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Old 04-07-2009, 01:17 AM
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CL65 AMG VS Porche Boxer

Was taking a ride in a friends CL65 AMG (He's loaded, By the way!). Me and him were in the car, some guy in a boxer came up to me and revved his engine. I gave him the signal to race him, we were at the red light turned green I nailed He nailed. I got past him, blew him away. I beat him down route one, he was disgusted when I beat him. It was the greatest adrenaline rush I've had this month. By the way, the car is NOT limited anymore, because I took the limitor off.
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nice. a CL65 AMG vs a Boxter is like me racing a Lexus LS430. a kill is a kill, though yours was probably more of a mutilation
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Why didn't you just find a little girl on a pink Huffy and blow the streamers off that thing?
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Why didn't you just find a little girl on a pink Huffy and blow the streamers off that thing?
Oh damn CH... the huffy would had a good 60 inch time Im sure...

Call out the Boxer again in the mountains, the extra hp wont help you unless you find some straights....

But this is a kill stories section so congrats
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Why bother if you're going to sarcastic?!
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what's impressive about beating a boxter... since you are racing boxters, why not race toyota tundras, honda civics or chrysler mini vans... CL65 could beat a boxter and practically anything on the road with out even trying. Glad for your win but this wasn't a race ... anything less than a m6, z06, 911 turbo is not a race but you beating up on some poor guy who should have know better than to challenge you.
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Originally Posted by jamaicakevkev
...beating up on some poor guy who should have know better than to challenge you...
this is the point. he didn't say he initiated the encounter, but when challenged (regardless of by what car) what are you supposed to do? this is just maintaining pecking order on the street. how was the other guy supposed to learn that he shouldn't have challenged unless he received proper feedback (read 'beatdown')? I agree it's not really glorious, but it is an appropriate response.
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Originally Posted by jamaicakevkev
what's impressive about beating a boxter... since you are racing boxters, why not race toyota tundras, honda civics or chrysler mini vans... CL65 could beat a boxter and practically anything on the road with out even trying. Glad for your win but this wasn't a race ... anything less than a m6, z06, 911 turbo is not a race but you beating up on some poor guy who should have know better than to challenge you.
I disagree. The Boxster driver may have been under the false impression that just because his car has a Porsche emblem on it ...that it was the higher performing car (in a straight line). Let's not forget that it was the P-car driver who rev'ed their engine. As I like to say...'you mess with a bull....you get the horns....'.

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this is the point. he didn't say he initiated the encounter, but when challenged (regardless of by what car) what are you supposed to do? this is just maintaining pecking order on the street. how was the other guy supposed to learn that he shouldn't have challenged unless he received proper feedback (read 'beatdown')? I agree it's not really glorious, but it is an appropriate response.
+1... I didn't read this until after I posted (you must have snuck that in while I was composing mine...you b@st@rd )...you crystallized my thoughts completely...

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Originally Posted by jamaicakevkev
what's impressive about beating a boxter... since you are racing boxters, why not race toyota tundras, honda civics or chrysler mini vans... CL65 could beat a boxter and practically anything on the road with out even trying. Glad for your win but this wasn't a race ... anything less than a m6, z06, 911 turbo is not a race but you beating up on some poor guy who should have know better than to challenge you.
The 65 could beat the 997 Turbo and he's picking on a little Boxter... it was even the S!
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I disagree. The Boxster driver may have been under the false impression that just because his car has a Porsche emblem on it ...that it was the higher performing car (in a straight line). Let's not forget that it was the P-car driver who rev'ed their engine. As I like to say...'you mess with a bull....you get the horns....'.

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So if a nerdy little 5th grader comes up to you and says they can kick your a$$, your going to punch him in the face to set him straight?
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So if a nerdy little 5th grader comes up to you and says they can kick your a$$, your going to punch him in the face to set him straight?
Your analogy is a bit off but funny
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Originally Posted by jamaicakevkev
why not race toyota tundras, honda civics or chrysler mini vans...
Is that the new thing now...I have a few friends dropping a tundra motor on subarus STI's and such...whats the deal with that? maybe you could chime in if you know about it. thx.

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Is that the new thing now...I have a few friends dropping a tundra motor on subarus STI's and such...whats the deal with that? maybe you could chime in if you know about it. thx.

Good Kill....You mess with fire, you get burned. lol...
I have seen many a honda civic that would smoke a CL65--- Jody we live in the real world--- if someone wants to play on the road and its safe, lets go.
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Originally Posted by Akademiks
So if a nerdy little 5th grader comes up to you and says they can kick your a$$, your going to punch him in the face to set him straight?

Nah...more like you saying you can kick my @ss....

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Originally Posted by Akademiks
So if a nerdy little 5th grader comes up to you and says they can kick your a$$, your going to punch him in the face to set him straight?
You do what you have to do for the win.I would then dump his backpack and break all of his crayons.
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Originally Posted by C43AMG
You do what you have to do for the win.I would then dump his backpack and break all of his crayons.
LOL!!!
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I have seen many a honda civic that would smoke a CL65--- Jody we live in the real world--- if someone wants to play on the road and its safe, lets go.
I agree with you there.
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Nah...more like you saying you can kick my @ss....

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Nah...more like you saying you can kick my @ss....

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Originally Posted by C43AMG
You do what you have to do for the win.I would then dump his backpack and break all of his crayons.
Well said, take it to his level.
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I'm a cage fighter.
That's cool....cause their ain't no cage that can contain me....YEAH!!!!

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Originally Posted by TMC M5
That's cool....cause their ain't no cage that can contain me....YEAH!!!!

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There is when you're KO'd!!!!
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There is when you're KO'd!!!!
Easy there MMA superstar...here is some math for you:

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= rough times for akademiks (or a 5th grader)



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