Okay, so I live in an island town connected to the mainland by a long narrow road called the causeway. This causeway is about 3 miles long and has a 2 mile straightaway. It curves at both ends, so it's impossible for cops to radar you because they can't see you due to the center wall curving around, blocking all sight. This center wall separates the 2 inbound and 2 outbound lanes. So, as you can imagine the sky is the limit on this strip. Also, right before the causeway is a 3 point rotary.

So, the other day, I'm on my way home, approaching the rotary. There is a car a good distance away, so I speed into the rotary and accelerate through the turn to avoid holding up traffic. Apparently, the driver that I "cut off" didn't like the way I drive very much, so he pulls into the left lane and passes me just as we're getting onto the causeway. (For the record, I have no idea what he's driving, just some old domestic car) I never turn down a challenge so I follow suit and tailgate him. He sees what I'm getting at and steps on the pedal and his bulky old car slowly makes its way up the speedometer. I tailgate him all the way up to about 90 (speed limit here is 45) and just up ahead, also in the left lane, is an innocent Toyota Camry.
At this point, all three drivers make their own moves:
Camry: sees us coming at him really fast, so starts to get into the right lane
Sh*tbox: Wants to pass Camry, so also starts to get into the right lane
Me: I want to pass both of them, so I get into the right lane

So, before we know it, we're all in the right lane with the Camry up front doing the speed limit and me and this sh*tbox doing 90. I reacted before the 'kill' did, so I quickly get into the left lane and floor it through the quickshift and I box in the other driver in the right lane, forcing him to slam on his brakes, nearly hitting the Camry. I then slowed down to the speed limit and gracefully made my exit.

The best part is today in school, I walk into English class and this kid is like: "Kevin, drivers in the rotary have the right of way!"
I'm standing there like what the hell is this kid talking about? Did I cut him off this morning or something? He then proceeds to tell me the story and I realize that that was him that I absolutely PWNED! He said he almost shat himself because he thought he was going to nail that Camry.

It wasn't really a kill, but one of more triumphant moments of driving this W203.

 

That sounds stupid and reckless.... You have no right to put others at risk like that.. I dont care if you know them or not..

 

i agree 100%

 

but

 

I was racking my brain for an explanation as to why someone would bother with the typing up of such an inane and idiotic story until I read this passage:


'Nuff said.

 

That was the dumbest "kill" story I have ever read. Just so you know, a "Kill Story" is when you race someone with a somewhat comparable or better car and you have a good race. Not when you almost KILL them you dip****.

 

Moron!

 

Bet you guys an internet beer he wont come back lol

 

 

Agreed.

WTH would you try and make someone get into an accident? You're lucky your friend didn't beat you up the next day.

 

HAHA GREAT STORY!!! I WOULD OF TOLD THAT CLOWN THAT IT WAS ME AND IF HE WANTD TO FIGHT KICKED HIS *** AGAIN. Thats his fault for being a dumbass driver. should of just stayed in the left lane.

 

just so you guys know, it didn't come down to the point where he was at a considerable risk of hitting the other driver...boxing him in didn't mean he was going to die...it just meant that he would need to slow down and forfeit the run...

 

hahahaahah hilariousss

 

rarely is something more entertaining than a thread back-fire.

ps:

 

u never exagerrate in stories?

 

my bad, i didn't know your story was 'exaggerated' to make it more interesting, i just quoted what you typed.

 

I want to know where you can find a road like that in Boston? The only one that I know of would be the leading out to the Long Island Shelter / Half-way House

Oh wait, I know where that is now. Do you live in Manhart off the coast of Lynn by Rt 1a?

 

the town is nahant, and yeah i do

it obviously wasnt as close of a call as i made it sound because the kid didnt even talk about the fact that he had to brake, he was pissed that i cut him off in the rotary...

 

I killed a C230 once. Wanna hear the story?

 

sure

 

 

I SLAUGHTERED a C230K wana hear my kill.

 

im not gonna hate on your for posting this stupid thread like everyone else is.

but i will hate on you if that is your house in the background of your sig.. that junk is nice

 

hahaha thats funny kev, I cut off a 4.8 X5 off the bridge today, and he honked the crap out of me. (because he knew it was me), the x5 pulled up, I thought that idiot was gonna curse at me so I raised my finger, and I got a phone call 2 seconds later "put that finger down", I look over, its my friend