted by Militant-Grunt
Bring on the cash Jon, I have 200 dollars on Tommy right now, you in?

Heres a little eye candy for you.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YTCi2E5xOIE

Mind you that's on pump and full interior =). Oh and while you're there check out some of the other cars we tune, just last night one destroyed a brand new skyline.

And yes Jon, Tommy running your slow car would be an utter waste of gas, *****s and giggles worth really.

When my engine comes back from BoostFactory you're more then welcome to try to run my 4 cyl, but that will prolly be a waste of gas on my part too.


No wonder we have UPS, FEDEX and DHL. You mail men can't even read!
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Old Sep 6, 2008 | 05:30 PM
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Originally Posted by Tommy_s4
wow. your just beyond dumb arent you. heres some eye candy, I'm still not done tuning my car. Its stil running lean allover the band. btw

http://ssptuning.com/old/Track/TOM/TomTrack3runs.wmv

Enjoy
I'm just going by what you stated. I dont give a **** what else you got going on now running lean whatever Just dont blow the motor
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Old Sep 6, 2008 | 05:33 PM
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Originally Posted by Jons95c36amg
I asked the guy how many whp? Which he claimed 360 but with just a chip thats not possible. So I ran him and I knew he was full of ****.
I'm sorry to say but there are hundreds of "chip" only BMW 3.0TT (135i, 335i, 535i) making 360whp with a tune only. Add downpipes, FMIC and intakes and your pushing 390whp
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Old Sep 6, 2008 | 05:36 PM
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No wonder we have UPS, FEDEX and DHL. You mail men can't even read!
Dont have to be a rocket scientist to read this forum
I think your becoming a super hp ***
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Old Sep 6, 2008 | 05:38 PM
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I think your becoming a super hp ***
I think your IQ is fading with age.
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Old Sep 6, 2008 | 05:43 PM
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I'm sorry to say but there are hundreds of "chip" only BMW 3.0TT (135i, 335i, 535i) making 360whp with a tune only. Add downpipes, FMIC and intakes and your pushing 390whp
Oh really? Well sorry to say he was chipped and it definitely made my day
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