So the other day I was in the Molcasalsa parking lot and there were like 13 hot chicks eating quesadillas. I started revving up the srt8 and the benches that they were sitting on started shaking. I swear to god these babes started rubbing each others **** and lifting up each others skirts!!! Then two of these chicks climbed in the passenger seat of my ride and started getting down so hardcore...they were moaning so loud that Hector (the owner) came outside and told me i had to leave!!! Even though he kicked me out, he gave me a card to get free food delivered whenever I want, and said I was the biggest pimp he had ever met. Anyways, the babes were like telling me they wanted to have a threesome with me in the srt8, and saying that they wanted to screw. Suddenly this dude who had been trying to mack these chicks came over, all pissed off, and was like, "Let's race! Winner get's to threesome the babes!!!" And I was like, "Okay bra, but don't cry when I dust your ***!" So he walked over to his ML 63 and revved it hard! I was like, "Big whoop" and I revved it back harder...the babes were goin' nuts! So we pulled out onto 33rd south and this renob was totally scared I was gonna waste his butt so he started makin' excuses, telling me his CEL was on and what not. We pulled up to a red light and waited... just as the light turned green I put the pedal to the metal and saw nothing but headlights getting smaller and smaller in my rearview! He tried his hardest to catch me, but he never had a chance against the srt8! The chicks hung their massive juggs out the window and flipped the guy off. I pulled over into a parking lot and about 20 seconds later the loser sped by. The babes were so turned on by my driving that they just started frenching me and taking off my clothes! The rest of this story is WAY too graphic, but I will tell you this... they were both VIRGINS!!!!!! I banged 'em both and they both had like 20 orgasms before I kicked 'em out for messing up my interior! Let's see your Mercedes do that!!!

 

...........interesting little insight into the psyche of SRT8 owners. I think psychologists refer to it as compensating for small phalus.

Ted

 

Come on Mods... Can we get rid of this guy??? I can't believe I wasted 1 minute of my life that I'll never get back reading his post.

 

All this and then he had to wake up. So Sad

 

When I was at band camp I - grow up

 

OMG YO, THATZ M@DD TIIIIIGHT YO. I WISH my BENZ waz TeH SEX too and not the SUXXORZ...

Now when you exit the redneck town you live in and apologize to your two younger sisters for defiling them, come back to reality and realize you dont have a license yet

 

 

someone else not me, didnt think you were allowed to make similar names on this site. but if you look at the number of post i have and he has you can tell some douchbag is just trying to impersonate me. he obviously has a small dick. no worries

BlackSRT8 and BlackSRT8. small change witht the period at the end.

 

Just having some fun as I know the mods will be clicking ban button shortly.

parking cars..

I stared in the windows at the patrons

got to park a Jeep

I jack to **** at home

please see above post on whacking

possible stomach virus from bad Mexican food

all you can eat buffet pass

and when he gets his learners permit, we are gonna go cruisin

"Sir, we've waiting for our jeep for 20 mins now, we only have an hour lunch"

like most classy future trophy wives do

strange transition to "street race story"

battle of the SUV's...winner gets an STD


I'm back to work....anyone wanna finish, please feel free.


And I was like, "Okay bra, but don't cry when I dust your ***!" So he walked over to his ML 63 and revved it hard! I was like, "Big whoop" and I revved it back harder...the babes were goin' nuts! So we pulled out onto 33rd south and this renob was totally scared I was gonna waste his butt so he started makin' excuses, telling me his CEL was on and what not. We pulled up to a red light and waited... just as the light turned green I put the pedal to the metal and saw nothing but headlights getting smaller and smaller in my rearview! He tried his hardest to catch me, but he never had a chance against the srt8! The chicks hung their massive juggs out the window and flipped the guy off. I pulled over into a parking lot and about 20 seconds later the loser sped by. The babes were so turned on by my driving that they just started frenching me and taking off my clothes! The rest of this story is WAY too graphic, but I will tell you this... they were both VIRGINS!!!!!! I banged 'em both and they both had like 20 orgasms before I kicked 'em out for messing up my interior! Let's see your Mercedes do that!!!

 

I love quesadillas

 

 

Sure, chicks will dig into a Jeep rathar than a Benz , must be some ghetto, drug addicting chicks you are banging there. Anyway, don't hate the high rollers, hate the game.

 

Please delete this thread and ban this guy.

He is giving the SRT-8 Jeep a bad name.

The SRT-8 is the the cousin of the ML63 and it should be given the respect that it deserves.

Yes,
the ML63 is the ONLY choice if money is not an issue.

But,
if you prefer a bargain,
or if you don't have the disposable income,
the SRT-8 is the best bang for buck SUV ever and will hang with the ML63.

 

Virgins...

BlackSRT8,
I think your delusional, retarded, inmature little brother got a hold of your log in and id for mbworld. You might want to check him for this because he is really making you sound like a ****!

 

BlackSRT8 and BlackSRT8(.) are two different people with two different IP addresses, login passwords, etc. Occassionally, we have some immature individuals who like to parody other members. This is one such case.

BlackSRT8(.), do not start another thread on this topic or you will be suspended like your friend Redc55amg.

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