Killed a E55, SL55, and CLK55
This statement stands on its own as one of the most hilarious things I've read recently.
(and SVTHorsnake, we're not laughing with you, we're laughing at you - not because of what you drive, but because of what you write)
Last edited by SVTHorsnake; Dec 16, 2004 at 05:38 PM.
READ MY DAMNED POSTS! I didn't flame everyone here. I flamed certain people who contradicted themselves.
think about this:
my w126 is more advanced than any mustang. that should say it all. 177 MB horsepower is better than 500 Ford horsepower. :p
MB vs. Ford hp equation:
MB*2-Ford/2=why MB is better
totally kidding, but i could not resist the temptation to make fun of mullet heads.
ok, ok. ill stop now
Why does Garth Brooks' "I've got friends in low places" keep ringing in my head when I see SVTHorsnake's posts!!!
:v
Last edited by SVTHorsnake; Dec 17, 2004 at 12:38 PM.

The Best of Mercedes & AMG
Can Persians have mullets?
(sees an interesting thread)
(laughs and keeps on laughing)

Wow. This one was worth enough laughs to last me until next year. I have always see this thread on the kill sotry page, but never bothered to check it-- figured it was another juvenile d!ck measuring contest.
Hmm... well, I wasn't far from it, now was I?
This is fun. Oh wait- I should let this thread die. Never. This was a heated debate what happened? And if Fords defense... (thinks of something good to say... anything good to say) it has- it has- it has LEATHER! Ahahaha! Worship me, I have leather!
And AMG!? Crap! Crap, I tell you! I mean, who drives a Mercedes!? Wieghs as much as a fridge. Stupid Mercedes-Benz owners should keep their mouths shut. And, in Fords defense, again, it has 4 wheels AND-AND I tell you, all of one steering wheel! Which is wrapped in leather.
Oh, its fun making a fool of myself, here and there...
Ok, in all seriousness now...
Ford:
Sure. Shove 20K in it, and you'll be untouchable. At least on the streets- track= different story. So when the Stang is not in the shop- no ones safe. But since, all the 11, 10 second Stangs are in the shop being repaired for blown engines and transmission problems, Im king of the road! And even if the stang does beat my stupid E55- oh well, at the end of the day, I drive the Mercedes. At least I lose, getting a back massage.
Mercedes-Benz:
Is not to be messed with. For one thing: You Mustang fools, back to the stables! :v And thats an order! Nobody cares about your Cobra running 1,000 HP at a million PSI!!!! Take that 2FST2FRS **** back to your forums! No one cares! Except maybe TuscanRaider, in which case, he should follow you. Mercedes comes out on top each time, against Ford. And for the Ford GT, find me one for 150K, and by god, tomarrow noon- I will buy it. Fact the matter is- not only is it ugly, damn it, its a Ford. I don't want to buy a 100K plus vehicle (actually 250K plus) and leave it in the shop 3/4 of a month. But thats just me. And TuscanRaider, why are you treasuring trash?
I take care of my vehicles. And, 10 years from now, my SL600 will still be beautiful. What makes a certain car a collectable? Hmm? TuscanRaider? Because its garaged, and has low miles? Heck, my SL600 is garaged and has low miles, is it a collectible (if so SUHWEET!)? Lets add fuel to this thread!
Last edited by Lexani; Jan 15, 2005 at 01:13 PM.

Not lately. 

Yeah... ok friend... what are you smoking? Must be some good, good *****.
Good points you brought up Tuscan...Before i get to it. Cobra is not a bad car the money though i would never own anything besides euro.lol Dollar for dollar they can be fun.
For the price of a GT+40k you can find a nice F-355 and turbo it for from Hamman for 30k total=110k im sure you can outsprint most cars there or a 993 twin turbo with RUF application for around 90K car included.
By competitors I meant BMW, Audi, Lex, etc, The new M45? 335HP. Performance? lets see an E500 keep up.
Yeh Audi was banned from racing whent they developed their quattro all-wheel drive system and still hold the rally record at pikes peak. The M45 was actually designed by Ferry Porsche jr(911 designer) pretty fast car. BMW is the ultimate driving machine(outhandels most cars) and Porsche(outperforms every car) there is no substatute. I guess the best combinations if money is not a factor would be M5, G55 AMG, Cayenne Turbo, 911 turbo+, maybe museum queen F-50 or Carrera GT.
Today there are probably a few cars that "do not depreciate" in the modern era F-50, Carrera Gt, Enzo, F-40, 959, Duer 962, Mclaren SLR. Besides that everything eles bought will be unfortunately not a "Smart buy".
I reved my engine and it was on...I pulled at least 6 cars on him in a little over a 1/4 mile.
You my friend are a moron your car runs an 11.9 which multiple E55's have done and even a bit better. Here is the deal if you were six car lengths ahead in a little over a quarter mile your car either runs the quarter in below 11 seconds or the E55 wasnt racing. And since you claim your car runs an 11.9 i'm gonna go with option B. I like cobras and think they are one of the best bang for the buck cars out there. But myself nor the other members of the forum want to hear this trash get your story straight before you start bench racing.







