My First Kill !!! M5 Amg Eatr !!
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My First Kill !!! M5 Amg Eatr !!
I am driving down okeechobee blvd and get to the light at military trail and I see a M5 with the plate AMG EATR in the next lane 1 car up so when the light turned green I pulled up to the side of him and started to play with him, we were zig zagging in and out of traffic trying to get 2 clear lanes after a mile down the road we see a patrol car also going in the same direction so we slow down and I roll my window down and asked him which direction he was heading (hopefully he was going toward I-95) but he said he actually was supposed to turn a lil while back all while we were driving about 30mph so after asking if he was heading towards the highways and he said no and said lets make a quick run from right where we were and I said ok and did the notion and gunned it. I had jumped about 1/2 car length on the takeoff and continuned to gain distance on him till we let off. MAN !!! was I happy to represent the AMG !!!! I wish I could have taken a video of it or a pic of his plate but it was a new grey M5 and now I guess he will need to update his plate 
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I am driving down okeechobee blvd and get to the light at military trail and I see a M5 with the plate AMG EATR in the next lane 1 car up so when the light turned green I pulled up to the side of him and started to play with him, we were zig zagging in and out of traffic trying to get 2 clear lanes after a mile down the road we see a patrol car also going in the same direction so we slow down and I roll my window down and asked him which direction he was heading (hopefully he was going toward I-95) but he said he actually was supposed to turn a lil while back all while we were driving about 30mph so after asking if he was heading towards the highways and he said no and said lets make a quick run from right where we were and I said ok and did the notion and gunned it. I had jumped about 1/2 car length on the takeoff and continuned to gain distance on him till we let off. MAN !!! was I happy to represent the AMG !!!! I wish I could have taken a video of it or a pic of his plate but it was a new grey M5 and now I guess he will need to update his plate
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That must be the most embarrassing moment someone has had in regards to a vanity plate.
I mean we all have fast cars but to actually call out an exact style is crazy especially when your car is beatable.
I mean we all have fast cars but to actually call out an exact style is crazy especially when your car is beatable.
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what about twisties ?? who said anything about twisties ??
its like me saying OFF-ROAD
or REVERSE !!
or UNDER WATER !!
or with 3 wheels....
What the heck ?? I guess that gives bmw owners an excuse everytime they get beat.
P.S. I can also say that I think my car drives alot better than a M5 so everytime somebody says twisties then I am gonna say COMFORT
its like me saying OFF-ROAD
or REVERSE !!
or UNDER WATER !!
or with 3 wheels....
What the heck ?? I guess that gives bmw owners an excuse everytime they get beat.
P.S. I can also say that I think my car drives alot better than a M5 so everytime somebody says twisties then I am gonna say COMFORT
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what about twisties ?? who said anything about twisties ??
its like me saying OFF-ROAD
or REVERSE !!
or UNDER WATER !!
or with 3 wheels....
What the heck ?? I guess that gives bmw owners an excuse everytime they get beat.
P.S. I can also say that I think my car drives alot better than a M5 so everytime somebody says twisties then I am gonna say COMFORT
its like me saying OFF-ROAD
or REVERSE !!
or UNDER WATER !!
or with 3 wheels....
What the heck ?? I guess that gives bmw owners an excuse everytime they get beat.
P.S. I can also say that I think my car drives alot better than a M5 so everytime somebody says twisties then I am gonna say COMFORT
Wait till the twisties and the F430 will kill both the M and the AMG
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Yeah and my F1 car will beat your F430 in the twisties...
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Well yeah, but there's always better cars out there that will kill the M and AMG out there. One can keep on arguing about certain anomalies with your car, or sub-optimal road condition, etc etc, but still didn't change the fact that the person in the M lost that particular race. I think this joke is more than just a simple joke.
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Sweet kill. that guy has ballz for that lisense plate. I am probably faster than 99 out of 100 M cars on the road but ain't putting that on my plate...my luck the 1 M car running NOS will find me.
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Are you sure it wasn't black? That's Evan Kozman, his car is a 6 speed manual, but it's black, not grey.
edit: I think his plate is amg etr.
edit: I think his plate is amg etr.
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HAHA!! So, I am coming home from work todaya nd happen to look up in my rearview and what do you know? There is a 5 series on my rear. I punch a bit to see if he wants to play, and he does. I get excited!! There is lots of traffic, so i am patient and hope he stays with me until i can open up a nice stretch for 2 cars (to be fair). All the traffic exits off and we are the only two on an off ramp. We were rolling at about 90 then. I push some, and he follows. i go ahead and punch it and walk away. Unfortunately, it was too easy, especially at speed. So, i slow down and he comes flying up on me wanting more. I let him pass and it is a damn 550i !!
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by the way, the twisties joke will last for as long as AMG has more power and BMW has more agility. Jangy thinks its funny, hehe
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HAHA!! So, I am coming home from work todaya nd happen to look up in my rearview and what do you know? There is a 5 series on my rear. I punch a bit to see if he wants to play, and he does. I get excited!! There is lots of traffic, so i am patient and hope he stays with me until i can open up a nice stretch for 2 cars (to be fair). All the traffic exits off and we are the only two on an off ramp. We were rolling at about 90 then. I push some, and he follows. i go ahead and punch it and walk away. Unfortunately, it was too easy, especially at speed. So, i slow down and he comes flying up on me wanting more. I let him pass and it is a damn 550i !!
Funny story Jangy,Ive only had 1 good race and I might have got lucky with the win anyway.
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what about twisties ?? who said anything about twisties ??
its like me saying OFF-ROAD
or REVERSE !!
or UNDER WATER !!
or with 3 wheels....
What the heck ?? I guess that gives bmw owners an excuse everytime they get beat.
P.S. I can also say that I think my car drives alot better than a M5 so everytime somebody says twisties then I am gonna say COMFORT
its like me saying OFF-ROAD
or REVERSE !!
or UNDER WATER !!
or with 3 wheels....
What the heck ?? I guess that gives bmw owners an excuse everytime they get beat.
P.S. I can also say that I think my car drives alot better than a M5 so everytime somebody says twisties then I am gonna say COMFORT
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Dude, so I don't wash my ride and happenned to post a pic of my fat snausages (toes) as a favor and this is what I get??
You tell your cousin it was a damned 530i, NOT a 525i !!!
