Stomped the sh** out of a vette
04-09-2006, 10:45 PM
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Stomped the sh** out of a vette
Tonight my wife and I were coming home after getting a bite from Wendys. I have a cold and I'm felling like crap. As I am passing through an intersection, I see a couple of Xenon lights at the light waiting to turn. As I got a little closer I see that it was a hooked up corvette with a big fin on the back. No biggie, so I kept driving. I then looked into the rearview mirror, and saw a set of Xenon lights coming up on me kind of fast.
Guess who? The freakin vette did a u-turn, and passed me by one car length. This guy was on the prowl and he found his worst night mare. He put his car in neutral and revved as loud as he could, so I obliged him by shooting about 3 car lengths ahead and slowed. Boy did this get him going. He decided to go for it all. He pulled up next to my rear bumper, and the last thing I saw were these two blue lights getting smaller every 10th of a second. This guy was so embarrassed that he turned into the publix parking lot to return his car from the place of purchase.
Another fool died with AMG burnt into his chest tonight. I beg of you my fellow 3 point stars, give him your prayers. Looks like a SL500 and Flies like a F-16.
Guess who? The freakin vette did a u-turn, and passed me by one car length. This guy was on the prowl and he found his worst night mare. He put his car in neutral and revved as loud as he could, so I obliged him by shooting about 3 car lengths ahead and slowed. Boy did this get him going. He decided to go for it all. He pulled up next to my rear bumper, and the last thing I saw were these two blue lights getting smaller every 10th of a second. This guy was so embarrassed that he turned into the publix parking lot to return his car from the place of purchase.
Another fool died with AMG burnt into his chest tonight. I beg of you my fellow 3 point stars, give him your prayers. Looks like a SL500 and Flies like a F-16.
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04-10-2006, 11:23 AM
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Originally Posted by DBERRY7578
This guy was so embarrassed that he turned into the publix parking lot to return his car from the place of purchase.
Another fool died with AMG burnt into his chest tonight. I beg of you my fellow 3 point stars, give him your prayers. Looks like a SL500 and Flies like a F-16.
Another fool died with AMG burnt into his chest tonight. I beg of you my fellow 3 point stars, give him your prayers. Looks like a SL500 and Flies like a F-16.
04-10-2006, 11:50 AM
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same thing, differnt breed.
I have almost the same story except mine involves a 2006 Mustang GT. I was looking at the Mustang (I was admiring the 18" wheels and the sound of the flowmasters) I guess he took it as a challenge. He punched the gas (as I listened to the beautiful sound of the flowmasters something clicked in my caveman brain, I followed with a lead foot of my own... I few seconds later the only view he had of the road had "AMG" and a 3 pointed star. I am sure he is at home right now trying to install a NOS system. 
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04-10-2006, 07:29 PM
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I guess these guys don't read much.
But in their defense...after they have been driving around in a F-150 or a Tahoe all day and they get in a 'vette I guess they think they are GOD. I suppose this guy thought he was jumping on somebody like me!!
But in their defense...after they have been driving around in a F-150 or a Tahoe all day and they get in a 'vette I guess they think they are GOD. I suppose this guy thought he was jumping on somebody like me!!
04-10-2006, 08:08 PM
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Originally Posted by Johnec
I have almost the same story except mine involves a 2006 Mustang GT. I was looking at the Mustang (I was admiring the 18" wheels and the sound of the flowmasters) I guess he took it as a challenge. He punched the gas (as I listened to the beautiful sound of the flowmasters something clicked in my caveman brain, I followed with a lead foot of my own... I few seconds later the only view he had of the road had "AMG" and a 3 pointed star. I am sure he is at home right now trying to install a NOS system.
LOL
04-10-2006, 08:20 PM
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Total BS story. There aint no SL65 owners eating at Wendy's 
(When wife doesn't know)
04-10-2006, 08:39 PM
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'06 E55, '05 SLK55, a few others
I'm so ashamed. My E55 has been seen at Taco bell and Jack in the Box. 
By the way guys, he said SL65.
By the way guys, he said SL65.
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04-10-2006, 09:21 PM
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[QUOTE=Fast55]I so ashamed. My E55 has been seen at Taco bell and Jack in the Box. QUOTE]
I took my new SL to Walmart today for a quick errand. I knew it was risky, but I ran REALLY fast. . .
QUOTE]I took my new SL to Walmart today for a quick errand. I knew it was risky, but I ran REALLY fast. . .
04-10-2006, 09:28 PM
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LOL.
I've done that before. What a weird feeling.
Originally Posted by Fast55
I so ashamed. My E55 has been seen at Taco bell and Jack in the Box. QUOTE]
I took my new SL to Walmart today for a quick errand. I knew it was risky, but I ran REALLY fast. . .
QUOTE]I took my new SL to Walmart today for a quick errand. I knew it was risky, but I ran REALLY fast. . .
LOL.
I've done that before. What a weird feeling.
04-11-2006, 02:17 PM
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hey guys dont bash wally-world, I had to stop in there ALL THE TIME for a few months!! Up until recently, wally world were the only store that carried my 4yr old sons Star Wars Titanium ships.....
04-11-2006, 07:18 PM
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I still shop there...
that's why I drive a C32... don't have that kind of "dough"
I don't mind contributing to China's economy's every time I shop as Sam's or Walmart. Also contributing to our serious trade defecit between China and USA.
We send raw materials and we get cheap TV, DVD players, LCD's and Plasmas!
the good OLE American way.
that's why I drive a C32... don't have that kind of "dough"
I don't mind contributing to China's economy's every time I shop as Sam's or Walmart. Also contributing to our serious trade defecit between China and USA.
We send raw materials and we get cheap TV, DVD players, LCD's and Plasmas!
the good OLE American way.
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Originally Posted by Dead Ringer
hey guys dont bash wally-world, I had to stop in there ALL THE TIME for a few months!! Up until recently, wally world were the only store that carried my 4yr old sons Star Wars Titanium ships.....
I can relate! My kids are set on a particular pancake mix that ONLY Walmart carries, so I ran in, cleared the shelf, paid, and ran out fast. I am so afraid of car door dings on the side of my new SL. I go into a panic attack everytime I go into a store. I could have taken the Highlander to Walmart, but that SL is just TOO MUCH FUN to let sit in the garage on a nice day.
To make the trip more enjoyable, though, I chose the Walmart furthest from my house, so I had a nice, long drive. My errands are taking 40 times longer now that I have the SL.
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Originally Posted by spnslc
LOL.
I can relate! My kids are set on a particular pancake mix that ONLY Walmart carries, so I ran in, cleared the shelf, paid, and ran out fast. I am so afraid of car door dings on the side of my new SL. I go into a panic attack everytime I go into a store. I could have taken the Highlander to Walmart, but that SL is just TOO MUCH FUN to let sit in the garage on a nice day. To make the trip more enjoyable, though, I chose the Walmart furthest from my house, so I had a nice, long drive. My errands are taking 40 times longer now that I have the SL.
I can relate! My kids are set on a particular pancake mix that ONLY Walmart carries, so I ran in, cleared the shelf, paid, and ran out fast. I am so afraid of car door dings on the side of my new SL. I go into a panic attack everytime I go into a store. I could have taken the Highlander to Walmart, but that SL is just TOO MUCH FUN to let sit in the garage on a nice day.
To make the trip more enjoyable, though, I chose the Walmart furthest from my house, so I had a nice, long drive. My errands are taking 40 times longer now that I have the SL. I'll go wherever I need to go, as long as the store is safe and clean.
04-30-2006, 07:55 PM
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When my uncle left for Asia he left me with his SL65. I took it every where. I remember I was getting the worst service from this asian chick working at the toys department in Foothill Ranch. She'd dress like she is going to a dance club for work. She wears this fake gucci glasses and work in her dept. with her head tilted high. To make the story short, she caught me pulling in with the SL65, followed me to the toys dept. and giving me a bunch small talks, and all the time I am thinking to myself what a gold digger. The next time I walked in the store, she stalked me only to find her jaws on the floor acknowledging how smoking hot my woman is and admiring her at the same time. My woman thought she is a weirdo.
04-30-2006, 09:16 PM
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[QUOTE=spnslc]
My SL has been at the Home Depot parking lot a few times...and is at the local Taco Bell atleast once a month
Originally Posted by Fast55
I so ashamed. My E55 has been seen at Taco bell and Jack in the Box. QUOTE]
I took my new SL to Walmart today for a quick errand. I knew it was risky, but I ran REALLY fast. . .
QUOTE]I took my new SL to Walmart today for a quick errand. I knew it was risky, but I ran REALLY fast. . .
My SL has been at the Home Depot parking lot a few times...and is at the local Taco Bell atleast once a month
