Update: MHP ECU/TCU Tuning (Throttle Blipping, etc, DONE!)
I guess I may be gun shy because I've already been through one engine rebuild...we just need more time, patience, and data. I hope MHP is successful but if the other issues aren't addressed as part of a package then the "full potential" of the 65 (or even the 55 platform) will never truly acheived.

Yes, my RUF 996 turbo was as you put it "Crappy", RUF just keep turning out garbage year after year after year. LOL.
Like I said before, dealers have absolutely ZERO say in anthing having to do with factory warranties, but you seem to be the resident expert so can you please ask Andy which dealerships he is talking to so I can contact them about a Full Factory Warrany tune for my car. I have asked him for this information twice and he is not very forth coming with the info. Come to think of it he is not very forth coming with any info.
I have read this entire thread, Andy sounds like a very smart person (no sarcasm), he sounds like he really knows his stuff about cars and more specificaly the electroincs/computer side of it, but on countless occasions on this thread when approached with legitimate, good questions from other members he has either attacked them or avoided the question all together. EXAMPLE; Member CHICAGOX asked him what he meant by other tuners tunes being "archaic", Andy avoided it with a smarty pants "No comment" answer. He might have a few trade secrets that he does not want to disclose and I can appreciate that but it sounds like he is the new tuner on the block so he should expect people to ask some questions before they hand him $6000 and the "brain" to their beloved automobiles.
I still can't understand why you all made me out to be a bad guy for asking one simple question in a very polite way. Some of you might choose to live your lives wearing blinders, but I prefer to tread more carefully and be a little bit more aware of what is going on around me. I cam eto this board 4 weeks ago seeking advice on a car that is new to me, all I get are stabs jabs and attacked.
Last edited by Roman Moronie; Sep 29, 2008 at 07:26 PM.
Then perhaps you need to step away from the computer and realize you are new here and coming off as someone who is asking too much. Andy has not dodged any questions. Sure, he has been curt in his replies....but did you think he was going to tell everyone including his competitors EXACTLY how he has done what he has done ?? I mean come on dude be realistic. He has answered all your questions, too. Your questions about reliability as well. Give it a rest and just sit tight and wait for the rest of the development to come out. Until then you are simply being impatient.
Last edited by LZH; Sep 29, 2008 at 07:29 PM.
In so many words you just called Andy a liar. When he DOES post the dyno sheets, I assume you are going to apologize ??? You've already said you won't buy his product, WTF are you still doing here besides acting like a moron ?? Do you really think Andy is conjuring up this story only to shoot himself in the foot ??? Did you not see the videos ?? Have you not seen the other dyno sheets posted ??? WHAT ARE YOU NOT UNDERSTANDING ????
Clearly you have way too much free time and you don't even have an AMG 65 so WHY DO YOU CARE SO MUCH ??? You have a 63....he has posted 63 numbers for your application. You need to say thank you and shut your pie hole or just relax and have a little patience.
And as far as Vic's replies to Andy, most if not all have been written with a fair amount of tounge and cheek so give it a rest. And we are not attacking Vic because he in not insinuating that Andy is LYING....
Last edited by LZH; Sep 29, 2008 at 07:46 PM.
The Best of Mercedes & AMG

Sorry, I couldn't resist.

2) Location: Michigan?
3) '09 Mercedes Benz S65?

4) ECU done by MHP?


5) S65 owner having the dyno done by someone he knows?

6) Trouble getting the dyno file?

Sounds like the dyno facility is even bigger than Andy!

I am sure EVERYONE will be SPEECHLESS when they FINALLY see the dyno file that was done CORRECTLY.
It is sooooooooooooooo hard to keep a secret Andy!

Would anyone like to take a guess where it was dyno'ed?
HINT: #2


2) Location: Michigan?
3) '09 Mercedes Benz S65?

4) ECU done by MHP?


5) S65 owner having the dyno done by someone he knows?

6) Trouble getting the dyno file?

Sounds like the dyno facility is even bigger than Andy!

I am sure EVERYONE will be SPEECHLESS when they FINALLY see the dyno file that was done CORRECTLY.
It is sooooooooooooooo hard to keep a secret Andy!

Would anyone like to take a guess where it was dyno'ed?
HINT: #2
Last edited by chiromikey; Sep 29, 2008 at 08:57 PM.

2) Location: Michigan?
3) '09 Mercedes Benz S65?

4) ECU done by MHP?


5) S65 owner having the dyno done by someone he knows?

6) Trouble getting the dyno file?

Sounds like the dyno facility is even bigger than Andy!

I am sure EVERYONE will be SPEECHLESS when they FINALLY see the dyno file that was done CORRECTLY.
It is sooooooooooooooo hard to keep a secret Andy!

Would anyone like to take a guess where it was dyno'ed?
HINT: #2
You really need to let this go. Most internet BS artists are VERY THROUGH. If I were a BS'er.....it would take me about 30mins to photoshop a graph. then I'd go to the local library or a friends house--register a new account(different ip) and post the graph extolling the virtues of Andy and his tuning. Since this is a guy that never posts it would seem legit that his 1st ever post is about this subject. Then to ice the cake---Id call my buddy(Gustav) with a M5 and film a "real street race" where the tuned car DEMOLISHES the M5.
Andy has done zero of these kind of things. The fact that he posted less than mindboggeling 1/4 times. The fact that he keeps waiting for someone to send him a dyno even though everyone is waiting and its making him look bad seems much more like a person trying to do something legitimately.
just my 2 cents.
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If ChicagoX really wants to find out why we say PC tunes are archaic he's more than welcome to come to MIR or Columbus (3-4 weeks) for a track rental race where he can line up and see first hand the reality of the situation.
Again Roman I never attacked you or anyone that didn't come at me first, and I'm really beginning to believe (based on your post count and your constant spin of all my statements) that you are a competitor and/or are linked to a competing business.
Mods, can we get an IP check please?
Thanks
Listen u stubby fargin corksucker - stop being a pain the **** u bastage.
Seriously Bro - I'm rollin up my sleeves and cracking my knuckles - ask anyone here what that means for you. Anyone care to tell him???
Offer accepted, let's get it on at MIR. What mods do you have so we can find a car that's as close to yours as possible for the sake of comparison? Full disclosure please, you'll be allowed to go over the MHP tuned vehicle as well.
To the competition, we're also looking to run vehicles similar to these vehicles with MHP tuning:
1) Stock E55
2) Stage IV E55
3) Stock longblock C63
4) CL65
5) H/C & stock longblock CLK BS 63
We want to own as many records as possible no later than 11/15, end of story.
We have also decided to do a custom dyno tune day one Saturday in October (likely the last weekend of the month) in Columbus, OH. We'll use the in house Mustang Dyno (eddy current/load bearing) at our shop and will also be able to do pulls on the street. Customers that aren't satisfied with their post tune #s will not have to pay a dime despite us taking the time to tune the vehicle and use the dyno.
We are also trying to book the track (National Trail, and yes, we'll make them use VHT) on Sunday (day after tuning) as there are some local Vette's and other domestics that have absolutey no respect for MBs and need to be taught a lesson, also obviously so tuned owners can test their newfound power. I'll be starting a new thread this week when we nail down a firm date.
Thanks
Andy
Last edited by MHP; Sep 30, 2008 at 01:28 AM.
Offer accepted, let's get it on at MIR. What mods do you have so we can find a car that's as close to yours as possible for the sake of comparison? Full disclosure please, you'll be allowed to go over the MHP tuned vehicle as well.
To the competition, we're also looking to run vehicles similar to these vehicles with MHP tuning:
1) Stock E55
2) Stage IV E55
3) Stock longblock C63
4) CL65
5) H/C & stock longblock CLK BS 63
We want to own as many records as possible no later than 11/15, end of story.
We have also decided to do a custom dyno tune day one Saturday in October (likely the last weekend of the month) in Columbus, OH. We'll use the in house Mustang Dyno (eddy current/load bearing) at our shop and will also be able to do pulls on the street. Customers that aren't satisfied with their post tune #s will not have to pay a dime despite us taking the time to tune the vehicle and use the dyno.
We are also trying to book the track (National Trail, and yes, we'll make them use VHT) on Sunday (day after tuning) as there are some local Vette's and other domestics that have absolutey no respect for MBs and need to be taught a lesson, also obviously so tuned owners can test their newfound power. I'll be starting a new thread this week when we nail down a firm date.
Thanks
Andy

Andy I believe ur new name is gonna be HOW U LIKE ME NOW!
Not to0 shabby a Gauntlet thrown down by a "Snake Oil Salesman"
Offer accepted, let's get it on at MIR. What mods do you have so we can find a car that's as close to yours as possible for the sake of comparison? Full disclosure please, you'll be allowed to go over the MHP tuned vehicle as well.
To the competition, we're also looking to run vehicles similar to these vehicles with MHP tuning:
1) Stock E55
2) Stage IV E55
3) Stock longblock C63
4) CL65
5) H/C & stock longblock CLK BS 63
We want to own as many records as possible no later than 11/15, end of story.
We have also decided to do a custom dyno tune day one Saturday in October (likely the last weekend of the month) in Columbus, OH. We'll use the in house Mustang Dyno (eddy current/load bearing) at our shop and will also be able to do pulls on the street. Customers that aren't satisfied with their post tune #s will not have to pay a dime despite us taking the time to tune the vehicle and use the dyno.
We are also trying to book the track (National Trail, and yes, we'll make them use VHT) on Sunday (day after tuning) as there are some local Vette's and other domestics that have absolutey no respect for MBs and need to be taught a lesson, also obviously so tuned owners can test their newfound power. I'll be starting a new thread this week when we nail down a firm date.
Thanks
Andy
Q: Did the 2009 S65 you just flashed w/ECU, read 630ish rwhp PRE-tune?
Last edited by Thericker; Sep 30, 2008 at 02:19 AM.
Like I said before, dealers have absolutely ZERO say in anthing having to do with factory warranties, but you seem to be the resident expert so can you please ask Andy which dealerships he is talking to so I can contact them about a Full Factory Warrany tune for my car. I have asked him for this information twice and he is not very forth coming with the info. Come to think of it he is not very forth coming with any info.
I have read this entire thread, Andy sounds like a very smart person (no sarcasm), he sounds like he really knows his stuff about cars and more specificaly the electroincs/computer side of it, but on countless occasions on this thread when approached with legitimate, good questions from other members he has either attacked them or avoided the question all together. EXAMPLE; Member CHICAGOX asked him what he meant by other tuners tunes being "archaic", Andy avoided it with a smarty pants "No comment" answer. He might have a few trade secrets that he does not want to disclose and I can appreciate that but it sounds like he is the new tuner on the block so he should expect people to ask some questions before they hand him $6000 and the "brain" to their beloved automobiles.
I still can't understand why you all made me out to be a bad guy for asking one simple question in a very polite way. Some of you might choose to live your lives wearing blinders, but I prefer to tread more carefully and be a little bit more aware of what is going on around me. I cam eto this board 4 weeks ago seeking advice on a car that is new to me, all I get are stabs jabs and attacked.
MHP asked for the Highest HP 65....
one person said ~575rwhp and showed a graph
then another said ~610rwhp without a graph.
then Jay made the statement about dyno problems.
Mhp replied that the dyno operaters know what theyre doing
Now we have this 630whp pretune number as stated by Jaycl600.
So what did we miss?







