dont let your dumb ass wife drive your car...







her dumb *** response... "well if i worked i could pay for the repair"
un f ing believable.
FWIW, I hit a deer in my E55 back in Nov (I did get the satisfaction of putting a 9mm behind the deer's ear - don't think that will work for you
). Those front end pieces are pretty cheap. I think the entire bumper, painted, was like $1200.Relax, have a drink, kiss your wife and get the car fixed.
Good luck!
This could become a long thread if everyone starts posting stories.
**** happens man.
Relax, it's just a car. I've gone through similar experiences with my wife before.
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I do not swear at my wife, I do swear at my car. I would never disrespect my wife and especially not in public, I have said to people in public " this piece of sh-t isn't running right. And of coarse finally, a car in bed (even an E55) doesn't make a good companion!
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**** happens man.
Relax, it's just a car. I've gone through similar experiences with my wife before.
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i hear ya. but she couldnt care less about what i type. were sailor talkers anyway. and the response was 10x's worse than the accident. just venting
Anyway, I'd go to her and apologize for being such a dick then ask the mods to remove this post lest she ever see it she won't take half your 63 to spite you.
Anyway, I'd go to her and apologize for being such a dick then ask the mods to remove this post lest she ever see it she won't take half your 63 to spite you.
All i ask of her is to treat the $100,000 vehicle with respesct&extra caution.
So yeah,I would prefer if you parked it ALLL THE WAAY over there instead of right in front of the store so the inconsiderate ******* doesn't open his car door into ours,again.
-I'd appreciate it if you didn't park so close to the curb nextime to avoid the curb rash as there is only 1 wheel left out of 4 that aren't rashed up.
-I'd like it if you were able to pull into the 9' wide garage with the 6' wide car & not hit the abrasive cement wall on the way in with the expensive mirror.And then open the door into the wall so you can get out&survey the damage.
-I'd prefer it if you were more careful with your carmel swirl latte on the way to work so you don't spill it down the side of the console&onto the carpeting,and were too lazy to clean it or tell me so that I could.
-If it's not too much to ask of you,next time don't put the 2 aluminum trays of cupcakes your taking to the school for the kids party on the trunk deck because the scratches were impossible to get out.
-(my favorite)And last but not least,next time you back up our 700' driveway in reverse to show off please remember that your cousin has his dump truck&excavator trailor parked at the top so you don't drive up onto the ramps of the trailer and manage to get the $106,000 Porsche 997 stuck&hanging off the side of trailer bed because the car is now dangling off the side on it's frame because you didn't see it
I have many more horror stories of this nature,so dc63er I feel your pain
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All i ask of her is to treat the $100,000 vehicle with respesct&extra caution.
So yeah,I would prefer if you parked it ALLL THE WAAY over there instead of right in front of the store so the inconsiderate ******* doesn't open his car door into ours,again.
-I'd appreciate it if you didn't park so close to the curb nextime to avoid the curb rash as there is only 1 wheel left out of 4 that aren't rashed up.
-I'd like it if you were able to pull into the 9' wide garage with the 6' wide car & not hit the abrasive cement wall on the way in with the expensive mirror.And then open the door into the wall so you can get out&survey the damage.
-I'd prefer it if you were more careful with your carmel swirl latte on the way to work so you don't spill it down the side of the console&onto the carpeting,and were too lazy to clean it or tell me so that I could.
-If it's not too much to ask of you,next time don't put the 2 aluminum trays of cupcakes your taking to the school for the kids party on the trunk deck because the scratches were impossible to get out.
-(my favorite)And last but not least,next time you back up our 700' driveway in reverse to show off please remember that your cousin has his dump truck&excavator trailor parked at the top so you don't drive up onto the ramps of the trailer and manage to get the $106,000 Porsche 997 stuck&hanging off the side of trailer bed because the car is now dangling off the side on it's frame because you didn't see it
I have many more horror stories of this nature,so dc63er I feel your pain
Ha ha, sorry to laugh but that was funny.

The bad news if you're married is that divorce is expensive. Prenuptial agreements are a great mitigating factor, however.
If you aren't married, women are just as easy to replace as cars, if not easier. Unfortunately, they are all a pain in the ***.
I have no qualms about calling my gf a dumbass when she does something stupid because god knows what she would call me if I damaged her Christian Louboutin shoe or her Hermes/Chanel/Dior handbag!!!
Maybe every time she f's up your car, you should accidentally trash her favorite handbag and see how she feels. Sometimes people are oblivious simply because when they don't pay for things themselves, they take them for granted.
And always buy her her own car to trash, like an E350 or something inexpensive. Preferably with her own insurance policy.
I have an old 3 series I've owned since college, she doesn’t particularly care for. It’s covered in the scratches and door dings she has inflicted. She slams the door so hard the door speakers have popped out. Maybe it’s not intentional, but indicates a general lack of respect.
I admire you guys who are respectful to your wives and they reciprocate. You are truly lucky. But there are women out there whose "give a dam" is busted
Example#1098,I had the E55 since it rolled off the delivery truck.She only drove it when I was in the car.The VERY FIRST time she took it by herself(w/out my knowledge mind you) she managed to get a chip in the windshield(how many times have I asked you NOT too follow dump trucks down the freeway dear?)&scratch the underside of the front spoiler chin pulling into a steeply raked driveway.I managed 8k miles w/out any damage,she drove it 43.7 miles before she took it's cherry...It's only a matter of time before the next incident

From what I see on this forum most if not all of us are guys so don't worry about what people say.
All i ask of her is to treat the $100,000 vehicle with respesct&extra caution.
So yeah,I would prefer if you parked it ALLL THE WAAY over there instead of right in front of the store so the inconsiderate ******* doesn't open his car door into ours,again.
-I'd appreciate it if you didn't park so close to the curb nextime to avoid the curb rash as there is only 1 wheel left out of 4 that aren't rashed up.
-I'd like it if you were able to pull into the 9' wide garage with the 6' wide car & not hit the abrasive cement wall on the way in with the expensive mirror.And then open the door into the wall so you can get out&survey the damage.
-I'd prefer it if you were more careful with your carmel swirl latte on the way to work so you don't spill it down the side of the console&onto the carpeting,and were too lazy to clean it or tell me so that I could.
-If it's not too much to ask of you,next time don't put the 2 aluminum trays of cupcakes your taking to the school for the kids party on the trunk deck because the scratches were impossible to get out.
-(my favorite)And last but not least,next time you back up our 700' driveway in reverse to show off please remember that your cousin has his dump truck&excavator trailor parked at the top so you don't drive up onto the ramps of the trailer and manage to get the $106,000 Porsche 997 stuck&hanging off the side of trailer bed because the car is now dangling off the side on it's frame because you didn't see it
I have many more horror stories of this nature,so dc63er I feel your pain



know why she was driving my car? because she hit the right front bumper of her suv 3 times in the same spot and once on the left side. so i took it off bought a new one, PAINTED AND CLEARED it myself (self taught).
All i ask of her is to treat the $100,000 vehicle with respesct&extra caution.
So yeah,I would prefer if you parked it ALLL THE WAAY over there instead of right in front of the store so the inconsiderate ******* doesn't open his car door into ours,again.
-I'd appreciate it if you didn't park so close to the curb nextime to avoid the curb rash as there is only 1 wheel left out of 4 that aren't rashed up.
-I'd like it if you were able to pull into the 9' wide garage with the 6' wide car & not hit the abrasive cement wall on the way in with the expensive mirror.And then open the door into the wall so you can get out&survey the damage.
-I'd prefer it if you were more careful with your carmel swirl latte on the way to work so you don't spill it down the side of the console&onto the carpeting,and were too lazy to clean it or tell me so that I could.
-If it's not too much to ask of you,next time don't put the 2 aluminum trays of cupcakes your taking to the school for the kids party on the trunk deck because the scratches were impossible to get out.
-(my favorite)And last but not least,next time you back up our 700' driveway in reverse to show off please remember that your cousin has his dump truck&excavator trailor parked at the top so you don't drive up onto the ramps of the trailer and manage to get the $106,000 Porsche 997 stuck&hanging off the side of trailer bed because the car is now dangling off the side on it's frame because you didn't see it
I have many more horror stories of this nature,so dc63er I feel your pain
No offense but that is some good reading right there. You should write a book on all the mishaps that you have had (well your wife actually) and I think you would have a best seller on your hands
you shoulda known better be madd at yourself and learn from your mistakes.
The only time mine gets to drive the beast is when i've been drinking. I will rent a car before i loan her mine, but she has 2 handy caps shes Asian and a woman!!






