Ready to laugh? 2018 W213 E63S AMG + Tune = 11.6s @ 122mph 1/4 mile
CPC or no CPC, that's... **** poor performance. The worst part is, I can repeat it!!!!
Honestly, I do not think it is the tune's fault or anything like that. My car is noticeably faster tuned than stock. My car *feels* faster than 11.6s quarter mile but... apparently it isn't? lol
I also ran a 9.04s 60-130 which is *3* seconds slower than an F90 M5 with boltons + tune + E30. ****ing embarrassing. Literally the same level of performance from a 2013 stock M5 (which you can buy used for $40k easily) and even then it's a slow run.
I couldn't launch because that piece of **** race start kept giving me error messages so I just mashed it. 3.6s-4.25s seems to be my 0-60 range, which is ****ing terrible lol
DA reads 1253ft and it was 75º out. The car was getting noticably slower pull after pull and it did that like... exhaust flap backpressure thing (which I'm still not sure isn't just straight up knock lol) once where it pulls all power mid-run.
I have no doubt this would be a 12s car without a tune, which is ****ing hilarious when magazines say this car runs 11.1s stock...
I wish I could say "I suck, I'm the driver" but I literally just put the thing in Race mode, floored it, and went down a straight line...
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CPC or no CPC, that's... **** poor performance. The worst part is, I can repeat it!!!!
Honestly, I do not think it is the tune's fault or anything like that. My car is noticeably faster tuned than stock. My car *feels* faster than 11.6s quarter mile but... apparently it isn't? lol
I also ran a 9.04s 60-130 which is *3* seconds slower than an F90 M5 with boltons + tune + E30. ****ing embarrassing. Literally the same level of performance from a 2013 stock M5 (which you can buy used for $40k easily) and even then it's a slow run.
I couldn't launch because that piece of **** race start kept giving me error messages so I just mashed it. 3.6s-4.25s seems to be my 0-60 range, which is ****ing terrible lol
DA reads 1253ft and it was 75º out. The car was getting noticably slower pull after pull and it did that like... exhaust flap backpressure thing (which I'm still not sure isn't just straight up knock lol) once where it pulls all power mid-run.
I have no doubt this would be a 12s car without a tune, which is ****ing hilarious when magazines say this car runs 11.1s stock...
I wish I could say "I suck, I'm the driver" but I literally just put the thing in Race mode, floored it, and went down a straight line...
Tuned cars are much more sensitive to lower rating (91) then stock.
Anyway, something is wrong with your car, who's ECU do you have?
My Titanic size S63 did a 1/4 mile in 10.9 with 131 mph trap.
Granted, I have turbo upgrade from Renntech and used 93 octane.
right? or am i wrong?
Tuned cars are much more sensitive to lower rating (91) then stock.
Anyway, something is wrong with your car, who's ECU do you have?
My Titanic size S63 did a 1/4 mile in 10.9 with 131 mph trap.
Granted, I have turbo upgrade from Renntech and used 93 octane.
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I 0-60'd 3.8s without launch control. Say I get a hypothetical perfect launch and get a 3.2s. 0.6s difference. 11.6s - 0.6s bad launch difference = 11.0s
I mean... I guess that's good. The same time magazines get stock, with a tune. It basically means that without a tune this would be a $120k car that runs 12s lol
I should have got that F90 M5 I had money down on and pulled out of but that shifter looks like a giant ***** and would get in the way when ronin sucks me off while cruising down the highway
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So maybe your car is de-tuned somehow?
So maybe your car is de-tuned somehow?
what OBD-II logging can i do to see what the heck is wrong with my car? fuel trims, boost, all of that fun stuff
Haven't even done that many race starts as I'm more in to fun in the curves.
But just putting the info out there. 3.3 s seems to be a pretty well reported value for the E63s and there's going to be some standard deviation around that. Maybe 3.6 is just what your car does.
Something is wrong with your car or maybe just bad gas. I have multiple (at least 40 plus) runs on my completely stock MY19 at 3 secs flat to 3.25 and 1/8th mile times from 7.05-7.15- some posted on Dragy's leaderboard. These times are completely repeatable on non-prepped asphalt on 93 octane pump gas --not only over different days but 4 to 5 back to back runs--temps between 60-80 plus degrees. All that said, last year after having the car for about a month or two, out of the blue, I had a couple of 0-60 runs between 3.55-3.68. I started to worry that my engine was losing power--thought about it and realized I filled up the tank at a real ratty looking Sunoco station about 70 miles or so from my home in a pretty beat up skanky looking town a day or two before these slow runs. Quickly ran through the tank and filled up at my local Mobil station and all was back to normal and continues to be since. Still running sub 3.2 0-60 times and below 7.15 1/8th mile runs. Temps around 60 degrees and low humidity net marginally better times but all runs are pretty consistently good. Just bought a MY18 GLC63 (non-S) totally stock ran back to back sub 3.7 sec 0-60'sand a 12 sec flat 1/4 mile (some also posted on Dragy). Wanna race?? All kidding aside try new gas--might be as simple as that-Hopefully!!
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Good luck trouble-shooting.
My car **** the bed late last summer when I was getting 3.8 0-60 and 11.6 1/4 mile. It ended up that I had a boost leak after WMI injection.
Something has to be wrong. My car launches every time consistently with LC and it is always below 3 seconds.
I also had an issue with 3 IC pumps not working properly early in the summer and that was costing me 0.4 second in 1/4 mile and it didn’t throw any codes. My IATS were threw the roof so I knew something was wrong.
You have to log to make sure the car is running properly. I knew I had a boost leak because my boost was only hitting 14-16 lbs. Then I knew I had an issue with my IC pumps because my IATs were over 180 after hard pulls. Important to log because neither issue I had threw a code.
My car **** the bed late last summer when I was getting 3.8 0-60 and 11.6 1/4 mile. It ended up that I had a boost leak after WMI injection.
Something has to be wrong. My car launches every time consistently with LC and it is always below 3 seconds.
I also had an issue with 3 IC pumps not working properly early in the summer and that was costing me 0.4 second in 1/4 mile and it didn’t throw any codes. My IATS were threw the roof so I knew something was wrong.
You have to log to make sure the car is running properly. I knew I had a boost leak because my boost was only hitting 14-16 lbs. Then I knew I had an issue with my IC pumps because my IATs were over 180 after hard pulls. Important to log because neither issue I had threw a code.






