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Old Aug 31, 2008 | 11:12 PM
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Nice day in Mexico for a run. Talked to this guy with a 08 535i tells me its chipped with 360whp. He ran 12.8@117 I know stock it runs high 13s@100+mph. Come on from the factory it comes with twin turbos rated 300hp crank. But does a chip make that of a difference? Anyway all this bull**** he was saying about how his car is 400+hp crank. I ran him from a 40-xxx. All I could say he got walked.
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Old Aug 31, 2008 | 11:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Jons95c36amg
Nice day in Mexico for a run. Talked to this guy with a 08 535i tells me its chipped with 360whp. He ran 12.8@117 I know stock it runs high 13s@100+mph. Come on from the factory it comes with twin turbos rated 300hp crank. But does a chip make that of a difference? Anyway all this bull**** he was saying about how his car is 400+hp crank. I ran him from a 40-xxx. All I could say he got walked.
if he got walked from a 40 roll....then he's stock

stock....i will take a stab and say they trap 102 or so since stock 335's trap 103-104ish

He was most likely Auto....so he's even slower

He def did not have a "Chip" or piggyback tune....since you would have a good race if he did.

335's With just a tune and exhaust...they trap 110-112 mph....Auto 535's would prob be in the 107-109 max range

A chip on a these Twin Turbos car can add anywhere from 40-80 rwhp....so yea.....that makes ALOT of a difference
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Old Aug 31, 2008 | 11:25 PM
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He definitely was chipped and auto but still got walked My Clk55 is only 342hp
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Old Aug 31, 2008 | 11:26 PM
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If he was stock he wouldve been raped pretty bad I will bet any $ on that!
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Old Aug 31, 2008 | 11:28 PM
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My bros 04 GTO runs 13.7@103 he gets raped pretty bad from my Clk55
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Old Sep 1, 2008 | 02:41 AM
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Originally Posted by Jons95c36amg
My bros 04 GTO runs 13.7@103 he gets raped pretty bad from my Clk55
If I was to go in to all of your posts, how many references of your brothers GTO would I find.
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Old Sep 1, 2008 | 02:51 AM
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if u walked him then he is stock or stg1. Is ur car stock? Wat modsif not?
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Old Sep 1, 2008 | 04:23 AM
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there are no 535i's on stock turbos trapping 117 and running a 12.8. That trap speed for that time on that car doesnt even make sense. THE fastest 335i is maybe trapping 117 (i think 116) and thats with everything (piggyback, full turboback, intake, fmic, diverter valves, and even race gas)
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Old Sep 1, 2008 | 11:12 AM
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If I was to go in to all of your posts, how many references of your brothers GTO would I find.
Too many but for comparison EvilE doesnt know what he is talking about. So my bros GTO is a good reference on what level he is in. Come on a stock 335i runs close with my bros GTO which had been proven. So a stock 535i which is 400lbs heavier will be humilitated by my Clk55. These are real life experiences. No bench racing.
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Old Sep 1, 2008 | 11:13 AM
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if u walked him then he is stock or stg1. Is ur car stock? Wat modsif not?
Bone stock
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Old Sep 1, 2008 | 11:17 AM
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there are no 535i's on stock turbos trapping 117 and running a 12.8. That trap speed for that time on that car doesnt even make sense. THE fastest 335i is maybe trapping 117 (i think 116) and thats with everything (piggyback, full turboback, intake, fmic, diverter valves, and even race gas)
This guy with the 535i used to have a 335i which he had too much boost and detonated the motor Those motors have too much compression for that.
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Old Sep 1, 2008 | 07:48 PM
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A tune to a 535 and or a 335 makes HUGE difference. I am not doubting your story anything can happen on the street. But if that 535 was chipped with a good driver the CLK would not of walked it.

Just from taking a quick look at drag times there are many 535's I assume with a tune running mid 12's to 12.8. I do not think a stock CLK55 is going to see 12.8 or lower. If I am wrong I will stand corrected.

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Originally Posted by Jons95c36amg
Nice day in Mexico for a run. Talked to this guy with a 08 535i tells me its chipped with 360whp. He ran 12.8@117 I know stock it runs high 13s@100+mph. Come on from the factory it comes with twin turbos rated 300hp crank. But does a chip make that of a difference? Anyway all this bull**** he was saying about how his car is 400+hp crank. I ran him from a 40-xxx. All I could say he got walked.
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Old Sep 1, 2008 | 08:54 PM
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Originally Posted by Jons95c36amg
Too many but for comparison EvilE doesnt know what he is talking about. So my bros GTO is a good reference on what level he is in. Come on a stock 335i runs close with my bros GTO which had been proven. So a stock 535i which is 400lbs heavier will be humilitated by my Clk55. These are real life experiences. No bench racing.
What do you know. "EvilE" doesn't know what he's talking about when it comes comparisons with other car? Riiiiiight. LOL........you must be reading up real good on Car and Driver or Motor Trend again.

How many encounters with the Twin-Turbo BMW cars have you EVER had? Stock, lightly modded, and Heavily modded. "One" maybe? And it was this 535 Automatic u speak of in this silly thread.

I've had more than enough experiences with them (bone stock ones, chipped ones, with dp's or without, intake, full exhaust, etc...u name it, I've ran it). If it was a "Chipped" 335 or 535 (doesn't even matter which one since your race was from a roll).....it would not be a walking. Oh wait....unless your CLK55 is just a freak and the fastest stock CLK55 around.

As far as you brother's GTO.......i really don't give a sh*t about that

Anyways.......I'd like to see your car versus just a "chipped" 335i. By your story......u should walk one too. I can find you a car to run......we can all meet up the same day you run Carl so we can kill 2 birds with one stone.

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Old Sep 1, 2008 | 09:54 PM
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Originally Posted by Jons95c36amg
Too many but for comparison EvilE doesnt know what he is talking about. So my bros GTO is a good reference on what level he is in. Come on a stock 335i runs close with my bros GTO which had been proven. So a stock 535i which is 400lbs heavier will be humilitated by my Clk55. These are real life experiences. No bench racing.
I have had a W210 E55 with a supercharger and my chipped 335i is much faster and has more tq. The 535i to everyone surprise only weighs about 120lbs more than a 335i. There are many chipped 535i running in the 12.3 to 12.6 range with traps in the 111mph area. I'm sorry to say but if you beat a chipped 535i its only because of a bad driver. BTW the auto's are faster than the sticks because of the lower gearing and the new BMW auto tranny's only lose a few HP over the stick, the fastest 3.0 twin turbo BMW cars are automatics. Beating a stock GTO isn't really saying much, but I am a very big fan of the CLK 55
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Old Sep 1, 2008 | 11:05 PM
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I have had a W210 E55 with a supercharger and my chipped 335i is much faster and has more tq. The 535i to everyone surprise only weighs about 120lbs more than a 335i. There are many chipped 535i running in the 12.3 to 12.6 range with traps in the 111mph area. I'm sorry to say but if you beat a chipped 535i its only because of a bad driver. BTW the auto's are faster than the sticks because of the lower gearing and the new BMW auto tranny's only lose a few HP over the stick, the fastest 3.0 twin turbo BMW cars are automatics. Beating a stock GTO isn't really saying much, but I am a very big fan of the CLK 55
Just look at the stats for the stock 535i they are on par with the 04 GTOs #s. My bros bolton GTO gets walked pretty bad. It was a closer run with the chipped 535i. But he did get walked and made a fool out of himself Stop the bull**** bench racing and get into real life.
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Old Sep 1, 2008 | 11:11 PM
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Originally Posted by EvilllEmpirE
What do you know. "EvilE" doesn't know what he's talking about when it comes comparisons with other car? Riiiiiight. LOL........you must be reading up real good on Car and Driver or Motor Trend again.

How many encounters with the Twin-Turbo BMW cars have you EVER had? Stock, lightly modded, and Heavily modded. "One" maybe? And it was this 535 Automatic u speak of in this silly thread.

I've had more than enough experiences with them (bone stock ones, chipped ones, with dp's or without, intake, full exhaust, etc...u name it, I've ran it). If it was a "Chipped" 335 or 535 (doesn't even matter which one since your race was from a roll).....it would not be a walking. Oh wait....unless your CLK55 is just a freak and the fastest stock CLK55 around.

As far as you brother's GTO.......i really don't give a sh*t about that

Anyways.......I'd like to see your car versus just a "chipped" 335i. By your story......u should walk one too. I can find you a car to run......we can all meet up the same day you run Carl so we can kill 2 birds with one stone.
What is this with 335i? I just had a nice talk with this guy before the run and I thought I would get beat but not the case. He was chipped and it was a organized run Stop this bench racing and come to reality dude
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Old Sep 1, 2008 | 11:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Jons95c36amg
Just look at the stats for the stock 535i they are on par with the 04 GTOs #s. My bros bolton GTO gets walked pretty bad. It was a closer run with the chipped 535i. But he did get walked and made a fool out of himself Stop the bull**** bench racing and get into real life.
LOL, I have seen seen chipped 535i, GTO and CLK55 run and the track. The 535i always wins over the other two stockers. My 335i is keeping up with Mod'd 211 E55's, a stock CLK 55 is not even in the same league. My 335, is getting about 370whp with 420wtq, a stock CLK has a 21% tranny loss and has about the same as my old 210E55 295whp and 315wtq. Sorry but the numbers don't lie.
There is always possible the 535i guy only had a Juice Box stage 1 and that is only worth 20whp

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Old Sep 1, 2008 | 11:27 PM
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LOL, I have seen seen chipped 535i, GTO and CLK55 run and the track. The 535i always wins over the other two stockers. My 335i is keeping up with Mod'd 211 E55's, a stock CLK 55 is not even in the same league. My 335, is getting about 370whp with 420wtq, a stock CLK has a 21% tranny loss and has about the same as my old 210E55 295whp and 315wtq. Sorry but the numbers don't lie.
There is always possible the 535i guy only had a Juice Box stage 1 and that is only worth 20whp
First of all the 210 e55 is 300lbs heavier over the clk55. Anyway on a roll this chipped 535i lost. Screw the #s this is what happened and the 535i guy ran with his tail between his legs
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Old Sep 1, 2008 | 11:43 PM
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Originally Posted by Jons95c36amg
First of all the 210 e55 is 300lbs heavier over the clk55. Anyway on a roll this chipped 535i lost. Screw the #s this is what happened and the 535i guy ran with his tail between his legs
I'm not doubting what happened but it was because A. the 535i was stock or had only a stage one JB1 tune or B. the driver can't drive.
BTW I was talking about E55 and CLK having the same dyno numbers, weight has nothing to do with whp on the dyno.
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Originally Posted by EvilllEmpirE
What do you know. "EvilE" doesn't know what he's talking about when it comes comparisons with other car? Riiiiiight. LOL........you must be reading up real good on Car and Driver or Motor Trend again.

How many encounters with the Twin-Turbo BMW cars have you EVER had? Stock, lightly modded, and Heavily modded. "One" maybe? And it was this 535 Automatic u speak of in this silly thread.

I've had more than enough experiences with them (bone stock ones, chipped ones, with dp's or without, intake, full exhaust, etc...u name it, I've ran it). If it was a "Chipped" 335 or 535 (doesn't even matter which one since your race was from a roll).....it would not be a walking. Oh wait....unless your CLK55 is just a freak and the fastest stock CLK55 around.

As far as you brother's GTO.......i really don't give a sh*t about that

Anyways.......I'd like to see your car versus just a "chipped" 335i. By your story......u should walk one too. I can find you a car to run......we can all meet up the same day you run Carl so we can kill 2 birds with one stone.
Jon is a hypocritical anomaly on this forum. On what Long Island Street did you race on? I thought it was track only for you?

Hey Jackson, just out of curiosity what FAT times does your wagon run?
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Jon, please stop posting. You are an embarassment to these forums. NOBODY cares about your fantasy street races.
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Jon, please stop posting. You are an embarassment to these forums. NOBODY cares about your fantasy street races.
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Jon, please stop posting. You are an embarassment to these forums. NOBODY cares about your fantasy street races.
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I'm not doubting what happened but it was because A. the 535i was stock or had only a stage one JB1 tune or B. the driver can't drive.
BTW I was talking about E55 and CLK having the same dyno numbers, weight has nothing to do with whp on the dyno.
His 535i was an auto so there is no driver error at a roll which we took off the same time. I know the e55 and clk55 has the same dyno #s but the clk55 has the lbs advantage meaning its faster. Anyway he said his 535i was chipped putting 360whp
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Originally Posted by Militant-Grunt
Jon is a hypocritical anomaly on this forum. On what Long Island Street did you race on? I thought it was track only for you?

Hey Jackson, just out of curiosity what FAT times does your wagon run?
On the open roads of Mexico.
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