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Old Mar 23, 2012 | 11:19 PM
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CLS 63 Twin Turbo VS Nissan Quest

Nissan Quest was stock. Reacted to the downshift of the CLS. CLS did make up a couple lengths but not enough to cut back into lane. CLS was also doing a illegal manuever and failed to use signal. Speed was from 30mph to 60mph.

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Old Mar 24, 2012 | 05:24 PM
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Stop making threads about this...The CLS spun out when he stepped on it.

IF you think the minivan had anything on the CLS63 than you're a moron.
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Old Mar 24, 2012 | 05:26 PM
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Haters gonna hate

nissan shafted him big time
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Old Mar 24, 2012 | 05:28 PM
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Haters gonna hate

nissan shafted him big time
You must be right the Nissan is faster than the CLS....

Are you one of those kids that does drive-bys on the highway and then turn on their blinkers .

Your involvement in this is interesting though cause you seem to care so much about the outcome, your not a bystander.

Was that your dad in the Nissan?
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Old Mar 24, 2012 | 05:35 PM
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Lol. Nissan isnt faster but way better in this case. Nothing illegal for chaning lanes for nissan. CLS guy was embarrassed after.
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Old Mar 24, 2012 | 05:47 PM
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Lol. Nissan isnt faster but way better in this case. Nothing illegal for chaning lanes for nissan. CLS guy was embarrassed after.
The **** you even talk about legal or illegal? What does that have to do with anything?

Speedlimit is 35mph and he was speeding, looks like a construction zone so even less maybe therefore they were both illegal. But what does it matter.

It's not a kill and the CLS is still faster.
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Old Mar 24, 2012 | 10:43 PM
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Lol. Nissan isnt faster but way better in this case. Nothing illegal for chaning lanes for nissan. CLS guy was embarrassed after.
Both drivers were doing things illegal and dangerous when they BOTH did maneuvers on a road like that near traffic and construction.

Both drivers were idiots. No car here is better than the other. Only comparing drivers.

In fact, I wouldn't even consider that a real race! A real race is from the dig, a roll etc. that to me was just aggressive lane changing and dangerous driving with some hard acceleration from the Nissan mainly.

And what's the point of posting this and passing it off as race where you clearly favorite the Nissan Quest... Do you drive Quests and try to race cars like that and do ricer flybys?
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Old Mar 25, 2012 | 11:39 AM
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Old Mar 26, 2012 | 09:34 AM
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Cls is not fast enough to pull stuff like that. 911 turbo or gtr might have not been shafted
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Cls is not fast enough to pull stuff like that. 911 turbo or gtr might have not been shafted
really?
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Old Mar 26, 2012 | 10:56 AM
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Did the cls merge back in or get shafted. The cls made up car lengths since it started behind. It was just not fast enough to cut back in. You see the cls flying down after compared to the van. Cls is just not fast enough
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Old Mar 26, 2012 | 11:23 AM
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you win, im buying a quest now
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Old Mar 26, 2012 | 11:33 AM
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Old Mar 26, 2012 | 11:36 AM
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Did the cls merge back in or get shafted. The cls made up car lengths since it started behind. It was just not fast enough to cut back in. You see the cls flying down after compared to the van. Cls is just not fast enough
No.... the driver of the CLS didn't stand on it early enough....he probably wasn't thinking that the Quest was going to gun it and change lanes at the same time. That is a driver fail...not the car.... just like your thread is a fail because of you....not the video itself....

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dude is just goading you guys on, quit taking the bait, no one is stupid enough to actually believe the CLS is a slow car.
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dude is just goading you guys on, quit taking the bait, no one is stupid enough to actually believe the CLS is a slow car.
I'll take the bait.... the boat AND the fisherman..... that is how an internet bad @ss rolls!!!!
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Cls is not fast enough to pull stuff like that. 911 turbo or gtr might have not been shafted
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Did the cls merge back in or get shafted. The cls made up car lengths since it started behind. It was just not fast enough to cut back in. You see the cls flying down after compared to the van. Cls is just not fast enough
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You must have half a brain. Which mental institution let you out?
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You guys don't know what you're talking about. The Nissan clearly won! Even with the bad launch and two mis-shifts, on cold all-season tires.
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this thread rocks. And to think of all the cash I wasted on my Benz when I could have been laying waste in a Quest! My bad.
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I ran one of those things awhile back, and it wasn't pretty.

He accelerated so hard that he did kind of like a reverse wheelie (lifted the rear wheels off of the ground, mirror image of what the new Shelby 1000 did in that genuine photo everyone has posted), and was ripping the pavement up off of the ground. Chunks of it were zinging through the air like little missiles, one of which unfortunately punctured a fuel tank at a nearby air base...well, the flyboys were *not* pleased about the resultant explosion, and scrambled a few F15s to handle this upstart, who by then was 3.5 miles ahead of me...

As soon as they approached him, I saw a gigantic mushroom cloud-shaped dust plume that was maybe 100 stories high, which unfortunately caused the F15s to crash...and suddenly I saw a similar dust plume behind me, and f**k me if he hadn't circled the globe and lapped me around the circumference of the Earth.

And this jerk was NOT a gracious winner either, he cut me off and flipped me off as he drove by, and his kids were mooning me from the back. One of them threw a moon pie at me, and it stuck RIGHT in the center of the grill on the three pointed star.

Don't mess with those things, they're nutso fast.

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Originally Posted by Improviz
I ran one of those things awhile back, and it wasn't pretty.

He accelerated so hard that he did kind of like a reverse wheelie (lifted the rear wheels off of the ground, mirror image of what the new Shelby 1000 did in that genuine photo everyone has posted), and was ripping the pavement up off of the ground. Chunks of it were zinging through the air like little missiles, one of which unfortunately punctured a fuel tank at a nearby air base...well, the flyboys were *not* pleased about the resultant explosion, and scrambled a few F15s to handle this upstart, who by then was 3.5 miles ahead of me...

As soon as they approached him, I saw a gigantic mushroom cloud-shaped dust plume that was maybe 100 stories high, which unfortunately caused the F15s to crash...and suddenly I saw a similar dust plume behind me, and f**k me if he hadn't circled the globe and lapped me around the circumference of the Earth.

And this jerk was NOT a gracious winner either, he cut me off and flipped me off as he drove by, and his kids were mooning me from the back. One of them threw a moon pie at me, and it stuck RIGHT in the center of the grill on the three pointed star.

Don't mess with those things, they're nutso fast.
You forgot to mention that they lapped you 498 more times in the next 497 seconds, and then you all shot the $h!t at a 7-Eleven where they told you they were just practicing for the Earth 500.
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