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Old Feb 12, 2009 | 10:50 PM
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Jrcart- Call Out Time

Jrcart, let's race. You say you're a "road racer" so let's find out. Come down to VIR in one week. We race the same car so no doubt remains afterwards. I can supply the car or you can. I dare say that I'll beat you in your own car.

Here's the wager. If you win, then I never post here again, and I'll contribute $5k to the charity of your choice. If I win, you never post here again AND you learn the English language.

PS This is a lie-
Originally Posted by jrcart
I laid down consistant 2:21's at Road America and even laid down one blistering fast (for a car driven to the track) high 19
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Let's hope we never read stuff on here like this again...
Originally Posted by jrcart
I will dominate you like a lettle b!tch
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Originally Posted by jrcart
Not to be a d1ck, but if someone that lives on the east coast can't afford $104 dollars and a few bucks gas to drive to the track maybe they should not be driving AMG's in the first place, that is the definition of living beyond your means...aka car poor.
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Originally Posted by jrcart
What a bright one you are...it was typical American garbage, just like my CTS-V.

I'm gonna dump just as money or more in mods money into my SL 65 BS come January...and it is going to be the fastest MB in the world...PERIOD! Until then I get the CLK
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...all I know is my car is already faster than his will ever be and I'm not done yet. If Rob wants to borrow anyones 55 and run me on a motor only race for some cash I am open to any offer.
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Originally Posted by jrcart
hell, I might just send one of my trucks to the California/Nevada state line to pick up his car just to shut him up once and for all. If I have to wait until January to shut him up (with my car)
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Originally Posted by jrcart
everything that spews from your keyboard is negative un-informative garbage....

...Call me when your junk heap can go 11.4 on motor!

....cat got your tounge or is your car still SSSLLLOOOOOOOOWWWW?
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Originally Posted by jrcart
You need to be commited! Just face it, you and your car are both inferior to me and my car! No matter how much money you dump into that old piece of garbage it's never going to beat my Black Series.

you are so bass akwards when it comes to tuning a car...

...you got picked last your entire life, things are not going to change for you, you are a born loser.
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...you are started to make yourself look dumb...sorry, but I had to say it. I don't have any issues with you, but your attacks on MHP are getting older than...
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Originally Posted by jrcart
open your eyes nimrod....
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Old Feb 12, 2009 | 10:56 PM
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Oh my God......... this will get messy........ I'm running out of popcorn

I can't keep up with all the new drama-filled threads that have been starting around here lately..... this is becoming better than watching TV

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Old Feb 12, 2009 | 10:59 PM
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Please keep the posts short for us members who exersize their clicking finger

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Old Feb 12, 2009 | 10:59 PM
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Old Feb 12, 2009 | 10:59 PM
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Originally Posted by MB_Forever
Oh my God, I'm running out of popcorn

I can't keep up with all the new threads that have been starting around here lately.....

No doubt! This thread will be interesting one...
Old Feb 12, 2009 | 11:00 PM
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Originally Posted by MB_Forever
Oh my God, I'm running out of popcorn

I can't keep up with all the new threads that have been starting around here lately.....
Damn seriously man. This is getting freaking ridiculous. It's non stop here!!!!!

All that bickering about who has the biggest nuts, this is really really childish. There will always be someone who claims to be better than the other, and in all likeliness, that person WON'T be better than the other. It's like me claiming that I own jets. Shiet, I'm lucky if I can afford the gas in my E55 (ok I'm not that poor but you get the point).

And now this thread. more bickering. Just like a bunch of chicks. I say all you guys should have a bukake party and see whose stuff tastes better.
Old Feb 12, 2009 | 11:03 PM
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Old Feb 12, 2009 | 11:05 PM
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Old Feb 12, 2009 | 11:06 PM
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The popcorn is getting stale.

What people will go to, to shut someone up.

How about this. We have a big get together at Laguna Seca where AMG Black Series Engineers show up with 10 SL65 BS and each person that shows up will get 3 hot laps of Laguna Seca with chief Black Series engineer Arndt Meyer at the controls of a CLK63 Black Series.

Oh, wait. Never mind. That's been done. Right MJ50!!!!! I am still smiling when I think about it.

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Originally Posted by The Godfather
I say all you guys should have a bukake party and see whose stuff tastes better.
Old Feb 12, 2009 | 11:07 PM
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Originally Posted by The Godfather
...
And now this thread. more bickering. Just like a bunch of chicks. I say all you guys should have a bukake party and see whose stuff tastes better.
You're wrong. This is deeper than that.
Old Feb 12, 2009 | 11:08 PM
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As if things could get any stickier in here, LOL
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Old Feb 12, 2009 | 11:10 PM
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Originally Posted by DFW01E55
You're wrong. This is deeper than that.
Don't get me wrong, I'm no fan of Jrcart, he's been more than abrasive, but is this necessary right now? I suppose so, at the rate things have been doing, might as well put all that **** on the table, clean up the house and start fresh. If that's your intent, then go for it.
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Old Feb 12, 2009 | 11:28 PM
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Just to clarify, my post wasn't mean to take a punch at Derek in particular, I was speaking in general. But if anything, no jrcart around these parts won't make me sad.
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