Cosm

I am driving down okeechobee blvd and get to the light at military trail and I see a M5 with the plate AMG EATR in the next lane 1 car up so when the light turned green I pulled up to the side of him and started to play with him, we were zig zagging in and out of traffic trying to get 2 clear lanes after a mile down the road we see a patrol car also going in the same direction so we slow down and I roll my window down and asked him which direction he was heading (hopefully he was going toward I-95) but he said he actually was supposed to turn a lil while back all while we were driving about 30mph so after asking if he was heading towards the highways and he said no and said lets make a quick run from right where we were and I said ok and did the notion and gunned it. I had jumped about 1/2 car length on the takeoff and continuned to gain distance on him till we let off. MAN !!! was I happy to represent the AMG !!!! I wish I could have taken a video of it or a pic of his plate but it was a new grey M5 and now I guess he will need to update his plate

2K6E55

Hahaha... Congrats on your kill, that M5 needs a new plate now, perhaps it needs to say BOW2AMG.

transferred

*Twisties*

Vic55

That must be the most embarrassing moment someone has had in regards to a vanity plate.

I mean we all have fast cars but to actually call out an exact style is crazy especially when your car is beatable.

psk145

was it an E39 M5?

Cosm

what about twisties ?? who said anything about twisties ??
its like me saying OFF-ROAD
or REVERSE !!
or UNDER WATER !!
or with 3 wheels....

What the heck ?? I guess that gives bmw owners an excuse everytime they get beat.

P.S. I can also say that I think my car drives alot better than a M5 so everytime somebody says twisties then I am gonna say COMFORT

Cosm

newer body M5

Rudyrono

How about "AMGSNAK"

Jrocket

eLTURCOamg

m5 cult will be here soon.

Kev04C320

You obviously don't get the joke

Wait till the twisties and the F430 will kill both the M and the AMG

Cosm

I get the joke but its like a stupid joke that somebody keeps repeating over and over again and it's SOOOOO old that it just becomes annoying

Yeah and my F1 car will beat your F430 in the twisties...

Kev04C320

Well yeah, but there's always better cars out there that will kill the M and AMG out there. One can keep on arguing about certain anomalies with your car, or sub-optimal road condition, etc etc, but still didn't change the fact that the person in the M lost that particular race. I think this joke is more than just a simple joke.

vraa

Wait until we get to reliability tests...

BMWEATR

good job! I tried to race one ahwhile back but i decided not to because his car was so damn ugly i just turned off thinking why waste my time.

Vic55

Man we all have to lighten up a little here. The twistie joke, albeit old, is not as old as the original defense and to be honest I actually laughed when he posted it. Its still good IMO for at least a few more months

Kev04C320

wait till the 24 hour Le Mans race

TREZ63

NiCE KILL DUDE!! Love it!

e55 baller

Sweet kill. that guy has ballz for that lisense plate. I am probably faster than 99 out of 100 M cars on the road but ain't putting that on my plate...my luck the 1 M car running NOS will find me.

jamie140

Are you sure it wasn't black? That's Evan Kozman, his car is a 6 speed manual, but it's black, not grey.

edit: I think his plate is amg etr.

jangy

HAHA!! So, I am coming home from work todaya nd happen to look up in my rearview and what do you know? There is a 5 series on my rear. I punch a bit to see if he wants to play, and he does. I get excited!! There is lots of traffic, so i am patient and hope he stays with me until i can open up a nice stretch for 2 cars (to be fair). All the traffic exits off and we are the only two on an off ramp. We were rolling at about 90 then. I push some, and he follows. i go ahead and punch it and walk away. Unfortunately, it was too easy, especially at speed. So, i slow down and he comes flying up on me wanting more. I let him pass and it is a damn 550i !!

jangy

Who is Evan Kozman, and why would I care. Isn't a stick supposed to be faster? i personally like automatics and computer gadgets, but I'm just pointing out the purist thought.

by the way, the twisties joke will last for as long as AMG has more power and BMW has more agility. Jangy thinks its funny, hehe

Jrocket

Just talked to my cousin.Says some guy a really dirty black E55 with Flinstone toes was picking on his 525i today! J'K...LOL

Funny story Jangy,Ive only had 1 good race and I might have got lucky with the win anyway.

HouTxCLS55

AWESOME!

jangy

Dude, so I don't wash my ride and happenned to post a pic of my fat snausages (toes) as a favor and this is what I get??

You tell your cousin it was a damned 530i, NOT a 525i !!!