You know you drive an E55 when...
Thread Starter
Super Member
Joined: Jun 2012
Posts: 959
Likes: 36
From: Maryland
W212 E63 AMG S Model
You know you drive an E55 when...
Hey guys,
I've seen these threads on many other forums and always get a good laugh out of some of the responses... let me start it off (I know, not the best...):
... you try to resist the urge to nail the throttle merging on highway because wife is in the car but you do it anyway and get yelled at
I've seen these threads on many other forums and always get a good laugh out of some of the responses... let me start it off (I know, not the best...):
... you try to resist the urge to nail the throttle merging on highway because wife is in the car but you do it anyway and get yelled at
Trending Topics
MB World Stories
The Best of Mercedes & AMG
Manual Mercedes? 6 Times Sindelfingen Let Drivers Have All The Fun
Verdad Gallardo
Mercedes SLR McLaren 722 S Is Extremely Rare Example Modified by McLaren
Verdad Gallardo
8 Classic Boxy Mercedes Designs That Have Aged Like Fine Wine
Verdad Gallardo
Flawlessly Restored Mercedes 190E Evo II Heads to Auction
Verdad Gallardo
Electric Mercedes C-Class Unveiled: 11 Things You Need to Know
Verdad Gallardo
Mercedes EQS Gets A Major Update: Everything You Need to Know
Verdad Gallardo
5 Underrated Mercedes-Benz Models That Don't Get the Love They Deserve
Verdad Gallardo
Mercedes 300D Has Pushed Well Past 1 Million Miles and It Ain't Stopping
Verdad Gallardo
10 Most Reliable Mercedes-Benz Models You Can Buy Used
Verdad Gallardo
MBWorld Fanatic!
Joined: Oct 2011
Posts: 2,279
Likes: 27
From: A to the Z (the state)
'06 E55
You know you drive an E55...
...when women want to be with you and men want to be you.
...when drivers of Audis and other lesser automobiles weep uncontrollably at your arrival.
...when you go to the dealer to get parts and also get humped in the butt dry.
...when you start sweating in your car in the middle of summer because the A/C kinda sucks for a car of this caliber.
...when WTF is that gas smell? I just replaced the fu*king fuel pump!
...when suddenly CEL!
...when you use other GPS navigation devices because the stock one sucks.
...when you don't give a S.H.I.T. about the A/C, weak audio, or crappy nav because you're driving the automotive equivalent of Hulk Hogan in a tuxedo.
...when you see a flashing yellow triangle on a highway pull.
...when women want to be with you and men want to be you.
...when drivers of Audis and other lesser automobiles weep uncontrollably at your arrival.
...when you go to the dealer to get parts and also get humped in the butt dry.
...when you start sweating in your car in the middle of summer because the A/C kinda sucks for a car of this caliber.
...when WTF is that gas smell? I just replaced the fu*king fuel pump!
...when suddenly CEL!
...when you use other GPS navigation devices because the stock one sucks.
...when you don't give a S.H.I.T. about the A/C, weak audio, or crappy nav because you're driving the automotive equivalent of Hulk Hogan in a tuxedo.
...when you see a flashing yellow triangle on a highway pull.
PLATINUM SPONSOR
Joined: Jun 2008
Posts: 3,834
Likes: 65
From: Texas
2003 CL55
Opps, I only have two doors. 
__________________
E63 Biturbo, UPD Cold Air induction kit, UPD performance crank pulley and UPD adjustable rear suspension with ride height adjustment.
CL55 UPD Cold Air Boost kit, UPD 3000 stall converter, UPD 77mm SC clutched pulley and beltwrap kit, Custom long tubes, UPD crank pulley , UPD suspension kit, UPD SC pulley, Aux. HE, Trunk tank w/rule 2000 pump, Mezeire pump, UPD 5pc idler set, Aluminum rotor hats.
www.ultimatepd.com
instagram @ultimate_pd
facebook.com/ultimatepd
E63 Biturbo, UPD Cold Air induction kit, UPD performance crank pulley and UPD adjustable rear suspension with ride height adjustment.
CL55 UPD Cold Air Boost kit, UPD 3000 stall converter, UPD 77mm SC clutched pulley and beltwrap kit, Custom long tubes, UPD crank pulley , UPD suspension kit, UPD SC pulley, Aux. HE, Trunk tank w/rule 2000 pump, Mezeire pump, UPD 5pc idler set, Aluminum rotor hats.
www.ultimatepd.com
instagram @ultimate_pd
facebook.com/ultimatepd
MBWorld Fanatic!
Joined: Dec 2011
Posts: 1,645
Likes: 13
From: tampa florida
19 f-150 limited (w/raptor engine) 06 e55,81SC Targa,08 CLK63 BLK,91 E34 M5
MBWorld Fanatic!
Joined: Nov 2005
Posts: 5,692
Likes: 5
none
You know you drive an E55...
...when women want to be with you and men want to be you.
...when drivers of Audis and other lesser automobiles weep uncontrollably at your arrival.
...when you go to the dealer to get parts and also get humped in the butt dry.
...when you start sweating in your car in the middle of summer because the A/C kinda sucks for a car of this caliber.
...when WTF is that gas smell? I just replaced the fu*king fuel pump!
...when suddenly CEL!
...when you use other GPS navigation devices because the stock one sucks.
...when you don't give a S.H.I.T. about the A/C, weak audio, or crappy nav because you're driving the automotive equivalent of Hulk Hogan in a tuxedo.
...when you see a flashing yellow triangle on a highway pull.
...when women want to be with you and men want to be you.
...when drivers of Audis and other lesser automobiles weep uncontrollably at your arrival.
...when you go to the dealer to get parts and also get humped in the butt dry.
...when you start sweating in your car in the middle of summer because the A/C kinda sucks for a car of this caliber.
...when WTF is that gas smell? I just replaced the fu*king fuel pump!
...when suddenly CEL!
...when you use other GPS navigation devices because the stock one sucks.
...when you don't give a S.H.I.T. about the A/C, weak audio, or crappy nav because you're driving the automotive equivalent of Hulk Hogan in a tuxedo.
...when you see a flashing yellow triangle on a highway pull.
Thanks Dennis
MBWorld Fanatic!
Joined: Sep 2005
Posts: 1,558
Likes: 8
From: Sacramento, CA
Ducati
Junior Member
Joined: Oct 2012
Posts: 27
Likes: 0
From: Jacksonville, FL
2005 E55
Look for the brakes and exhaust on every E class that rolls by...,
Scoff at the AMG badge being used sacrilegiously...
My car has keyless go, when I drive my truck I pull the door handle a good 4 or 5 times be before I figure out that its not going to open without using the key fob.
Scoff at the AMG badge being used sacrilegiously...
My car has keyless go, when I drive my truck I pull the door handle a good 4 or 5 times be before I figure out that its not going to open without using the key fob.
MBWorld Fanatic!
Joined: Jun 2009
Posts: 1,693
Likes: 9
From: Houston, TX
2006 E55, 2012 Jeep SRT, 2008 G37s 6MT (The Mrs.), 2005 Explorer
When you're sad bc so many of these are negative.....
When your smile is proportional to your right foot pedal travel....
When you remind girls that panties drop with torque not horsepower...
When your smile is proportional to your right foot pedal travel....
When you remind girls that panties drop with torque not horsepower...
