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Old Dec 16, 2004 | 05:33 PM
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Originally Posted by FrankW
everyone shut the hell up and let this thread die!!
good call
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Old Dec 16, 2004 | 05:35 PM
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Originally Posted by treynor
> what you mb people need to realize is generalizing is bad,

This statement stands on its own as one of the most hilarious things I've read recently.

(and SVTHorsnake, we're not laughing with you, we're laughing at you - not because of what you drive, but because of what you write)
how is generalizing good? does everybody that owns a mustang have a mullet and care only about straight line speed? And you maybe laughing at only what I write, others ARE laughing at what I drive.

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Old Dec 16, 2004 | 05:36 PM
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Originally Posted by ricky.agrawal
As long as the point gets across, that I wasn't even trying to make an argument. Only a fool comes onto another forum trying to defend his car and ends up flaming the entire forum.

READ MY DAMNED POSTS! I didn't flame everyone here. I flamed certain people who contradicted themselves.
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Old Dec 16, 2004 | 05:47 PM
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Oh hell I can't resist.....

Why does Garth Brooks' "I've got friends in low places" keep ringing in my head when I see SVTHorsnake's posts!!!

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Old Dec 16, 2004 | 06:04 PM
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Originally Posted by SVTHorsnake
READ MY DAMNED POSTS! I didn't flame everyone here. I flamed certain people who contradicted themselves.
I did, and I'm not coming onto you. I posted my domestic thug picture just for the hell of it.
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Old Dec 16, 2004 | 08:53 PM
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this thread was worth a few laughs.

think about this:

my w126 is more advanced than any mustang. that should say it all. 177 MB horsepower is better than 500 Ford horsepower. :p

MB vs. Ford hp equation:

MB*2-Ford/2=why MB is better



totally kidding, but i could not resist the temptation to make fun of mullet heads.

ok, ok. ill stop now
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Old Dec 17, 2004 | 02:51 AM
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Originally Posted by Stiggs
Oh hell I can't resist.....

Why does Garth Brooks' "I've got friends in low places" keep ringing in my head when I see SVTHorsnake's posts!!!

:v
that's funny, because if you had read my first post, you would know I'm persian, from Iran, of Medditerranian descent, but you keep making your worthless generalizations and thinking garth brooks, dumbass. What's even more funny is I've don't know any country songs by name and you do.

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Old Dec 17, 2004 | 04:22 AM
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Originally Posted by ricky.agrawal
I did, and I'm not coming onto you. I posted my domestic thug picture just for the hell of it.
it was orignally barney, thats why i asked if you wanted a hug.
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Old Dec 17, 2004 | 05:47 AM
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well, I'm done with this thread, it's hopeless. I'll be back to this board soon though as it looks like there's some substance pertinant to my MBs. Have fun flaming cars.
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Old Dec 17, 2004 | 12:49 PM
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Originally Posted by SVTHorsnake
that's funny, because if you had read my first post, you would know I'm persian, from Iran, of Medditerranian descent, but you keep making your worthless generalizations and thinking garth brooks, dumbass. What's even more funny is I've don't know any country songs by name and you do.
I thought everyone knew Garth Brooks.
Can Persians have mullets?

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Old Jan 14, 2005 | 11:39 PM
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(scrolls down kill stories page one topics)

(sees an interesting thread)

(laughs and keeps on laughing)



Wow. This one was worth enough laughs to last me until next year. I have always see this thread on the kill sotry page, but never bothered to check it-- figured it was another juvenile d!ck measuring contest. Hmm... well, I wasn't far from it, now was I?



This is fun. Oh wait- I should let this thread die. Never. This was a heated debate what happened? And if Fords defense... (thinks of something good to say... anything good to say) it has- it has- it has LEATHER! Ahahaha! Worship me, I have leather!

And AMG!? Crap! Crap, I tell you! I mean, who drives a Mercedes!? Wieghs as much as a fridge. Stupid Mercedes-Benz owners should keep their mouths shut. And, in Fords defense, again, it has 4 wheels AND-AND I tell you, all of one steering wheel! Which is wrapped in leather.

Oh, its fun making a fool of myself, here and there...

Ok, in all seriousness now...

Ford:
Sure. Shove 20K in it, and you'll be untouchable. At least on the streets- track= different story. So when the Stang is not in the shop- no ones safe. But since, all the 11, 10 second Stangs are in the shop being repaired for blown engines and transmission problems, Im king of the road! And even if the stang does beat my stupid E55- oh well, at the end of the day, I drive the Mercedes. At least I lose, getting a back massage.

Mercedes-Benz:
Is not to be messed with. For one thing: You Mustang fools, back to the stables! :v And thats an order! Nobody cares about your Cobra running 1,000 HP at a million PSI!!!! Take that 2FST2FRS **** back to your forums! No one cares! Except maybe TuscanRaider, in which case, he should follow you. Mercedes comes out on top each time, against Ford. And for the Ford GT, find me one for 150K, and by god, tomarrow noon- I will buy it. Fact the matter is- not only is it ugly, damn it, its a Ford. I don't want to buy a 100K plus vehicle (actually 250K plus) and leave it in the shop 3/4 of a month. But thats just me. And TuscanRaider, why are you treasuring trash?

I take care of my vehicles. And, 10 years from now, my SL600 will still be beautiful. What makes a certain car a collectable? Hmm? TuscanRaider? Because its garaged, and has low miles? Heck, my SL600 is garaged and has low miles, is it a collectible (if so SUHWEET!)? Lets add fuel to this thread!

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Old Jan 14, 2005 | 11:52 PM
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Old Jan 15, 2005 | 01:14 PM
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Stop!!! I can't take it anymore!
Never! I wan't your opinion! And damn it, I want it now!
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Old Jan 17, 2005 | 08:17 AM
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I wonder if Lexani ever burns his ball bag when he's ****ing his SL up the tailpipe? Get over it dude, you're far from the best on the road.
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Old Jan 17, 2005 | 05:13 PM
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Originally Posted by tuscanraider
I wonder if Lexani ever burns his ball bag when he's ****ing his SL up the tailpipe? Get over it dude, you're far from the best on the road.
Not lately.
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Old Jan 19, 2005 | 05:38 PM
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zouzou got hisself spanked!
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Old Jan 19, 2005 | 06:23 PM
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Originally Posted by tuscanraider
I wonder if Lexani ever burns his ball bag when he's ****ing his SL up the tailpipe? Get over it dude, you're far from the best on the road.
Maybe he's more of a "reciever" than a "giver" if you know what I mean?
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Old Jan 19, 2005 | 07:35 PM
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Maybe he's more of a "reciever" than a "giver" if you know what I mean?
Can't say I do-- but since, you know about it, pherhaps you can explain it to me.
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Old Jan 20, 2005 | 12:36 AM
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This is my first time on MB world and I can't believe some of you guys are so sensitive. We have to face the fact that his car is more powerful then E55 and others.
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Old Jan 20, 2005 | 12:46 AM
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So what your sayin in a nut shell is that The only difference between my car and a mustang is that I have a benz? I don't understand where you get that a mustang and my car are of the same quality and performance? I could have easily bought an EVO MR and used the rest of the money that I would have spent on my 55 and modded it to the point where I would make any cobra look like a civic. But did I? No. In the end I'm still driving a Mitsu. I bought my car because I like it. Obviously different people buy AMG's and others buy mustangs. Botton line...yeah the quality of mercedes cars isn't what it used to be but a ford mustang IMHO isn't the first car that comes to mind when I think of quality AND performance.
Ignore him. Everyone else does.
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Old Jan 20, 2005 | 11:22 AM
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Originally Posted by mmam
This is my first time on MB world and I can't believe some of you guys are so sensitive. We have to face the fact that his car is more powerful then E55 and others.
"more powerful then E55..."

Yeah... ok friend... what are you smoking? Must be some good, good *****.
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Old Jan 20, 2005 | 11:41 AM
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Lets all buy hondas, and my son would say "fix it up" "strip it out" "add Nitrous" Then we will get a 1000 pound 10000000000000000000000hp motobike powered Street racer.
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Old Jan 20, 2005 | 09:54 PM
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Originally Posted by Lexani
"more powerful then E55..."

Yeah... ok friend... what are you smoking? Must be some good, good *****.
Why you don't. Can't face the fact? Ok E55 is the faster in the world. Happy.
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Old Jan 21, 2005 | 12:23 AM
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To take it further add the price difference of about 40K in mods to the GT, and I don't know what would beat it? But certainly nothing from MB, nope not the SLR its got a 0-60 "under 3.8" plus its 400K.

Good points you brought up Tuscan...Before i get to it. Cobra is not a bad car the money though i would never own anything besides euro.lol Dollar for dollar they can be fun.

For the price of a GT+40k you can find a nice F-355 and turbo it for from Hamman for 30k total=110k im sure you can outsprint most cars there or a 993 twin turbo with RUF application for around 90K car included.

By competitors I meant BMW, Audi, Lex, etc, The new M45? 335HP. Performance? lets see an E500 keep up.

Yeh Audi was banned from racing whent they developed their quattro all-wheel drive system and still hold the rally record at pikes peak. The M45 was actually designed by Ferry Porsche jr(911 designer) pretty fast car. BMW is the ultimate driving machine(outhandels most cars) and Porsche(outperforms every car) there is no substatute. I guess the best combinations if money is not a factor would be M5, G55 AMG, Cayenne Turbo, 911 turbo+, maybe museum queen F-50 or Carrera GT.

Today there are probably a few cars that "do not depreciate" in the modern era F-50, Carrera Gt, Enzo, F-40, 959, Duer 962, Mclaren SLR. Besides that everything eles bought will be unfortunately not a "Smart buy".
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Old Jan 21, 2005 | 03:33 PM
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Originally Posted by zouzou42
My car now has over 500 hp and runs the 1/4 mile in 11.90 .

I reved my engine and it was on...I pulled at least 6 cars on him in a little over a 1/4 mile.

You my friend are a moron your car runs an 11.9 which multiple E55's have done and even a bit better. Here is the deal if you were six car lengths ahead in a little over a quarter mile your car either runs the quarter in below 11 seconds or the E55 wasnt racing. And since you claim your car runs an 11.9 i'm gonna go with option B. I like cobras and think they are one of the best bang for the buck cars out there. But myself nor the other members of the forum want to hear this trash get your story straight before you start bench racing.
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