The best kill story ever!
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The best kill story ever!
I was driving down highway 101 in the Benz. I had just finished adjusting the throttle linkage because it wasn’t opening all the way, so I wanted to see what the
Benz would do. Anyways I’m coming from San Francisco going back home with my friend Mika. Anyways, I’m doing about 150mph, constantly for about hmm already 5 minutes? When I get a call, I tell Mika to pick it up since I’m driving.
Her- Hello? Hey whats up?
Her- Hey it’s your little brother, he wants to know where we are
Me- Oh, tell him we are heading home.
Her- ‘We are heading home’
*she puts the phone on speaker mode*
Little brother- Ic, how fast is EG going?
Her- How fast are you going Enrique? * –looking at me- with that look!*
Me- Tell him 150 and why is he asking
Her- He said 150mph, why?
Little brother- Oh really?
I hear my little brother say – Yup that’s him
Little brother- Tell him my dad and I just saw a green Benz flying by us at about 150mph, and the Sheriff *dad* said to pull the F over
Me- ……..
Mika- Oh really…hahahaha
Me- …….
Mika- Don’t worry I’ll make sure he pulls over right now, bye.
……………………….the rest is history…..
No more Benz for another week, dad said next time he finds out I do something dumb, he’s going to break the car with his bear arms, and ill have to take the bus to school. YIKES!
Benz would do. Anyways I’m coming from San Francisco going back home with my friend Mika. Anyways, I’m doing about 150mph, constantly for about hmm already 5 minutes? When I get a call, I tell Mika to pick it up since I’m driving.
Her- Hello? Hey whats up?
Her- Hey it’s your little brother, he wants to know where we are
Me- Oh, tell him we are heading home.
Her- ‘We are heading home’
*she puts the phone on speaker mode*
Little brother- Ic, how fast is EG going?
Her- How fast are you going Enrique? * –looking at me- with that look!*
Me- Tell him 150 and why is he asking
Her- He said 150mph, why?
Little brother- Oh really?
I hear my little brother say – Yup that’s him
Little brother- Tell him my dad and I just saw a green Benz flying by us at about 150mph, and the Sheriff *dad* said to pull the F over
Me- ……..
Mika- Oh really…hahahaha
Me- …….
Mika- Don’t worry I’ll make sure he pulls over right now, bye.
……………………….the rest is history…..
No more Benz for another week, dad said next time he finds out I do something dumb, he’s going to break the car with his bear arms, and ill have to take the bus to school. YIKES!
